Pizza jokes
I traded my sister for a slice of pizza. Damn, that pizza was good!
What’s the Twin Towers' favorite kind of pizza?
A: Plain.
Person 1: “How many ph vids have you watched today?”
Person 2: “Seven.”
Person 1: “What the fuck, dude.”
Person 2: “I know, right? I’ve gotten seven ads for Pizza Hut in the past hour.”
(Based on an encounter I had recently)
Why were the World Trade Center so mad? Because they ordered 3 pizzas, but 2 came in plane and 1 went to the wrong address.
Q: What's the difference between a folk singer and a 14" pizza?
A: The pizza can support a family of four.
Ayo, the pizza here... OH NlGGA! AHHHHH!... Augh, my ears burn!
I want to be like pizza so I can get cut into 8 pieces.
Next time you get a call from anybody, say, "Hi, welcome to Dave's orphanage. You make them, we take them. How may I help you?"
Or,
"Hi, welcome to Pizza and Abortion clinic, your loss is our sauce!"
What's the difference between a dead baby and a slice of pizza?
A dead baby can't feed a family.
You work at Papa's Pizzeria, ok?
Boss: You're fired!
Me: Ok?
Worker: Why are you fired?
Me: Oh, you wanna know...
*shows him the oven with my pizza*
Me: I left my pizza in the oven, that bitch burnt as fuck!!
Worker: OH SHIT!!
Boss: Did you say pizza?
Me: I sure did!
*shows boss pizza in oven*
Me: This hoe black as fuck!
Boss: I fired you because I can't stop looking at your ass, not this why?
What's the difference between putting a baby and a pizza in an oven?
The pizza doesn't scream in the oven.
Why is the Pentagon mad?
Because it didn't get two pizzas, but only one plane pizza.
What was the last pizza order at the World Trade Center?
Two large planes.
What did my dad say before he went to go get milk?
"There's money in my wallet for pizza. I love you."
I would tell you a joke about pizza,
but it's too cheesy.
Yo, look, they give me and my girl free pizza and a big bottle of rabbit wine. Yay, yay! Don't drink too much of it; you might turn into a wine rabbit.
We’ve got to celebrate our differences! 👻🤝🐵🤝🍚🤝🌮🤝💣🤝🏳️🌈🤝🍔🤝🥖🤝🍕
You want a pizza from me!!!!
Why was 911 annoyed at the pizza guy?
Because they ordered meat lovers, but they got plane.
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I will still make jokes here jlyk (just letting you know).
Ok here's your joke now...
What did one pizza say to the other when they were in bed?
"Can I have a pizza that ass?"