Pick Jokes

Why can Michael Jackson not play chess. Because he can’t pick which side he is is he on the white or black side

Son: Dad am I adopted? Father: What? No! Out of all the kids in the adoption center do you really think I would pick u?

What’s the difference between a orphan and an apple? The apple got picked.

Why can orphans never be kidnapped? No-one can tell them that "your parents said that they would be delayed and I was told to pick you up"

I walked in to the doctors surgery and and he said to me "pick a star sign any star sign" "I said Capricorn" He said "Nahh you got cancer"

They found water on Mars. Mars:1 Africa:0

What do you get when you put a Suicide bomber in a wheel chair? A RC-XD.

What is the difference between a Apple and a Orphan? Orphans don't get picked.

A blind guy walks into a bar with his seeing eye dog. He then picks his dog up by the tail and starts to swing him around. The bartender asks him "Hey man What the hell you doing?". Blind guy says "Just looking around"

I was playing Mortal Kombat with my friend when he picked the fighter Pristiano Penaldo. I won and the voice didn't say "Finish him", so i couldn't do a fatality. I was confused but i understood that the game didn't let me finish him because he is already finished.

What school subject does an orphan Love,. PE because they actually get picked.

I called the Chinese takeaway yesterday A man picked up the phone and said: "Hello! I am wan kin the chef." I said that I'll come back later

what is the difference between a apple and a orpahan

apple's are actualy picked

Why did the skeleton start a fight? Because he had a BONE too pick

What is easier to pick up the heavier it gets?

Women.

(Best pick-up line ever) Your body is like 9/11 I wanna crash into your twin towers😏

Teacher- "I'll call your mother" Orphan- "go on, see if she picks up

Hey girl are your pants a mirror. ‘Cause I can see myself in them.

#pick-up-line

Uh six teachers are annoying. Thank god I am not getting picked on at school or on this website.

Why does an orphanage stay over night at a school? Cause there parents won’t pick them up

An Irishman, Englishman and Scotsman go into a pub and each order a pint of Guinness. Just as the bartender hands them over, three flies buzz down and one lands in each of the pints. The Englishman looks disgusted, pushes his pint away and demands another pint. The Scotsman picks out the fly, shrugs, and takes a long swallow. The Irishman reaches in to the glass, pinches the fly between his fingers and shakes him while yelling, "Spit it out, ya bastard! Spit it out!"