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Mortar is like a woman's fanny; the more you play with it, the wetter it gets.
My tutor just said this quote of 2k18^^^
Pontypool is rough.
When I was in high school, me and my friends would play with this girl who had Down syndrome.
We would get into a circle around her and say, "Nightmare, nightmare!"
When I die, can someone play "Best Day Ever" during my funeral?
Why does my cheating ex-wife wear a colostomy bag?
She lost her ass playing poker...
Roses are red, grass is greener. When I think of you, I play with my wiener.
Tonight I'm making a fort. I'm calling it Fortnite.
A family of 3, a dad, a mom, and a 12 year old son are driving in the car when the dad says, “How about we play a little game of two truths and a lie? It’ll be fun.”
“Ok,” the mom and son reply happily.
“Let me start,” says the son.
“Ok, go ahead,” replies the mom.
“I hate video games, I hate school, and I love junk food,” says the son.
“Ooh ooh! You do love junk food, you do hate school, and you don’t hate video games,” says the mom.
“Your right!” He replies.
“I’ll go next,” says the dad. “I love your mom, you’re adopted, and my dad almost died in WWII.”
“Hmm... Your dad did not almost die in WWII, obviously I’m not adopted, and you do love my mom,” Says the son.
“The lie is the second on,” says the dad.
Do you know why the Royal family can no longer play Monopoly?
How do you think Princess Diana died?
...Too soon?
What game did knights play most often?
What do you call a man who plays Fortnite 24/7?
A: A virgin.
Dad, there was one day I was playing jump rope with a pig, and then I made pulled pork out of him.
Son, he is dinner.
What do you call a dick playing badminton?
A shuttlecock.
What was the winning play at the leper football game?
A hand off up the middle.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
Because he doesn’t know where home is.
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Why does Barry Bannan laugh when he plays football?
Because the grass tickles his balls because he's so short.
Animal jokes, eh?
Toucan play at that game.
This is so sad, Alexa, play Despacito.
Why can't orphans play catch?
Because they don't have parents to catch the ball.
Yo mama so fat, when she plays Undertale, Omega Flowey's mouth isn't big enough to eat her!