There were two twins, and they were both very tall.
The next thing they knew, they were on the floor, and there were planes up their asses.
You've been hit by, You've been struck by, Planes!
What did one plane say to the other let’s fly
I heard some twin brothers were going as buildings to the school costume contest, so I went as a plane. It didn't fly too well with people.
There was a plane crash. The pilot's names were Captain Sum Ting Wong, Wi Tu Lo, Ho Lee Fuk, and Bang Ding Ow.
The Twin Towers traded planes with Afghanistan. The only thing is Afghanistan got scammed.
What’s the difference between my mom and the Twin Towers?
My mom got hit by two cars. The Twin Towers got hit by two planes.
I thought opening a door for a lady was good manners, but she just screamed and flew out of the plane.
I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandpa, not screaming in terror like all the passengers on the plane he was flying.
A plane is going to crash. There are four passengers and only three parachutes. All the staff are safe and are gone, leaving the passengers. Ryan Reynolds is the first. He says, "My fans need me," and jumps. Donald Trump takes another and says, "I am the smartest president," and jumps, leaving one. There is a pope and a boy left. The pope says, "Child, my life is over and yours has just begun, take the last parachute." The boy replies, "Don't worry - Donald took my backpack."
Are you a plane? Because I wanna be in control of you for a few hours.
What’s the difference between McDonald’s and 9/11
One is a drive through the other is a fly through
Why didn't R. Kelly go to Germany to fuck teens? The legal age there is 14...Like bro hop on a plane and fuck a 14 year old hooker!
What did one twin tower say to the other? "Be back, I gotta catch a plane."
This is a 2 for 1 plane combo that will never exist.
But, it's like a plane pizza.
Nothing happens, but it terrorizes me.
Why can't we see or sense kamikazes' bombs?
They're out of plane sight.
Did I ever tell you my father should have been on the plane that crashed into the Twin Towers?
But that's just my opinion.
I tried dressing up as the plane that crashed into the Twin Towers for the office costume party.
It didn't land too well.
You know why you never wanna fly with an orphan?
'Cause then they know they won't die alone.
Dr. Seuss died September 24, but that was a lie. Dr. Seuss, when he was 97, he stole a plane and the last rhyme he did was “up in the sky so very far he comes, Dr. Seuss allahuakbar.”
