Physics jokes
Stephen Hawking isn't dead, he's just can't walk to the shop and get new batteries. 🙄
Q: How heavy is a photon?
A: It's light!
Why can't Stephen Hawking be a Rocket League car? Because he can't jump for an aerial.
I'm running out of degrees? I guess I better throw myself in fire to raise my internal temperature (measured in degrees).
When Steven Hawking realizes heaven is only a stairway away.
What's black and sits at the top of the stairs?
Stephen Hawking in a house fire.
What do you do if you're ever attacked by a gang of clowns?
Go for the juggler!
Have you walked into Stephen Hawking's house?
Oh, neither did he.
What’s the difference between a hot potato and a flying pig?
One’s a heated yam, and the other’s a YEATED HAM!
Why do you call a man that is physically handicapped and German?
A physically handicapped bisexual man that is promiscuous and German.
How to make time fly?
Answer: Throw a clock out of the window.
Stephen Hawking is a real stand up guy, out-standing performance.
A kid and an apple fall from a tree, who will reach the ground first?
The apple, because the kid is hanging on the tree with a rope.
Yo mama is so fat that when she walks, she causes earthquakes. She is so big that she has her own zip code and gravity field. She is so heavy that she needs a crane to get out of bed. She is so obese that she can't fit in any clothes, except for a circus tent. She is so large that she blocks the sun and causes eclipses.
The reason I love Stephen Hawking is because they roll off the tongue so nicely.
Why did the Ice Cube complain about being so warm? Because he was dropped on the floor.
What do atoms and parents have in common to orphans? You can't see either of them.
Steven Hawking
What is the perfect job for a pedophile?
A physical doctor for kids.
Why does no one look up at Steven Hawking?
You have to look down to see him.