The real reason Stephen Hawking died is because he tried to overclock his wheelchair.
Physics Jokes
The reason Stephen Hawking died is because he drove too far from the wall. The cord unplugged.
Did you ever walk into Steve Hawking's house?
"No."
He hasn't too.
"Wheel" all miss him, right?
Stephen Hawking had pins and needles and got told to walk it off.
I’m reading a book about Anti-Gravity. It’s impossible to put down!
1 "Knock knock."
2 "Who's there?"
1 "Interrupting physicist."
2 "Interrupting who?"
1 "Muon!!!"
Stephen Hawking: one hp (Fortnite)
Me testing if there is fall damage in real life (falls off of a cliff, uses water bucket trick) dies.
I threw a boomerang a few years ago. I now live in constant fear.
The double slit experiment shows light particles are a wave that assemble in your presence. And you didn't even have to say a word!
What goes up and down and needs two people?
A seesaw.
What comes up on small oceans? Microwaves.
Why couldn't Stephen Hawking pass? Because he couldn't pass "I'm not a robot" test.
I'm reading a book on anti-gravity, it's impossible to PUT DOWN!
Maybe the reason there isn't any physical evidence is because it didn't happen.
I once read a book on antigravity, it was impossible to put down.
How many people does it take to change a lightbulb underwater? The results are shocking!
The one thing I love about Steven is he stood up for all of his haters. Just kidding!
Why do basketball players hate gravity?
Because it's always bringing them down.
