What do you call a gay man that is not physically handicapped that performs blowjobs on gay men that are physically handicapped?
Caregiver.
I read a book on anti-gravity...
It was impossible to put down.
Why was Stephen Hawking's wife mad at him?
She caught him having an affair with his shoulder.
Did you know there are black holes billions of years old?
Whatโs more amazing is the black holes Stephen Hawking studied. We're only 14 years old.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite toy?
Hot Wheels.
Stephen Hawking is so lucky to go to heaven.
Oh never mind, here comes the stairway.
Yo mama is so fat, she has her own personal gravity.
Michael Jackson and Kelly Clarkson both did shady stuff to children. Michael Jackson said that there is nothing wrong with sharing a bed with unrelated small children. Kelly Clarkson said that there is nothing wrong with physically beating a small child.
The thing is, though, only one of them made "Billie Jean" or "Beat It", and the other is just a typical karaoke country singer. So no surprise people gave Wacko Jacko a pass.
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Why does Stephen Hawking only do one-liners?
Because he canโt do stand-up.
When Stephen Hawking was feeling hungry, he used to call in to his local PC World for a megabyte and some microchips.
What is Stephen Hawking best at in basketball?
dribbling.
Why did Stephen Hawking die? He didn't pay his electricity bills.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite shampoo? Head 'n Shoulders.
Why did Stephen Hawking die? He ran out of data.
Why is Stephen Hawking good at skateboarding? Because he's always on the ramps.
Atoms never touch, so it means, we haven't touched each other or anything. So, sir, I did not drop-kick that child.
What does Stephen Hawking say after sex? That was wheely good.
Guess Stephen's batteries died.
The Arabian Sea is in which state?
Liquid.
