Physics

Physics Jokes

Priest

What do priests and doctors have in common?

They both do physicals on kids.

Test

What was the one test that Steven Hawking couldn't pass?

reCAPTCHA

Wife

What did the String Theorist say when his wife caught him in bed with another woman?

"Wait, I can explain everything!"

Adult

๐Ÿค” ๐Ÿค” ๐Ÿค” Why did a โ™ฟ why did a physically handicapped ๐Ÿ‘จ gay man that is a sex worker received $35.00 for a blowjob from gay men in the LGBT community? because he can suck the chrome of a tail pipe ๐ŸŒญ ๐ŸŒญ ๐ŸŒญ ๐ŸŒญ ๐ŸŒญ ๐ŸŒ ๐ŸŒ ๐ŸŒ ๐ŸŒ ๐ŸŒ

Blow job

What is the difference between paying $50.00 to receive an anonymous blow job from a physically challenged gay white male who is also a sex worker at a glory hole and paying $175.00 to receive an anonymous blow job from an able-bodied bisexual white female who is also a sex worker at a glory hole?

If you give $50.00 to receive an anonymous blow job from a physically challenged gay white male who is also a sex worker at a glory hole you are saving yourself $125.00. ๐Ÿ’ธ๐Ÿ˜

Albert Einstein

When Albert Einstein was making the rounds of the speakerโ€™s circuit, he usually found himself eagerly longing to get back to his laboratory work. One night as they were driving to yet another rubber-chicken dinner, Einstein mentioned to his driver (a man who somewhat resembled Einstein in looks & manner) that he was tired of speechmaking.

โ€œI have an idea, boss,โ€ his driver said. โ€œIโ€™ve heard you give this speech so many times. Iโ€™ll bet I could give it for you.โ€ Einstein laughed loudly and said, โ€œWhy not? Letโ€™s do it!โ€

When they arrived at the dinner, Einstein donned the driver's cap and jacket and sat in the back of the room. The driver gave a beautiful rendition of Einsteinโ€™s speech and even answered a few questions expertly.

Then a supremely pompous professor asked an extremely esoteric question about anti-matter formation, digressing here and there to let everyone in the audience know that he was nobodyโ€™s fool. Without missing a beat, the driver fixed the professor with a steely stare and said, โ€œSir, the answer to that question is so simple that I will let my driver, who is sitting in the back, answer it for me.โ€

Coffin

Whatโ€™s made of wood and is zig zag shaped?

Stephen Hawking's coffin.

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  • Time

    How to make time fly?

    Answer: Throw a clock out of the window.

    Cocksucker

    Who is the definition of a natural-born cocksucker?

    A bisexual male, a homosexual male, a bisexual female, or a heterosexual female?

    A physically disabled heterosexual male.