Physics jokes
1 "Knock knock."
2 "Who's there?"
1 "Interrupting physicist."
2 "Interrupting who?"
1 "Muon!!!"
What goes up and down and needs two people?
A seesaw.
The double slit experiment shows light particles are a wave that assemble in your presence. And you didn't even have to say a word!
What comes up on small oceans? Microwaves.
Why couldn't Stephen Hawking pass? Because he couldn't pass "I'm not a robot" test.
How many people does it take to change a lightbulb underwater? The results are shocking!
Why do basketball players hate gravity?
Because it's always bringing them down.
The one thing I love about Steven is he stood up for all of his haters. Just kidding!
What is the difference between kinky and perverted?
Kinky is when an abled-bodied gay male is receiving an anonymous blow job from a physically disabled gay male under the handicapped stall at a rest area.
Perverted is when an abled-bodied gay male has to give a Klondike Bar to a physically disabled gay male to receive an anonymous blow job under the handicapped stall at a rest area.
Men and women are not equal, speaking biologically and mentally. I don't care what other feminists say. Men are naturally physically stronger, while women are more mentally stable (sometimes). The internet and the media will lie. You feminists say that you are stronger. Well, you wish. You can't hit a girl because she is more sensitive, but she says she is stronger. Like, what the hell?
We're not sexist men; you're sexist women. And BTW, you'll rot in hell for hating God's creation. And also, men were created before women. Search it up in the Bible or online.
My teacher gave me an A in Physics, then she tells me that it turns guys on.
Funny how "Hawking" rhymes with "talking" and "walking," and he can't do either.
And the first four letters of his Christian name spell "step," and he also can't do that.
I followed the sun for a day (stood there at noon). I found myself at the same spot.
Q: What did one atom say to the other?
A: I have my ion you.
What did the neutrino say to the planet?
"Just passing through."
Why did the electron leave the atom?
Because it wanted to be Argon.
If God didn’t mean for us to have sex with 11-year-old girls, why did he make them so sexy and so much physically weaker?
Why did the people think Stephen Hawking was disrespectful?
'Cause he didn't stand up for the national anthem.
I tried to catch air once... I mist.
A leaf and an emo fall from a tree. Which hits the ground first?
The leaf. The rope stopped the emo.