Physics jokes
I saw some kids bullying a kid in a wheelchair. I grabbed the kid, pushed him down the stairs, and said, "GTA physics."
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Think like a proton--stay positive!
Stephen Hawking died.
Why does Stephen Hawking only do one-liners?
Because he can’t do stand-up.
Funny how "Hawking" rhymes with "talking" and "walking," and he can't do either.
And the first four letters of his Christian name spell "step," and he also can't do that.
Even if there were no gravity, I would still fall for you...
Dad: Why did Jimmy fall off his bicycle?
Son: Why?
Dad: Because somebody threw a washing machine at him.
Why is Stephen Hawking good at skateboarding? Because he's always on the ramps.
Q: What do you call a boomerang that is not coming back? A: A stick.
If I get an atom, I would split it with you.
What atom presents TV shows?
David Atombrough.
Is it just me, or are magnets really attractive?
If Stephen Hawking had a FIFA card, he would have 99 dribbling.
Stairs.
Stephen Hawking can't stand stairs.
Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Oh wait...
When Stephen Hawking found out about physics, he was speechless.
What do skeletons hate the most about wind?
Nothing, it goes right through them.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite song?
"Highway to Hell."
A donut is not empty inside, that was a hole in the middle. If I'm a donut, the hole used to be where I put my feeling and happiness, but people snatch it away from me.
Anyway, can someone put a hole in my physical body too? I kinda wanted to see people cry for me just like how people cry for Ace from One Piece.