Play jokes
My friend: Hey, I got 15 kills!
Me: I got 60 kills!
My friend: I didn't know you played Call of Duty!
Me: What's Call of Duty?
When the class plays hangman, the emos get inspired!
What do a penis and a Rubik’s Cube have in common?
The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
How is sex like a game of bridge?
If you have a great hand, you don’t need a partner.
Why is September 11th the best birthday ever? No one forgets it :)
I was playing hide and seek at work the other day. Unfortunately, it ended with me in the hospital, though; ICU.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They have no home to run to.
Why shouldn’t you play cards in Africa?
'Cause there’s too many cheetahs.
Bro never learned how to play Jenga. 🙄
Mom: Please eat, baby!
Baby: No!
Mom: Here comes the airplane!
Why are there so many black men in the NBA that only want to play basketball on a all black basketball team? because they prefer to suck a long and thick big black dick
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because he can't find home.
When you play Flappy Bird in 9/11, the bird is a plane and the obstacle courses are towers.
Why did the orphan stop playing baseball?
Because baseball has a home, and an orphan does not.
Laugh now.
Why did the cheetah lose in chess? Because he played against cheetahs!
Why can't Asians play cricket?
Because they will eat the ball.
My mom said if I'm awake playing Roblox still, she said she was going to bang my head against the keyboard. hxhdhduhxbsfj.
My friend was playing a game and said he was fighting cultists, so I said Kanye's fanbase.
What kind of band never plays music?
Like and comment if you play Fortnite!