Physics jokes
Stephen Hawking said there is no god.
God said there is no Stephen Hawking.
At least he always has a shoulder to cry on.
Why couldn't Stephen Hawking go to Heaven?
Because there were stairs.
A fat man was checking his weight and sucking in his fat belly. A physicist saw it and said that's not how the law of conservation of mass works.
Plot twist: The fat man jumped on the physicist and proved him wrong. Now the physicist doesn't have mass.
The reason why Stephen Hawking died is because he tried to overclock his wheelchair.
Stephen Hawking died.
A leaf and an emo fall from a tree. Which hits the ground first?
The leaf. The rope stopped the emo.
Why was Stephen Hawking so good at FIFA? He had 99 dribble.
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
[Link to YouTube video]
Why do physically disabled gay men like performing blowjobs on well-endowed, abled-bodied gay men?
Because physically disabled gay men prefer eating pepperoni than eating sausage links for dinner 🍽
Stephen Hawking can't stand for army.
A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because it was a very large mammal; its throat was very small.
The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.
The little girl said, "When I get to Heaven, I will ask Jonah."
The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to Hell?"
The little girl replied, "Then you ask him."
A feather and a depressed boy fell at the same time, which one hits the ground first?
The feather, because the rope stopped the child.
Don't trust the atoms, because they make up everything.
What song is sung when conceiving?
"Let's Get Physical, Physical!"
Why doesn't Newton cut trees in vanilla Minecraft? Because he wants Minecraft to be realistic!
Yo mama so fat that when she sits on the beach, she sinks!
If Stephen Hawking had a FIFA card, he would have 99 dribbling.
The one thing I love about Steven is he stood up for all of his haters. Just kidding!
Q: What do you call a boomerang that is not coming back? A: A stick.