Why does the Queen play poker on the toilet?
Because she always gets a Royal flush!
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On a winter day many play.
Some with snow, and I with ice Used as a device to slice Somehow I'm colder now.
What game did Al-Qaeda play with the Twin Towers on September 11th, 2001? Jenga.
I know this is supposed to be an emo joke, but does anyone want to play Rocket League?
I'm on PS4, by the way!
My name: Box3d_by_Clapped
One day, little Johnny was playing with his toys and looked out the window. He saw the neighbor's kid laying face-first in the grass, not breathing.
Little Johnny continued to shoot his nerf gun at the neighbor's big booty cheeks. No movement at all. After little Johnny went to get a snack, he looked out the window again and the kid was gone.
Little Johnny went to the neighbors and said, "I'm sorry to hear that your child has gone missing."
My mom and dad got home from a party pretty late. Why do I know? Because I was playing Minecraft all night.
Anyways, they get home and start fumbling up the stairs and being really loud. I could have swore I heard them fall down. I assumed they were drunk. I was just playing my Switch when they come into my room. Now I'm about 10 at the time so I watch them get undressed IN MY FUCKING BED! I then just stare at them as they notice me before I witness anything. They say that they were doing "intense kissing" the next morning. I believed that at the time, but now I've been to health class. I now know the truth. I wish I hadn't.
Why do orphans love role-plays?
Because they can call someone "daddy."
I was playing basketball and a guy in a wheelchair asked if he could play.
I looked at him and told him that we are looking for ankle breakers, yours are already broken.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because there's no home.
What is the difference between an apple tray and an orphan? The apples get picked.
Why don't orphans play Minecraft?
Because Technoblade is on the platform.
Little Johnny likes to play with toy guns.
Little Johnny paints them black.
Little Johnny went to a gun store.
Little Johnny made a big mess.
The cemetery people were getting paid.
The two brothers were sitting next to each other. They played with planes all day long. They got too violent, and now their sister (World Trade Center) stands there. The brothers were put up for adoption, and the planes were given back to their owners.
Why are pedophiles good at playing guitar?
Because they are good at fingering A minor.
What is the worst animal to play cards with? A cheater.
Why did Jesus play football?
He was Spanish, ayo.
You look at it. You tug on it like a shoe string. You play with it like elastic bubble plastic, but it still never grows.
You can play Jenga in two places now: New York and Miami (Chaplin Towers.) They probably have Jenga tournaments there every year.
I would invite you to play baseball, but there's no home for you to run to.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know what home is.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite game? Jacks.
Why? He loved to play with the little balls.
