"I like planes." -Plane Guy
I was on a plane and My mom said it just a little turbulence And I said Mom we just got on run way
Doctor : what makes you feel depressed? Me: I used to work at the word trade centre, before the plane hit. Doctor: a lot of people fell to pieces after that.
I wonder why the plane got bigger and bigger then it hit me
Two guys are on a plane. One of the guys name is Jack. The other is Peter Peter: "Hi Jack" Flight Attendant: "Your going to high jack the plane?!?! Jack: "No my name is Ja-" Flight Attendant: "Every body stay calm! These two men are going to high jack the plane!" Jack: "No, no. My name is Jack and my friend here is an idiot."
I don't understand the plane crash at 9/11. my dad was a great pilot!
When a plane is having turbulence it’s just the pilot Shaking the steering
Why was I angry on my plane, because I read these stupid 9/11 jokes
These jokes ar all crap
A twin engine has two engines. If one engine stops, the othe will have just enough power to get the plane to the scene of the accident.
My friend Amir didn’t have the greatest driving record because of all the car crashes he got in. He only crashed his plane once in a building. So he had a much better flying record.
My son always said he wanted to skydive so we went on a plane and mid flight we have to jump out the only issue is we were on a commercial flight to Arizona
-Why that flight is waiting at 30,000 feet height?
-One tyre became flat. They are changing it in the middle of journey.
why did the chicken cross the plane TO GET TO THE OTHER SKYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
How do you plane a party in space? you have to planet
every single person on the plane died exept for 2 how is that posible?
It seid all the single people died the 2 were a couple. Thats how it was possible
Yeeeeeeeet
Why were the victims of 9/11 so mad? Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got was a plane.
None of these jokes really took off
Me: opens the window to get some fresh air Everyone else on the plane:😟...😱
