My friend: Hey, I got 15 kills!
Me: I got 60 kills!
My friend: I didn't know you played Call of Duty!
Me: What's Call of Duty?
My friend: Hey, I got 15 kills!
Me: I got 60 kills!
My friend: I didn't know you played Call of Duty!
Me: What's Call of Duty?
How is sex like a game of bridge?
If you have a great hand, you don’t need a partner.
Why is September 11th the best birthday ever? No one forgets it :)
I was playing hide and seek at work the other day. Unfortunately, it ended with me in the hospital, though; ICU.
Why shouldn’t you play cards in Africa?
'Cause there’s too many cheetahs.
Mom: Please eat, baby!
Baby: No!
Mom: Here comes the airplane!
Why can't Asians play cricket?
Because they will eat the ball.
What kind of band never plays music?