I want to be like pizza so i can get cut into 8 pieces
Next time you get a call from anybody say hi welcome to daves orphanage you make them we take them how may i help you
or
hi welcome to pizza and abortion clinic your loss is our sauce
Ayo the pizza here... OH NlGGA! AHHHHH!... Augh, my ears burn!
What's the difference between putting a baby and a pizza in an oven? The pizza doesn't scream in the oven
What's the difference between a dead baby and a slice of pizza? A dead baby can't feed a family.
This joke includes potentially sensitive content.
What was the last pizza order at the world trade center?
Two Large Plaines
why is the pentagon mad?
Because it didnt get two pizzas but only one plan pizza
What did my dad say before he went to go get milk? Theres money in my wallet for pizza I love you.
i would tell you a joke about pizza but Its too cheesy
Why was 911 anoyed at the pizza guy.
Because the ordered meatlovers but they got plane
Yo look they give me and my girl free pizza and a big bottle of rabbit wine yay yay don't drink too much of it you might turn into a wine rabbit.
You want a pizza f me!!!!
You race's favorite Star Wars Characters:
Arab...Admiral Ackbar(Allahu Akbar) East Asian...Qui-Gon Jinn(Ching-Chong-Wing-Wong) Jew...Rey(Ray) Black...BB-8(BBC) Italian...Jabba the Hutt(Pizza Hut) German...Admiral Piett(Hitler)
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Ok heres ur joke now.....
What did one pizza say to the other when they were in bed?
Can I have a PIZZA that ass?
What type of pizza do they serve on an airplane
Plane Pizza
What to hear a pizza joke? Never mind it’s to chesesy
What's the difference between pizza deliveries and the Twin Towers?
Pizza deliveries get their orders right.
when someone calls you say welcome to joes pizza abortion clinic your lose is our sauce.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ClbOw-y7f_s
On the day of 9/11 the WTC’s ordered cheese and pepperoni pizza but all they got was plane
