Physics

Physics jokes

Dad

What’s the difference between Isaac Newton and my Dad?

Isaac Newton didn’t beat me half to death with a pipe wrench.

Death

The reason Stephen Hawking died is because he drove too far from the wall. The cord unplugged.

Pin

Stephen Hawking had pins and needles and got told to walk it off.

Book

I’m reading a book about Anti-Gravity. It’s impossible to put down!

Physicist

1 "Knock knock."

2 "Who's there?"

1 "Interrupting physicist."

2 "Interrupting who?"

1 "Muon!!!"

Life

Me testing if there is fall damage in real life (falls off of a cliff, uses water bucket trick) dies.

Slit

The double slit experiment shows light particles are a wave that assemble in your presence. And you didn't even have to say a word!

Book

I'm reading a book on anti-gravity, it's impossible to PUT DOWN!

Evidence

Maybe the reason there isn't any physical evidence is because it didn't happen.

Book

I once read a book on antigravity, it was impossible to put down.

Lightbulb

How many people does it take to change a lightbulb underwater? The results are shocking!