do u guys know how to make a hoe in minecraft? you pick it up off the street.
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What’s the difference between an apple and an orthan
The apple gets picked
Why does sans say I got a bone to pick with you?
Because he needs to pick your balls
Pick a number syckkkkkkk that’s the wrong number
What do orphans and garbage have in common? They’re both in the street and no one wants pick them up
what do you call an orphan if every other orphan gets picked? someone: ugly? me: no, trick question, they are still and orphan.
Pick up lines
One fish two fish three fish I’m breaking up with you bich Hey there little mister I’m dating your sister
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This joke includes potentially sensitive content.
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A man sees a crying woman by a pond. She is in a wheelchair and has no arms or legs. He asks her why she is crying and she answers that she has never been hugged. Feeling pity, he hugs her then jogs away.
The next day he finds her crying again and she says she has never been kissed. The man kisses her and jogs away again.
On the third day the man sees her crying and asks her thrice. She tells him she has never been fucked. The man picks her up...and throws her in the pond telling her, "You're fucked now!"
So a bear and a rabbit are in field, the bear turns to the rabbit and asks, "does your poop stick to your fur?" And the rabbit replied, "no" and the bear then picks up the rabbit and wipes his butt.
A middle schooler and his dad were at a drugstore. The boy picked up a pack of 3 condoms and asked his dad who they were for. The dad said "they're for high schoolers: 1 for Friday, 1 for Saturday and 1 for Sunday." The boy then picked up a 6 pack of condoms and asked his dad who they were for. The dad said "they're for college students: 2 for Friday, 2 for Saturday and 2 for Sunday." The kid then picked up a pack of 12 condoms and asked his dad who they were for. The dad said "they're for married men: 1 for January, 1 for February..."
Sans:Zzzzzzzz Papyrus:SANS WAKE UP!! Sans:What is it dude? Papyrus:A human has fallen from the surface world! Sans:And you gotta BONE to pick with 'em??
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These jokes are so dark that they picked the cotton!
Jantje goes on a walk with his grandmother. Jantje sees 1 dollar on the street and picks it up. The grandmother says: Hey, jantje! No picking up things from the floor! They are ugly and bad! Then they keep walking. The grandmother slips and asks jantje to help her stand up. Jantje anwsers: No! Everything on the ground is ugly and bad.
What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple? The apple gets picked.
what is the diffrence of a apple and orphan at least one of them gets picked
