One day I threw a boomerang...
Now I live in constant fear.
Q: What do you call a boomerang that is not coming back? A: A stick.
What's the difference between a school shooting pistol and a baked potato? The physical composition, of course, but they both pack the same heat.
What's the difference between Isaac Newton and the baby I just stabbed?
Isaac Newton died a virgin.
Your forehead's so big that it has its own gravitational pull.
I threw my boomerang and now I live in constant fear.
What do priests and doctors have in common?
They both do physicals on kids.
It's so sad that Stephen Hawking has a whole category on here about him and he can't stand up for himself.
Yo forehead so large, it has its own gravitational pull.
What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and a refrigerator?
The fridge actually runs.
Yo momma so fat that she don't need a backpack. She keeps her things in her Lagrangian points.
Stephen Hawking shows up to a car meet-up.
What’s the difference between a boomerang and an orphan's parents?
One of the two actually came back.😂
What do you call a boomerang that won’t come back?
A stick.
What is the perfect job for a pedophile?
A physical doctor for kids.
Oh no, I feel bad for Stephen Hawking. He can’t get up the stairway to Heaven.
A fat man was checking his weight and sucking in his fat belly. A physicist saw it and said that's not how the law of conservation of mass works.
Plot twist: The fat man jumped on the physicist and proved him wrong. Now the physicist doesn't have mass.
Yo mama so fat, when she jumped, gravity was no more.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite place in Fortnite? The reboot van.
Your forehead's so big, Jupiter's moons look up to it.
If you shined a light on it, it would reflect and be a star in the Andromeda galaxy.
Your forehead's so big, it's the main foundation for the wall of China.
Your forehead's so big, it makes up half of the Milky Way's mass.
Your forehead's the reason why the Earth still spins.
