Physics Jokes

if stephen hawking was in a horror movie .... would he make his robot try and shout “aaaaaaaaah help me , i can’t move i’m too scared” ???

When Stephen Hawking entered Heaven and met with the Lord, after a short interview God asked : " Hey Stephen, I need you to explain to me how does all this stuff work ? "

Stephen Hawkings best subjects were Physics and Maths. His worst was P.E.

I was bullying stephen hawkings, I told him why not stand up for yourself.

What’s steaven hawking favourite shampoo head and bolts

What do Steven Hawkins and the wicked witch both have in common?

If you throw water over them both, they both die...

Why did Stephen Hawking not believe in God?

Computers don’t really have a specific religion

What's steven Hawking shampoo?

-Head and shoulders 😊

Stephen Hawking's last words were, "Ethernet cable not detected, shutting down."

Steven Hawking will be greatly missed for the time he walked this earth.

For steven hawking why is being drunk and having his power shutout the same He blacks out

What do you called Stephen Hawking on fire?

Hot Wheels

Why did Steven halkings die.....

A quad rasher ran him over

if stephen hawkings had a fifa card he would have 99 dribling

Why is a ball rolling when you put it on a hill? Because is circle

why didn't stephen hawking ever eat chicken wings? becuase he didn't exist

A guy is at home and he's about to go get a physical at the Doctor's office. When he gets there, the Doctor says, "Brian, you're going to have to stop masturbating." He asked the Doc why? The Doc said, "So I can examine you!"

what did the atom say to the positive in math class. We could make a positive number

When Albert Einstein was making the rounds of the speaker’s circuit, he usually found himself eagerly longing to get back to his laboratory work. One night as they were driving to yet another rubber-chicken dinner, Einstein mentioned to his driver (a man who somewhat resembled Einstein in looks & manner) that he was tired of speechmaking.

“I have an idea, boss,” his driver said. “I’ve heard you give this speech so many times. I’ll bet I could give it for you.” Einstein laughed loudly and said, “Why not? Let’s do it!”

When they arrived at the dinner, Einstein donned the driver's cap and jacket and sat in the back of the room. The driver gave a beautiful rendition of Einstein’s speech and even answered a few questions expertly.

Then a supremely pompous professor asked an extremely esoteric question about anti-matter formation, digressing here and there to let everyone in the audience know that he was nobody’s fool. Without missing a beat, the driver fixed the professor with a steely stare and said, “Sir, the answer to that question is so simple that I will let my driver, who is sitting in the back, answer it for me.”