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Dad, there was one day I was playing jump rope with a pig, and then I made pulled pork out of him.
Son, he is dinner.
What do you call a dick playing badminton?
A shuttlecock.
What was the winning play at the leper football game?
A hand off up the middle.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
Because he doesn’t know where home is.
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Why does Barry Bannan laugh when he plays football?
Because the grass tickles his balls because he's so short.
Animal jokes, eh?
Toucan play at that game.
This is so sad, Alexa, play Despacito.
Why can't orphans play catch?
Because they don't have parents to catch the ball.
Yo mama so fat, when she plays Undertale, Omega Flowey's mouth isn't big enough to eat her!
Why don't people play hide-and-seek in the number 4?
Because it would take forever. Get it? "For-ever" and "4" four, so "four ever."
Murder: Wanna play a game?
Me: Ok (pulls out Xbox controller)
Come on guys, please let's play Roblox. My name is xX_robloxGamer420Po_Xx.
"Let's play Roblox! My name is xX_RobloxGamer420Pro_xX."
A priest and a rabbi are walking down the street, and they come to a kid playing in a sandbox. The priest says, "Hey, you wanna go screw that kid?"
To which the rabbi replies, "Out of what?"
A new game the whole family can play...
Incest.
There was a dog in the middle of the room, so I called it and started to play fetch. Then my mother shouted at me for playing with my food. I missed it, but it was tasty.
What's the a simulation between a penis and a Rubik's cube?
The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
Why can't orphans play baseball? They don't know where home is.
A man asks to play kick the bucket (not death).
The other man agrees. They go to the top of Mt. Everest. The man who asked ties the bucket to the other one's foot. Then he kicks it off the cliff, which brings the man with it. LOL
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