Why were the victims of 9/11 so mad? Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got was a plane.
None of these jokes really took off
Me: opens the window to get some fresh air Everyone else on the plane:😟...😱
What kind of pizzas did they last order at the World Trade Center? Two large planes!
what did the airplane say to the paper plane, why do you look like a wimp
what made ppl mad?
PLANES IN FORTNItE BAATTEEL ROYALLEEEEEE
bread is like a orphan plane and stale and no fam
There once were 3 men on an airplane and one bit into an apple and said, "This is disgusting!" and threw it out the window. The 2nd man bit into a banana and said, "This is rotten!" and he threw it out the window. The 3rd man bit into a bomb and screamed, "ALL MY TEETH FELL OUT!" and he threw it out the window.
Meanwhile, on the ground, a police officer was walking and he saw a kid crying and he went up to him and asked him why he was crying. He replied, "An apple came flying out of the sky and hit me on the head!" The police officer said, "That is weird," and kept on walking. Then he saw another kid crying and the police officer asked, "Why are you crying?" and he answered, "A banana came flying out of the sky and hit me on the head!" The officer said, "This has been a strange day." Then he sees a kid laughing and he asked why he was laughing and he said, while he was laughing, "My dad farted and the house blew up!"
Sally jumped out a plane, She forgot her parachute!
Knock knock
Whose there?
Not Sally...
How did she die?
A bomb came down whilst falling through the sky Knock knock
Whose there?
A bomb
what do we want plane noises when do we need it neeooooooowwwww
I don't like 9/11 jokes because they always talk about how bad of a plane driver my dad is
plane vs plane who wins plane
how old is a blue plane
blue
What did one plane say to the other?
It’s been a Long day, I’m ready to crash.
Other plane: No you’re not, we haven’t even gotten high yet!
There were 500 bricks on a plane. One fell off. Little Sally was crossing a river full of crocodiles. How did she survive the river, she had a gun. When she got out of the river she died. Why? Because a brick fell on her head.
So this guy is talking to his buddy about his flying lessons. My first time in the air, my instructor informed me but he was an 8th degree black belt and homosexual, and if I don't succumb to his sexual advances I would have to jump out of the plane, and his buddy says "well did you jump?"the guy says yeah, a little at first.
so a blond and a brunet jumped out of a plane . who hit the ground first
the blond becase she had to ask for directions
Why did the plane crash in the ocean? Because the pilot saw steward Undercut!
Francis Pope, Donald Trump, Barack Obama, and a little boy were on a falling airplane. There were 3 parachutes. Donald Trump grabs the first parachute and jumps off the plane saying, “The world needs my leadership!” Barack Obama grabs a parachute and says, “I need to help make choices for our world,” so he jumps off the plane. At this point, the Pope and the little boy are on the plane. The Pope says to the boy, “take the last parachute, I am too old and I’m going to die soon one day.” The little boy says, “actually there are two, you see, Donald Trump took my backpack.”
I told my friend to fly a plane,
But he threw a ramp of a roof
