When I went to heaven I saw Steven hawking standing there I asked why he isn’t gone into heaven yet he said there is stairs
What was Stephan hawkings mother’s name
Ilean
Why did the electron leave the atom? Because it didn't want to be argon.
What do you call Stevan hauking on a period. Mario cart
Why did Steven hawking die?
His wife changed the WiFi password
Why did Stephen Hawking go to Hell? - He couldn't get up the stairway to Heaven.
The difference between Isaac Newton and the baby I just stabbed?
Isaacs Newton died a virgin.
Where was stephen hawkings during the house fire... the top of the stairs
What’s the difference between Stephen Hawkins and a refrigerator
-the fridge actually runs
What’s the difference between Issac Newton and my Dad? Issac Newton didn’t beat me half to death with a pipe wrench
The real reason Stephen Hawking died is because he tried to overclock his wheelchair
Why did Steven Hawkins die?
Because he got a virus.
The reason Stephen hawking died is because he drove to far from the wall the cord unpluged
stephen hawking had pins and needles and got told to walk it off
I’m reading a book about Anti-Gravity. It’s impossible to put down!
you
Why couldn't Stephen hawking pass because he couldn't pass I'm not a robot test
My teacher gave me an A in Physics that she tells me that it turns guys on .
when Stephen Hawking found out about physics he was speechless.
Fineman, Einstein and Schrodinger walked into a bar.
Fineman says "it appears we're inside a joke".
Einstein says "but only to an observer who saw us walk in simultaneously".
To which Schrodinger says "if someone's looking through the window, I'm leaving".