Physics jokes
Why doesn't Newton cut trees in vanilla Minecraft? Because he wants Minecraft to be realistic!
Do you know why an atom is positive? He kept his electrons.
Why couldn't Stephen Hawking pass? Because he couldn't pass "I'm not a robot" test.
I walk into my driveway. Stephen Hawking is on my roof.
Oh wait, never mind, he just fell.
What’s the difference between a doctor and a pedophile?
The doctor doesn’t enjoy giving physicals.
Why is a ball rolling when you put it on a hill?
Because it is circle.
The reason why Stephen Hawking died is because he tried to overclock his wheelchair.
What was Stephen Hawking's last meal?
His left shoulder.
An emo girl jumped out of a tree at the same time a feather fell to the ground... What hit the ground first?
The feather, the girl was stopped by a rope.
I followed the sun for a day (stood there at noon). I found myself at the same spot.
An Emo kid in a tree falls. At the same time an apple falls from the same tree, what hits the ground first? The apple would be due to the kid's rope and noose.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite snack?
Vegetables.
Stephen Hawking: one hp (Fortnite)
Funny how "Hawking" rhymes with "talking" and "walking," and he can't do either.
And the first four letters of his Christian name spell "step," and he also can't do that.
I’d tell BlessedBrian to aim for the stars, but it seems like his GRAVITATIONAL PULL is holding him back.
Why did the man fall off his bike?
Because someone threw a refrigerator at him.
A leaf and an emo fall from a tree. Which hits the ground first?
The leaf. The rope stopped the emo.
MAN 1) Have you ever walked into Stephen Hawking's house?
MAN 2) No.
MAN 1) Neither did he.
Apparently Steven Hawking was a stand-up kind of guy.
Why was Stephen Hawking so good at FIFA? He had 99 dribble.