Physics jokes
What is Stephen Hawking's best side?
The left.
The water in the shower evaporates before it reaches you.
Stephen Hawking died.
Why was Stephen Hawking so good at FIFA? He had 99 dribble.
I like balls.
What falls but never gets hurt? Snow.
Stephen Hawking said there is no god.
God said there is no Stephen Hawking.
Why did the man fall off his bike?
Because someone threw a refrigerator at him.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
It's me. I can't get in because Stephen Hawking is in the way.
Why couldn't Stephen Hawking go to Heaven?
Because there were stairs.
If Stephen Hawking had a FIFA card, he would have 99 dribbling.
It's true, you know. Stephen Hawking has been up more ramps than Evel Knievel.
Q: What do you call a boomerang that is not coming back? A: A stick.
What would Stephen Hawking do to get drunk?
Overcharge himself.
He dead, he alive, but most importantly, he got a new hard drive.
Yo momma so fat that she don't need a backpack. She keeps her things in her Lagrangian points.
Apparently Steven Hawking was a stand-up kind of guy.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite type of music?
Rock and Roll.
Don't trust the atoms, because they make up everything.
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
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