Stephen Hawking said there is no god. God said there is no Stephen Hawking
Why’ve was Stephen Hawking so good at FIFA? He had 99 dribble
Why can't Stephen hawking go to heaven cause he walk up the stairs
Why can’t Stephan Hawkins go to heaven
Because it’s a stairway to heaven not a ramp
How dd Stephen hawking die
He had a computer virus!
when someone throws something at your forehead it stops moving and goes into orbit around your forehead
What was Stephen Hawking's favourite toy as a child?
Hot Wheels
Stephen hawking went on a date last night She left after 15 minutes complaining she didn't like his tone
What is Stephen Hawkings favorite place in fortnite the reboot van
Why did people bully Steven Hawkins?
Because he couldn't stand up for him self
Two atom soldiers are fighting against an army. One gets shot. He cried out, im hit! I think I've lost an electron! Are you sure? Asks the other. Im positive!
This one as actually physics(unlike some other joke here, ahem cough cough)
What would Stephen Hawking do to get drunk Over charge himself
Well if stephen hawking likes black holes so much why did he call security when i put my hole on his face
Why did Stephen Hawking roll across the road?
Because he had amyotrophic lateral sclerosis.
whats the diffrant between stephen hawking and rocket league both of them cant stand up
why does steven hawking need some screens
he needs to win those fortnite tournaments and get to champions league
Why was Stephen Hawking a bad influence towards kids? Because he couldn’t stand for anything
The nearest approximation to a perpetuum mobile would be a Swabian chasing a Scot because of money.
(Swabians are the Scots of Germany regarding to finances)
Where was Stephan hawking buried
In a black hole 😂😂
Stephen Hawking only died because he tried to install Windows 10 and his hard drive corrupted
