Physics jokes
Stephen Hawking didn't die, he got sucked up by the black hole then got sent to the large charger in the sky.
How do you prevent a physics teacher from drowning? Shoot her before she touches the water.
Why was Stephen Hawking so good at FIFA? He had 99 dribble.
Steven Hawking walks into a bar... Yeah.
(Not Original Joke)
Why did Bob fall? Because gravity was mad at him.
A leaf and an emo fall from a tree. Which hits the ground first?
The leaf. The rope stopped the emo.
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My wife said she wanted to leave me. She said it’s because of the abuse, but really, she’s the one abusing herself by drinking alcohol and got poisoning the next day. This shows almost half of the woman’s population is weak both physically and mentally.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a bucket of water.
WHERE DO THEY REALLY GO BECAUSE WATER CAN NOT BE AT THE TOP OF A HILL!?. I honestly think that only people with a physics degree can make nursery rhythms.
Stephen Hawking can pass any test, but there's one test he can't pass. It is the PACER test.
If Stephen Hawking had a FIFA card, he would have 99 dribbling.
The real reason Stephen Hawking died is because he tried to overclock his wheelchair.
It's so sad that Stephen Hawking has a whole category on here about him and he can't stand up for himself.
Who is Stephen Hawking?
Q: What do you call a boomerang that is not coming back? A: A stick.
The reason why Stephen Hawking died is because he tried to overclock his wheelchair.
Yo momma so fat that she don't need a backpack. She keeps her things in her Lagrangian points.
Stephen Hawking was a bit of a hardcase. He didn't let people push him around.
Steven Hawking
When Ant-Man is the size of an atom, how can he breathe?