Physics jokes
Atoms never touch, so it means, we haven't touched each other or anything. So, sir, I did not drop-kick that child.
Guess Stephen's batteries died.
Oh no, I feel bad for Stephen Hawking. He can’t get up the stairway to Heaven.
Stephen Hawking is so lucky to go to heaven.
Oh never mind, here comes the stairway.
Why did a minister who is a Christian nationalist and a bisexual man give anonymous blowjobs to physically handicapped gay men under the handicapped stalls inside the men's restrooms at a rest area?
He wanted to eat footlong hotdogs for lunch at the rest area, but he wanted a sample first (taster).
Today I got a lecture from my mother, and congratulated her. Why?
Because she managed not to damage me in a physical fashion.
What's black and sits at the top of the stairs?
Stephen Hawking during a house fire.
You're probably getting tired of these gravity jokes... but I keep falling for them every time.
I was both shocked and amazed to hear Stephen Hawking kicked the bucket.
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Stephen Hawking isn't dead, he's just can't walk to the shop and get new batteries. 🙄
His name rhymes with walking and talking, but he can’t do either.
Stephen Hawking was one of the best scientists ever. Now he's walking up the steps of he... No, he's not walking up the steps of heaven.
Stephen Hawking didn’t die.
His charger broke.
A nucleus walked into a bar. He asked the bartender, “How much for a drink?” The bartender replied, “For you, NO CHARGE!”
Stephen Hawking walked into a bar...
A physicist sees a young man about to jump off the Empire State Building.
He yells, "Don't do it! You have so much potential!"
Steven Hawking had dark humor.
Whenever he turned on his laugh effect, it diverted power from his screen brightness.
A photon is checking into a hotel.
The bellhop asks him, "Do you have any luggage?"
The photon replies, "Nope, I'm traveling light."
What’s Stephan Hawking's favorite dance move?
The robot.