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Yo mama so fat, when she plays Undertale, Omega Flowey's mouth isn't big enough to eat her!

Why don't people play hide-and-seek in the number 4?

Because it would take forever. Get it? "For-ever" and "4" four, so "four ever."

A priest and a rabbi are walking down the street, and they come to a kid playing in a sandbox. The priest says, "Hey, you wanna go screw that kid?"

To which the rabbi replies, "Out of what?"

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    • There was a dog in the middle of the room, so I called it and started to play fetch. Then my mother shouted at me for playing with my food. I missed it, but it was tasty.

    What's the a simulation between a penis and a Rubik's cube?

    The more you play with it, the harder it gets.

    A man asks to play kick the bucket (not death).

    The other man agrees. They go to the top of Mt. Everest. The man who asked ties the bucket to the other one's foot. Then he kicks it off the cliff, which brings the man with it. LOL

    THE END

    When Jim was playing on his phone, my grandfather told him, "You use way too much technology!" Jim then said, "No, YOU use too much technology!" and then Jim disconnected his grandfather’s life support.

    So you wanna play like that, ayy? Well, Sydney didn't wanna play like that either, and that's why you got arrested.

    My son is so ungrateful. I bought him a trampoline and all he does is sit in his wheelchair and cry all day.

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    • So I was on Google, and on my computer it had Windows. When Stephen Hawking died, it shut down, the shutdown sound played, and wouldn't turn on again.