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Why were the World Trade Center so mad? Because they ordered 3 pizzas, but 2 came in plane and 1 went to the wrong address.
Next time you get a call from anybody say hi welcome to daves orphanage you make them we take them how may i help you
or
hi welcome to pizza and abortion clinic your loss is our sauce
Your race's favorite Star Wars Characters:
Arab...Admiral Ackbar (Allahu Akbar)
East Asian...Qui-Gon Jinn (Ching-Chong-Wing-Wong)
Jew...Rey (Ray)
Black...BB-8 (BBC)
Italian...Jabba the Hutt (Pizza Hut)
German...Admiral Piett (Hitler)
I want to be like pizza so I can get cut into 8 pieces.
Ayo, the pizza here... OH NlGGA! AHHHHH!... Augh, my ears burn!
What's the difference between putting a baby and a pizza in an oven? The pizza doesn't scream in the oven
What's the difference between a dead baby and a slice of pizza? A dead baby can't feed a family.
You work at Papa's Pizzeria, ok?
Boss: You're fired!
Me: Ok?
Worker: Why are you fired?
Me: Oh, you wanna know...
*shows him the oven with my pizza*
Me: I left my pizza in the oven, that bitch burnt as fuck!!
Worker: OH SHIT!!
Boss: Did you say pizza?
Me: I sure did!
*shows boss pizza in oven*
Me: This hoe black as fuck!
Boss: I fired you because I can't stop looking at your ass, not this why?
What was the last pizza order at the World Trade Center?
Two large planes.
Why is the Pentagon mad?
Because it didn't get two pizzas, but only one plane pizza.
What did my dad say before he went to go get milk?
"There's money in my wallet for pizza. I love you."
I would tell you a joke about pizza,
but it's too cheesy.
Yo, look, they give me and my girl free pizza and a big bottle of rabbit wine. Yay, yay! Don't drink too much of it; you might turn into a wine rabbit.
Why was 911 annoyed at the pizza guy?
Because they ordered meat lovers, but they got plane.
You want a pizza from me!!!!
I have an account at the website Memedroid.
My name is J0K35FromWJE.
Feel free to follow me, and I WILL upload to Memedroid (I might not upload daily).
I will still make jokes here jlyk (just letting you know).
Ok here's your joke now...
What did one pizza say to the other when they were in bed?
"Can I have a pizza that ass?"
What type of pizza do they serve on an airplane?
Plane pizza.
Want to hear a pizza joke?
Never mind, it’s too cheesy.
What's the difference between pizza deliveries and the Twin Towers?
Pizza deliveries get their orders right.
