Have you ever walked into Stephen Hawking's house? No,he hasn't either.
I would tell you a science joke but I know I won't get a reaction.
Why is Steven Hawkins going to hell............. because its a stairway to heaven not a ramp!
What’s the difference between a doctor and a pedophile?
The doctor doesn’t enjoy giving physicals
Did you hear that Stephen Hawking wrote a new book? It's called "Around The House in Eighty Days."
what did the atom say to the positive in math class. We could make a positive number
you
Where was stephen hawkings during the house fire... the top of the stairs
Stephen Hawking walks into a b... nevermind.
What do skeletons hate the most about wind?
Nothing, it goes right through them.
Two atoms are walking down the street, and they run into each other. One says to the other, "Are you all right?" "No, I lost an electron!" "Are you sure?" "Yeah, I’m positive!"
Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building? Of course. The Empire State Building can't jump.
What did the String Theorist say when his wife caught him in bed with another woman?
"Wait, I can explain everything!"
