Why does Stephen Hawking do one-liners? Because he can't do stand-up.
The Big Bang happened 16.8 billion years ago, and matter cannot be created or destroyed. Therefore, we are all technically 16.8 billion years old. So, to answer your question, officer, yes, she is of age.
Two atoms are walking down the street, and they run into each other. One says to the other, "Are you all right?" "No, I lost an electron!" "Are you sure?" "Yeah, I’m positive!"
I make science puns, but only periodically.
Did you hear that Stephen Hawking wrote a new book? It's called "Around The House in Eighty Days."
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite meal?
His shoulder.
What do physically handicapped gay men do after they are done belching? They wipe their mouths on their light blue handkerchiefs after they are done sucking cocks.
What has 4 wheels, 2 legs, and loves his shoulder?
Stephen Hawking.
I can't find out where Stephen Hawking is from, I just can't place his accent.
Looks like I lost an electron, I should keep a better ion them.
They say string theory is hanging on by a thread.
Have you walked into Stephen Hawking's house?
Oh, neither did he.
How do you stay warm in a cold room?
You go to the corners. It's always 90 degrees.
How did Stephen Hawking die? There was a power outage
What do skeletons hate the most about wind?
Nothing, it goes right through them.
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Is it just me, or are magnets really attractive?
Why do you call a man that is physically handicapped and German?
A physically handicapped bisexual man that is promiscuous and German.
Why can't Stephen Hawking be a Rocket League car? Because he can't jump for an aerial.
Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building? Of course. The Empire State Building can't jump.
