Physics jokes

Where was Stephen Hawking during the house fire?

The top of the stairs.

Men and women are not equal, speaking biologically and mentally. I don't care what other feminists say. Men are naturally physically stronger, while women are more mentally stable (sometimes). The internet and the media will lie. You feminists say that you are stronger. Well, you wish. You can't hit a girl because she is more sensitive, but she says she is stronger. Like, what the hell?

We're not sexist men; you're sexist women. And BTW, you'll rot in hell for hating God's creation. And also, men were created before women. Search it up in the Bible or online.

What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and a refrigerator?

The fridge actually runs.

What’s the difference between Isaac Newton and my Dad?

Isaac Newton didn’t beat me half to death with a pipe wrench.

Why did Steven Hawkins die?

Because he got a virus.

The real reason Stephen Hawking died is because he tried to overclock his wheelchair.

The reason Stephen Hawking died is because he drove too far from the wall. The cord unplugged.

Did you ever walk into Steve Hawking's house?

"No."

He hasn't too.

"Wheel" all miss him, right?

I’m reading a book about Anti-Gravity. It’s impossible to put down!

Stephen Hawking had pins and needles and got told to walk it off.

Maybe the reason there isn't any physical evidence is because it didn't happen.

Why can’t you trust an atom?

Because they make up literally everything.

You're so skinny, when you did your first jump on a pogo stick you would never come back.

I once read a book on antigravity, it was impossible to put down.

How many people does it take to change a lightbulb underwater? The results are shocking!

What comes up on small oceans? Microwaves.

The double slit experiment shows light particles are a wave that assemble in your presence. And you didn't even have to say a word!

I threw a boomerang a few years ago. I now live in constant fear.

Me testing if there is fall damage in real life (falls off of a cliff, uses water bucket trick) dies.