Physics jokes
The Arabian Sea is in which state?
Liquid.
Why did a minister who is a Christian nationalist and a bisexual man give anonymous blowjobs to physically handicapped gay men under the handicapped stalls inside the men's restrooms at a rest area?
He wanted to eat footlong hotdogs for lunch at the rest area, but he wanted a sample first (taster).
Today I got a lecture from my mother, and congratulated her. Why?
Because she managed not to damage me in a physical fashion.
Yo mama is so fat that when she walks, she causes earthquakes. She is so big that she has her own zip code and gravity field. She is so heavy that she needs a crane to get out of bed. She is so obese that she can't fit in any clothes, except for a circus tent. She is so large that she blocks the sun and causes eclipses.
Oh no, I feel bad for Stephen Hawking. He canβt get up the stairway to Heaven.
Memes
What's black and sits at the top of the stairs?
Stephen Hawking during a house fire.
You're probably getting tired of these gravity jokes... but I keep falling for them every time.
I was both shocked and amazed to hear Stephen Hawking kicked the bucket.
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Stephen Hawking isn't dead, he's just can't walk to the shop and get new batteries. π
Stephen Hawking didnβt die.
His charger broke.
Stephen Hawking was one of the best scientists ever. Now he's walking up the steps of he... No, he's not walking up the steps of heaven.
A nucleus walked into a bar. He asked the bartender, βHow much for a drink?β The bartender replied, βFor you, NO CHARGE!β
Stephen Hawking walked into a bar...
Whatβs Stephan Hawking's favorite dance move?
The robot.
Steven Hawking had dark humor.
Whenever he turned on his laugh effect, it diverted power from his screen brightness.
A photon is checking into a hotel.
The bellhop asks him, "Do you have any luggage?"
The photon replies, "Nope, I'm traveling light."
Sodomising a physically challenged homophobic heterosexual white male is better than the smallest act of kindness.
How do you make Stephen Hawking mad?
You turn off the WiFi router.
I'm really worried for Stephen Hawking, 'cause how is he going to climb the stairway to Heaven?