Physics jokes
The reason I love Stephen Hawking is because they roll off the tongue so nicely.
An emo and a leaf fall from a tree, which hits the ground first?
The leaf, because the emo got caught by the rope.
Do you know why an atom is positive? He kept his electrons.
Think like a proton--stay positive!
It's true, you know. Stephen Hawking has been up more ramps than Evel Knievel.
I threw my boomerang and now I live in constant fear.
What is Stephen Hawking's best side?
The left.
The water in the shower evaporates before it reaches you.
Why did the kid throw the clock out the window? He wanted to see time fly.
Stephen Hawking died because his screw fell out.
Q: How heavy is a photon?
A: It's light!
When someone throws something at your forehead, it stops moving and goes into orbit around your forehead.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
It's me. I can't get in because Stephen Hawking is in the way.
At least he always has a shoulder to cry on.
How do you make a trash can leak?
Hit it with an axe until it becomes part of the cosmos!
What song is sung when conceiving?
"Let's Get Physical, Physical!"
What falls but never gets hurt? Snow.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite band?
The Rolling Stones.
Why do physically disabled gay men like performing blowjobs on well-endowed, abled-bodied gay men?
Because physically disabled gay men prefer eating pepperoni than eating sausage links for dinner 🍽
An Emo kid in a tree falls. At the same time an apple falls from the same tree, what hits the ground first? The apple would be due to the kid's rope and noose.