What's the biggest problem with gravity?
It keeps putting people down.
What comes up on small oceans? Microwaves.
Why did the dog cross the road twice?
Because he was trying to catch a boomerang.
Your momma so fat when she jumped the world collapsed.
I walk into my driveway. Stephen Hawking is on my roof.
Oh wait, never mind, he just fell.
Stephen Hawking said there is no god.
God said there is no Stephen Hawking.
When I went to heaven, I saw Steven Hawking standing there. I asked why he isn’t in heaven yet. He said there are stairs.
Even if there was no gravity, I'd still fall for you.
Why did the wheel fall?
Because there were too many fat people on it.
Why does no one look up at Steven Hawking?
You have to look down to see him.
Atoms never touch, so it means, we haven't touched each other or anything. So, sir, I did not drop-kick that child.
I wondered as the rock in the sky got bigger and bigger, then it hit the bottom of the Earth, and... "explosion!"
How do you make an apple turnover?
You push it down a hill.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite shampoo? Head 'n Shoulders.
What’s steaven hawking favourite shampoo head and bolts
Why didn't Stephen Hawking ever eat chicken wings? Because he didn't exist.
Why does Ama like boomerangs? Because they actually come back!
What motorway lane does Stephen Hawking use?
Hard shoulder.
Yo mama is so fat that she is not wrong when she says the world revolves around her.
Why did Stephen Hawking go to Hell? - He couldn't get up the stairway to Heaven.
