Where was Stephan hawking buried
In a black hole 😂😂
When Stephen Hawking entered Heaven and met with the Lord, after a short interview God asked : " Hey Stephen, I need you to explain to me how does all this stuff work ? "
if stephen hawking was in a horror movie .... would he make his robot try and shout “aaaaaaaaah help me , i can’t move i’m too scared” ???
I slip on the wet floor, haha silly water :)
-Kachow!!!!!!!!!!!
-LMQ, You know what comes before lighting? THUNDER KACHIGA
I was bullying stephen hawkings, I told him why not stand up for yourself.
What’s steaven hawking favourite shampoo head and bolts
What do you call a physically disabled man who is sitting on the toilet inside the handicapped stall inside the men's restroom? sex worker
Why do so many kids love boomerangs? Because they always come back.
Stephen Hawkings best subjects were Physics and Maths. His worst was P.E.
😴 🛌 ⏰️ ✋️ If a gay male is married to a well-endowed physically challenged gay male that has been sleeping in bed for three hours nonstop, and he wants him to wake up do he can fix him his morning breakfast, how does he wake him up? Wake up sleeping Jesus by giving him a blowjob
What's the difference between a school shooting pistol and a baked potato? The physical composition of course but they both pack the same heat.
Fuck people who are bigger than me physically emotionally and mentally and economically and socially
💪 💪 🏋️♂️ What do you get when you cross a physically disabiled gay white male who workout at the gym that is a bukkake slut and a physically disabiled gay white male who workout at the gym that is a sex worker?
Cum Junkie
Why do physically disabiled gay men like performing blowjobs on wellendowed abled bodied gay men? Because physically disabiled gay men preferred eating pepperoni than eating sausage links for dinner 🍽
What’s the most terrifying word in nuclear physics? Oops
donut is not empty inside, that was a hole in the middle. if im a donut the hole used to be where i put my feeling and happiness. but people snatch it away from me. anyway,can someone put a hole in my physical body too? i kinda wanted to see people cry for me just like how people cry for ace from one piece
What do Steven Hawkins and the wicked witch both have in common?
If you throw water over them both, they both die...
Why did Stephen Hawking not believe in God?
Computers don’t really have a specific religion
Stephen Hawking's last words were, "Ethernet cable not detected, shutting down."
What's steven Hawking shampoo?
-Head and shoulders 😊
