What was Steven Hawking's favourite toy?
Hot Wheels
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When Stephen Hawking was feeling hungry, he used to call in to his local PC World for a Megabyte and some micro chips.
What wasStephen Hawkings fav shampoo head n bolts
Why is Steven Hawkins good at skate boarding ? Cos he's always on the ramps
atoms never touch, so it means, we haven't touch each other or anything, so sir, I did not drop-kick that child
Michael Jackson and Kelly Clarkson both did shady stuff to children. Michael Jackson said that there is nothing wrong with sharing a bed with unrelated small children. Kelly Clarkson said that there is nothing wrong with physically beating a small child.
The thing is, though, only one of them made Billie Jean or Beat It, and the other is just a typical karaoke country singer. So no surprise people gave Wacko Jacko a pass.
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Today I got a lecture from my mother, and congratulated her. Why? Because she managed not to damage me in a physical fashion.
Oh no I feel bad for Steven Hawkins he can’t get up the stairway to heaven
I was both shocked and amazed to hear Stephen Hawking kicked the bucket.
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Stephen Hawking didn’t die.
His charger broke.
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There are pain killers but they only relieve physical pain. I wish something could relieve my internal pain.
Steven Hawking had dark humor. Whenever he turned on his laugh effect it diverted power from his screen brightness.
How do you make Stephen Hawking mad? You turn off the WiFi router
When Albert Einstein was making the rounds of the speaker’s circuit, he usually found himself eagerly longing to get back to his laboratory work. One night as they were driving to yet another rubber-chicken dinner, Einstein mentioned to his driver (a man who somewhat resembled Einstein in looks & manner) that he was tired of speechmaking.
“I have an idea, boss,” his driver said. “I’ve heard you give this speech so many times. I’ll bet I could give it for you.” Einstein laughed loudly and said, “Why not? Let’s do it!”
When they arrived at the dinner, Einstein donned the driver's cap and jacket and sat in the back of the room. The driver gave a beautiful rendition of Einstein’s speech and even answered a few questions expertly.
Then a supremely pompous professor asked an extremely esoteric question about anti-matter formation, digressing here and there to let everyone in the audience know that he was nobody’s fool. Without missing a beat, the driver fixed the professor with a steely stare and said, “Sir, the answer to that question is so simple that I will let my driver, who is sitting in the back, answer it for me.”
Why does no-one look up at Steven hawking?
You have to look down to see him.
What do priest and doctors have in common?
They both do physicals on kids.
