Physics jokes
Why do you call a man that is physically handicapped and German?
A physically handicapped bisexual man that is promiscuous and German.
Michael Jackson and Kelly Clarkson both did shady stuff to children. Michael Jackson said that there is nothing wrong with sharing a bed with unrelated small children. Kelly Clarkson said that there is nothing wrong with physically beating a small child.
The thing is, though, only one of them made "Billie Jean" or "Beat It", and the other is just a typical karaoke country singer. So no surprise people gave Wacko Jacko a pass.
Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building? Of course. The Empire State Building can't jump.
I read a book on anti-gravity...
It was impossible to put down.
What do you call a gay man that is not physically handicapped that performs blowjobs on gay men that are physically handicapped?
Caregiver.
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What was Stephen Hawking's favorite toy?
Hot Wheels.
Yo mama is so fat, she has her own personal gravity.
When Stephen Hawking was feeling hungry, he used to call in to his local PC World for a megabyte and some microchips.
What is Stephen Hawking best at in basketball?
dribbling.
Why did Stephen Hawking die? He didn't pay his electricity bills.
Why does Stephen Hawking only do one-liners?
Because he can’t do stand-up.
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Why is Stephen Hawking good at skateboarding? Because he's always on the ramps.
What does Stephen Hawking say after sex? That was wheely good.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite shampoo? Head 'n Shoulders.
Yo mama is so fat that when she walks, she causes earthquakes. She is so big that she has her own zip code and gravity field. She is so heavy that she needs a crane to get out of bed. She is so obese that she can't fit in any clothes, except for a circus tent. She is so large that she blocks the sun and causes eclipses.
Why did Stephen Hawking die? He ran out of data.
What falls to the ground first if an apple and an emo kid fall from a tree?
The apple because the rope caught the emo kid.
The Arabian Sea is in which state?
Liquid.