Plane jokes

You: "Captain, where is this plane going?"

Captain: "New York, 175 Greenwich Street."

Twin Towers? No plane, plane targets.

I'm having lunch on the roof of the Twin Towers, and the biggest plane I've ever seen is flying toward...

I don't understand why the Twin Towers were super upset.

Their pizza just got there a lot faster by plane.

Tonight, on Top Gear!

James May dives a bus full of kids off a mountain!

Richard Hammond starts WW3 in Germany!

And I fly a plane into the World Trade Center!

My uncle died in 9/11. He was in the plane that crashed in the field.

If you call the number 800-273-8500 in Afghanistan, they say, "Can you fly a plane?"

What can you say about planes that you can say about stocks?

They both be flying??

I didn't get the joke at first, then it hit me like a plane.

I don't really understand 9/11 jokes, but they eventually hit me like a plane.

I read a quote about the Twin Towers that hit me like a plane.

When I called the suicide hotline in Afghanistan, they got all excited and asked if I could fly a plane.

There were two twins, and they were both very tall.

The next thing they knew, they were on the floor, and there were planes up their asses.

You've been hit by, You've been struck by, Planes!

What did one plane say to the other? "Let's fly!"

I heard some twin brothers were going as buildings to the school costume contest, so I went as a plane. It didn't fly too well with people.

There was a plane crash. The pilot's names were Captain Sum Ting Wong, Wi Tu Lo, Ho Lee Fuk, and Bang Ding Ow.

The Twin Towers traded planes with Afghanistan. The only thing is Afghanistan got scammed.

What’s the difference between my mom and the Twin Towers?

My mom got hit by two cars. The Twin Towers got hit by two planes.

I thought opening a door for a lady was good manners, but she just screamed and flew out of the plane.