Two atom soldiers are fighting against an army. One gets shot. He cried out, im hit! I think I've lost an electron! Are you sure? Asks the other. Im positive!
This one as actually physics(unlike some other joke here, ahem cough cough)
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Stephen Hawking said there is no god. God said there is no Stephen Hawking
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When I went to heaven I saw Steven hawking standing there I asked why he isn’t gone into heaven yet he said there is stairs
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What was Stephan hawkings mother’s name
Ilean
Why did the electron leave the atom? Because it didn't want to be argon.
What do you call Stevan hauking on a period. Mario cart
Why did Steven hawking die?
His wife changed the WiFi password
Why did Stephen Hawking go to Hell? - He couldn't get up the stairway to Heaven.
The difference between Isaac Newton and the baby I just stabbed?
Isaacs Newton died a virgin.
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Where was stephen hawkings during the house fire... the top of the stairs
What’s the difference between Issac Newton and my Dad? Issac Newton didn’t beat me half to death with a pipe wrench
What’s the difference between Stephen Hawkins and a refrigerator
-the fridge actually runs
Why did Steven Hawkins die?
Because he got a virus.
The real reason Stephen Hawking died is because he tried to overclock his wheelchair
The reason Stephen hawking died is because he drove to far from the wall the cord unpluged
I’m reading a book about Anti-Gravity. It’s impossible to put down!
