Why does Helen Keller use her left hand to play with herself? So she can moan with her right hand.
I'm playing a game of HANGMAN. Is there an 'S' or a 'C'?
MIKE PEN__E??
Why was the kinetic sand always happy?
Because it was kinetic with its friends!
Why can't you orfapan play base ball? Thay don't know we're home is
Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because they can’t find home base.
why are orphans sad when playing roblox?
there isnt any parents on roblox
I was playing a tennis match against a girl and said, "I will fuck you up." She said, "Try me." So that's exactly what I did, and I won by forfeit as she ended up running away crying.
Did u here about the emo kid who audition for the school play?
He made the cut
Why do girls play handball? Because they want to feel balls. But then why do boys want to? oh...
Why did orphans play Poppy Playtime?
To get a family.
Why does the Queen play poker on the toilet?
Because she always gets a Royal flush!
On a winter day many play.
Some with snow, and I with ice Used as a device to slice Somehow I'm colder now.
What game did Al-Qaeda play with the Twin Towers on September 11th, 2001? Jenga.
I know this is supposed to be emo joke but anyone wan't to play Rocket League? I'm on Ps4 by the way! My Name: Box3d_by_Clapped
One day, little Johnny was playing with his toys and looked out the window. He saw the neighbor's kid laying face-first in the grass. Not breathing. Little Johnny continued to shoot his nerf gun at the neighbor's big booty cheeks. No movement at all. After little johnny went to get a snack, he looked out the window again and the kid was gone. Little Johnny went to the neighbors and said, "I'm sorry to hear that your child has gone missing."
My mom and dad got home from a party pretty late. Why do I know? Because I was playing minecraft all night. Anyways, they get home and start fumbling up the stairs and being really loud. I could have swore I heard them fall down. I assumed they were drunk. I was just playing my switch when they come into my room. Now I'm about 10 at the time so I watch them get undressed IN MY FUCKING BED! I then just stare at them as they notice me before I witness anything. They say that they were doing "intense kissing" the next morning. I believe that at the time. But now I've been to health class. I now know the truth. I wish I hadn't
Why do Orphans love role play's? because they can call someone daddy
I was playing basket ball and a guy in a wheelchair asked if he could play.
I looked at him and told him that we are looking for ankle breakers yours are already broken.
Why cant orphans play baseball cause theres no home.
What is the diffrence between a apple tray and a orphan the apples get picked.
why don't orphans play minecraft cause technoblade is on the platfrom
