Which tower is better at playing catch? The south tower, obviously. It caught 2!
Pilot: This is my last flight, everyone.
Passengers: *Clap*
Pilot: I became a pilot for one reason: To conquer my greatest fear.
Flight Attendant: And what is that?
Pilot: Dying alone. *speeds up towards Twin Towers*
Also the Pilot: Now who is ready to play some Jen---
Your mama is so stupid. We were playing catch, and I told her to go deep. She grabbed a shovel and dug a hole.
Why do people play basketball?
Because they want to learn how to suck balls.
I once was playing with my friend and Roblox girlfriend, then one day, they cheated on me. I broke up with her and unfriended him, then I saw my mom and my uncle crying!
Me be like: ;-;
You can only say "Kobe" now when you're playing flight simulator.
Once I threw the ball at a wheelchair kid. Now we are playing Rocket League! :D
Why can't New your city play chess???
Because they lost 2 towers
Why can't orphans play basebal
The can't make a homerun😂😂
Bro, yesterday this bird made the weirdest chirp. It sounded something like this:
"Error code 6, 4, 4, 2, sound: bird call, failed to play, government drone 0, 7, 7, 5 requires maintenance."
Anyone know what bird that is?
Father: I’m taking your toys to the orphanage.
Child: But why?
Father: So you won’t be bored. You’re going to need them there.
Why can't orphans really play baseball?
Because when they do, all the other kids tell that joke that everyone has heard more than 50 times.
Why can't men play baseball?
Because no one can take the word "balls" seriously anymore.
why cant a orghphen play baseball? Cus he cant get home
What game do zombies like to play?
Corpse and Robbers.
I played Uno with my Mexican friend.
That bastard took all the green cards!
A grasshopper tries playing cricket. It failed and got eaten by the bat.
"Osama bin Laden playing MW2 Air Strike inbound."
the orphan tried to play baseball but he couldn't get home cause home doesn't exist for him
Figure: Who wants to play hide and seek?
Seek and Hide: Me.
Figure: Okay, hide and I will hide and Seek will be it.
Seek: Why do I have to be it?
Figure: Because your name says so.
