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Why didn’t the orphan play baseball?
Because I took the bat and swung it at their kneecaps, and now they can’t run. What are they going to do, tell their parents?
The day I saw people asking Lebron James whether he liked to play basketball, my thoughts be like: wait, so Lebron James is gay cuz he likes to play with them balls.
What do you call an emo kid playing with fire?
Forgot to clean little piece of dust.
What game can an emo play on their wrists without an ink pen?
Tic-tac-toe.
Fortnite is so bad that when you try to play, trash is always in your way. LOL
Why does Michael Jackson have such a hard time playing chess?
He can't choose between black or white.
How have you been recently?
Oh, just playing some Rhydon.
What’s Rhydon?
Rhydon deez nutz!
Why does Helen Keller use her left hand to play with herself?
So she can moan with her right hand.
I'm playing a game of HANGMAN. Is there an 'S' or a 'C'?
MIKE PEN__E??
Why was the kinetic sand always happy?
Because it was kinetic with its friends!
Why can't an orphan play baseball? They don't know where home is.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home base.
Why are orphans sad when playing Roblox?
There isn't any parents on Roblox.
I was playing a tennis match against a girl and said, "I will fuck you up." She said, "Try me." So that's exactly what I did, and I won by forfeit as she ended up running away crying.
Did you hear about the emo kid who auditioned for the school play?
He made the cut.
Why do girls play handball? Because they want to feel balls.
But then why do boys want to? Oh...
Why did orphans play Poppy Playtime?
To get a family.
Why does the Queen play poker on the toilet?
Because she always gets a Royal flush!
On a winter day many play.
Some with snow, and I with ice Used as a device to slice Somehow I'm colder now.
What game did Al-Qaeda play with the Twin Towers on September 11th, 2001? Jenga.