What motorway lane does Stephen Hawking use?
Hard shoulder.
Why did Stephen Hawking go to Hell? - He couldn't get up the stairway to Heaven.
What always roars, but cannot talk? What always moves, but cannot walk?
A waterfall.
Why was Stephen Hawking a bad influence towards kids? Because he couldn’t stand for anything
When Ant-Man is the size of an atom, how can he breathe?
What is the difference between Stephen Hawking and a walkie-talkie? He doesn't walkie or talkie.
All these jokes are so offensive, Mr. Hawking just won’t stand for it.
What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and a walkie talkie? He can’t walkie or talkie.
Yo mama is so fat, she has her own personal gravity.
Dad: Why did Jimmy fall off his bicycle?
Son: Why?
Dad: Because somebody threw a washing machine at him.
Why couldn't Stephen Hawking pass? Because he couldn't pass "I'm not a robot" test.
What is the difference between a school bus and a baseball?
You can throw a baseball, and you can’t throw a school bus.