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Dick

Chunke Monke · 2 years ago

here's my dick pick

A pink guitar pick with the word "DICK" printed in black text on the pick.

Finger

✨Jassy✨ · 3 years ago

Like and comment if u can relate

The image shows a text about the meaning of each finger. It reads: "I have 5 fingers for a reason: My pinky finger: for my best friend, and the promises I will never break. My ring finger: for that special boy, when the time is right. My middle finger: for that b*tches who pushes me too far... My pointer finger: to pick out my dearest family members. My thumb: to show the rest of the world I'm going to be okay."

Friend

Thoughtless · 2 years ago

Shep

Two men hold a sign at the airport. The sign reads, "Welcome Home Sean! Congrats on your PAROLE! Remember, you can't be within 100 yards of that sheep farm!" There are two images of a sheep's rear end with a no symbol over them.

Physical Education

fej;wrqejipei3oqkvmkfsegkwq · 3 years ago

always happens to me

The image shows Mike Wazowski, the character from Monsters, Inc., standing alone on a sports field in front of a large crowd. The text above him reads: "What it feels like being picked first in PE."

Game

M3ME G0D · 2 years ago

The image shows a screenshot from a simple children's game with several orange pumpkins and the text 'Pick a pumpkin' and the text above says 'Kids 2023: "Its just a game". The game:'

Dog

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

A screenshot of a text message exchange. The sender asks if Alex was picked up from the vet. The response is yes, with a picture of a dog in a strip club. The sender then asks why their dog is in a strip club and the other person replies, "Because he's a good boy."

Car

Shitpost master-general · 7 months ago

A white car, possibly a utility vehicle, is parked on a paved surface. Its hood is painted with the Israeli flag design, featuring blue stripes and a blue Star of David on a white background. Text overlayed on the image reads, "NOT ONLY DOES IT STOP ON A DIME, IT GOES BACK TO PICK IT UP." In the background, a person on a bicycle is visible. The car has an Israeli license plate "33-278-57".

Food

Anonymous · 2 years ago

A multiple choice question about food that grows on trees. The options include pizza, carrots, apples, oranges, coconuts and cake. Pizza, carrots and cake are marked as correct choices.

Corner

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

A list of ten things to do in an elevator. The text reads: Top 10 Things To Do In An Elevator. 1. Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off. 2. Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside, ask, "Got enough air in there?" 3. Drop a pen and wait until someone goes to pick it up, then scream, "That's mine!" 4. Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on, ask them if they can hear ticking. 5. Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce, "I have new socks on". 6. Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce in horror, "Your one of THEM!" and back away slowly. 7. Greet everyone with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral. 8. Dress up as the devil and then ask other people as they get in, "Going down?" 9. Drag a desk into the elevator. Ask "Do you have an appointment?" 10. Announce in a demonic voice, "I must find a more suitable host body."

Lightning

ur momy · 3 years ago

but i dont have a mom she can't help

The meme shows Patrick from SpongeBob SquarePants looking scared. He's wearing a purple shirt that says "Mom come pick me up I'm scared". Above Patrick, the text reads "Me when I hear the lightning: nothing. Me when I see it:".

Deportation

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

A text message exchange shows a request to buy a card because a coworker's husband was deported. The image below the message shows a greeting card that says "Adios!" with an image of a chihuahua wearing a sombrero. The second text message below the card says "what the fuck is wrong with you?"

Human

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

The image is a four-panel comic featuring the trollface character. In the top left, the trollface is lifting weights with the text "A human can lift more than their weight". The top right panel shows the trollface sitting with the text "1) pick yourself up". In the bottom left panel, the trollface is flying over a city with the text "2) fly". The bottom right panel shows a dark night sky with a trollface in it.

Friend

poodle · 3 years ago

me when I see my freind pick his nose

A close-up shot of a bald man with a very distorted face, looking upwards with a disgusted expression, and visible multiple chins.

Corner

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

The image shows a text list titled 'Top 10 Things To Do In An Elevator'. The list provides humorous and absurd actions to perform inside an elevator.

Teacher

✨Jassy✨ · 3 years ago

Teacher picks me because she/he knows i'm not listening

An image shows five gophers standing in a field. The gopher in the middle is in focus, with the other four gophers slightly behind. The text on the image reads "Why do you always pick me? There are others, ya know!"

Duck

Evil Duck Lords Of America · 1 year ago

A cartoon drawing of a group of yellow ducklings in a circle on green grass with a white duck in the middle. A speech bubble from the white duck says "Duck, duck, duck, duck..." A thought bubble from one of the yellow ducks says "He's gonna pick me. I know he's gonna pick me... They always pick me..."

Poop

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

The text on the image says: "The dude I pay to stop by once a week to pick up poop in my backyard just realized that I don't have pets."

Friend

GG Miller · 3 years ago

that be me

Two minions are standing next to each other. The text says: "We are best friends. Always remember that if you fall I will pick you up. After I finish laughing."

Choice

LoserIsPro · 3 years ago

i’d rather pick number 2

A four-panel image. In the top left, a circle character with a mouth open is shown with the text "Would you rather". In the bottom left, the same character is shown again with the text "But god said:". In the top right, the text "Satan wanted to go to heaven? hell" is written next to a stairway to the clouds with a small red figure on top. In the bottom right, a yellow character with a cross shape is shown next to the text "You are a disgrace to the entire art community, and the entire world would rejoice if you never touched a piece of paper again ever!!!!".

Food

Anonymous · 2 years ago

A screenshot of a text message conversation. The first message is from "Roger from doordash" who asks to pick a number between 1 and 10. The recipient replies with "4". Roger responds "Wrong, no food for u". The recipient then asks "What", "Why", and "Roger please".

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