Physics jokes

1 "Knock knock."

2 "Who's there?"

1 "Interrupting physicist."

2 "Interrupting who?"

1 "Muon!!!"

Stephen Hawking: one hp (Fortnite)

What goes up and down and needs two people?

A seesaw.

A man was at the temperature -273.15°C. He was OK.

Why do basketball players hate gravity?

Because it's always bringing them down.

Why couldn't Stephen Hawking pass? Because he couldn't pass "I'm not a robot" test.

The one thing I love about Steven is he stood up for all of his haters. Just kidding!

I'm reading a book on anti-gravity, it's impossible to PUT DOWN!

What is the difference between kinky and perverted?

Kinky is when an abled-bodied gay male is receiving an anonymous blow job from a physically disabled gay male under the handicapped stall at a rest area.

Perverted is when an abled-bodied gay male has to give a Klondike Bar to a physically disabled gay male to receive an anonymous blow job under the handicapped stall at a rest area.

My teacher gave me an A in Physics, then she tells me that it turns guys on.

Funny how "Hawking" rhymes with "talking" and "walking," and he can't do either.

And the first four letters of his Christian name spell "step," and he also can't do that.

Q: What did one atom say to the other?

A: I have my ion you.

I followed the sun for a day (stood there at noon). I found myself at the same spot.

What did the neutrino say to the planet?

"Just passing through."

Why did the electron leave the atom?

Because it wanted to be Argon.

I tried to catch air once... I mist.

"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Not Stephen Hawking."

What goes up must come down, apart from Mr. Vyse.

A leaf and an emo fall from a tree. Which hits the ground first?

The leaf. The rope stopped the emo.

Why did the people think Stephen Hawking was disrespectful?

'Cause he didn't stand up for the national anthem.