Physics jokes
Sodomising a physically challenged homophobic heterosexual white male is better than the smallest act of kindness.
What did the neutron say to the atom?
"Sandwiches, dude!"
I threw a boomerang two years ago... I live in constant fear.
What did the atom say to the positive in math class? "We could make a positive number!"
How can you tell if an ant is a boy or a girl? If it sinks it’s a girl. If it floats, it’s boy-ant (buoyant).
He was telling the truth in a different way...
You're so fat, when you jumped, the whole planet wiggled.
What is meals on wheels to a Christian nationalist that is also a conservative Republican politician, a gay man in a wheelchair that is poor and also physically handicapped, and who is also well-endowed?
Why did Stephen Hawking go to Hell?
He couldn't get up the stairway to Heaven.
Why didn't Stephen Hawking ever eat chicken wings? Because he didn't exist.
I tried to catch air once... I mist.
They say string theory is hanging on by a thread.
🤔 What do gay men who are physically handicapped ♿ can do better than a man who is heteroflexible when 🤔 he has another man's 😍 😋 😜 😏 😳 😉 cock inside 😋 of his warm mouth 👄 👄 give a 👍 👍 good blowjob?
A nucleus walked into a bar. He asked the bartender, “How much for a drink?” The bartender replied, “For you, NO CHARGE!”
What does Stephen Hawking say after sex? That was wheely good.
Why did Steven Hawking die?
A quad rasher ran him over.
When Stephen Hawking was asked why he was instantly attracted to his new girlfriend, he said, "It's simple, she pushes all the right buttons."
Looks like I lost an electron, I should keep a better ion them.
The Big Bang happened 16.8 billion years ago, and matter cannot be created or destroyed. Therefore, we are all technically 16.8 billion years old. So, to answer your question, officer, yes, she is of age.
Stephen Hawking, more like ice cream!
A kid and an apple fall from a tree, who will reach the ground first?
The apple, because the kid is hanging on the tree with a rope.