Physics

Physics Jokes

Michael Jackson

Michael Jackson and Kelly Clarkson both did shady stuff to children. Michael Jackson said that there is nothing wrong with sharing a bed with unrelated small children. Kelly Clarkson said that there is nothing wrong with physically beating a small child.

The thing is, though, only one of them made "Billie Jean" or "Beat It", and the other is just a typical karaoke country singer. So no surprise people gave Wacko Jacko a pass.

Kangaroo

Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building? Of course. The Empire State Building can't jump.

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  • Wife

    Why was Stephen Hawking's wife mad at him?

    She caught him having an affair with his shoulder.

    Caregiver

    What do you call a gay man that is not physically handicapped that performs blowjobs on gay men that are physically handicapped?

    Caregiver.

    Book

    I read a book on anti-gravity...

    It was impossible to put down.

    Black Hole

    Did you know there are black holes billions of years old?

    Whatโ€™s more amazing is the black holes Stephen Hawking studied. We're only 14 years old.

    Wordplay

    When Stephen Hawking was feeling hungry, he used to call in to his local PC World for a megabyte and some microchips.

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  • Blowjob

    ๐Ÿค” What do gay men who are physically handicapped โ™ฟ can do better than a man who is heteroflexible when ๐Ÿค” he has another man's ๐Ÿ˜ ๐Ÿ˜‹ ๐Ÿ˜œ ๐Ÿ˜ ๐Ÿ˜ณ ๐Ÿ˜‰ cock inside ๐Ÿ˜‹ of his warm mouth ๐Ÿ‘„ ๐Ÿ‘„ give a ๐Ÿ‘ ๐Ÿ‘ good blowjob?

    Atom

    Atoms never touch, so it means, we haven't touched each other or anything. So, sir, I did not drop-kick that child.