What’s the difference between a boomerang and an orphan's parents?
One of the two actually came back.😂
Physics Jokes
What do you call a boomerang that won’t come back?
A stick.
What is the perfect job for a pedophile?
A physical doctor for kids.
Oh no, I feel bad for Stephen Hawking. He can’t get up the stairway to Heaven.
A fat man was checking his weight and sucking in his fat belly. A physicist saw it and said that's not how the law of conservation of mass works.
Plot twist: The fat man jumped on the physicist and proved him wrong. Now the physicist doesn't have mass.
Yo mama so fat, when she jumped, gravity was no more.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite place in Fortnite? The reboot van.
Your forehead's so big, Jupiter's moons look up to it.
If you shined a light on it, it would reflect and be a star in the Andromeda galaxy.
Your forehead's so big, it's the main foundation for the wall of China.
Your forehead's so big, it makes up half of the Milky Way's mass.
Your forehead's the reason why the Earth still spins.
So Stephen Hawking walks into a bar... Ha!
Why did Steven Hawking die?
His wife changed the WiFi password.
A feather and a depressed boy fell at the same time, which one hits the ground first?
The feather, because the rope stopped the child.
What hits the ground first, the feather or the emo?
The feather, because the emo is hung in the tree.
Why did the kid throw the clock out the window? He wanted to see time fly.
What is Stephen Hawking's least favorite movie?
Standing Tall.
If an apple and an emo kid fell out of a tree, which would hit the ground first?
The apple, because the rope caught the emo kid.
Even if there were no gravity, I would still fall for you...
What hit the floor first, the kid or the feather?
The feather.
The rope stopped the kid.
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What gives you the power to walk through a wall?
A door.
