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Little Natalie was playing with matches. Her mother caught her, took them, whupped her, and told her never to play with matches again.

A few minutes later, Little Natalie was playing with matches again. The curtains caught fire, and the house burned down.

Another few minutes later, when she and her mother were sitting at their neighbors', her mother told her: "If you think I gave you a whupping, wait till your father gets home!"

Little Natalie just cackled with delight because she knew her father had gotten home earlier and gone upstairs to take a nap.

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?

Juan on juan.

Why do people not play Uno with Mexicans? Because they are always stealing the green cards.

How do chinese people play in spy?

They cant

My wife told me I was immature. I just told her to get out of my pillow fort.

You know chords right? Well You know what I love to do? To play with A-minor. You know, feel your fingers on A-minor. Gives you a sence of power, to just F A-minor.

But thats not my favorite thing to fiddle with. That would be the D of minors. It's Just solid, you know. If you're clever you can have the D of minors into the C of minors. Or though a bit tricky the D of minors ito the B og minors.

And at this point you've gotten the point and if i want to continue it would be a bit of a stetch

Why can't skeletons play church music?

Because they have no organs.

What happens when Stephen Hawking dies?

The Windows shutdown sound plays.

22 ants were playing football in a saucer.

One ant said to another one, “We'll have to play better tomorrow. We're playing in the cup!”

Why has Stephen Hawking stopped playing hide and seek with his wife? Because she keeps using a metal detector.

What do you call a cow who plays an instrument? -- A moosician.

Why was Cinderella banned from playing sports? Because she always ran away from the ball.

Tits are like Lego bricks. They're there for the kid, but dad ends up playing with them.

Yo mama played the iceberg in Titanic.

Yo mama so stupid, she hides behind a glass door when playing hide and seek.

Why did the lion always lose at poker?

He was playing with a bunch of cheetahs.

Did you hear about the clam that could play violin?

It had excellent mussel memory.