Why can we see or sense kamikazes' bombs?
They're out of plane sight.
Did I ever tell you my father should have been on the plane that crashed into the twin towers. But that's just my opinion.
I tried dressing up as the plane that crashed into the Twin Towers for the office costume party.
It didn't land too well.
Dr. Seuss Died September 24 but that was a lie Dr. Seuss when he was 97 he stole a plane and the last rhyme he did was “up in the sky so very far he comes Dr. Seuss allahuakbar”
9/11 jokes aren't funny. They are just plane wrong.
On the day of 9/11 the WTC’s ordered cheese and pepperoni pizza but all they got was plane
Yo mama so stupid she thought Kobe Bryant survived the plane crash
What were the terrorists on 9/11 thinking?
"We can't go over it." "Can't go under it." "We have to go through it!"
“Twins sitting in class” Me: Casually throws a paper plane at them.
To forehead is so tall it can eat a plane! Open Wide!!
You know, people should really stop making fun of 911....both my parents died.
One driving one plane, and the other driving the other.
A collection of 911 jokes.
What kinda pizza did they order at 911?
Plane.
What was the colour of 911?
Plane.
What is the fasted way to see 911?
Plane.
I saw twins, I’m just waiting for those planes
Why did the twin towers die because they had to many plane pizzas
September the 11th plane driving classes for free.
Last week, I was on a plane to Manchester when suddenly the plane was hit by a ball. I wondered where it came from, but I soon realized it was none other than Penaldo practicing his free kicks. Shame on you, Penaldo, for almost killing me!
My uncle died on 9/11. At least he died doing what he loved, flying planes.
What is the similarities of a pedophile and a 9/11 plane?They both came from behind and crushed them.
whats the 9/11 survivors least favorite team?
new york jets
What is Josef Vasicek think before the plane hit the ground? Oh shit is my name still on the stanley cup?
