Why did the wheel fall?
Because there were too many fat people on it.
Why does no one look up at Steven Hawking?
You have to look down to see him.
I wondered as the rock in the sky got bigger and bigger, then it hit the bottom of the Earth, and... "explosion!"
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite shampoo? Head 'n Shoulders.
What’s steaven hawking favourite shampoo head and bolts
Why didn't Stephen Hawking ever eat chicken wings? Because he didn't exist.
Why did Stephen Hawking go to Hell? - He couldn't get up the stairway to Heaven.
What always roars, but cannot talk? What always moves, but cannot walk?
A waterfall.
Why was Stephen Hawking a bad influence towards kids? Because he couldn’t stand for anything
When Ant-Man is the size of an atom, how can he breathe?
What is the difference between Stephen Hawking and a walkie-talkie? He doesn't walkie or talkie.
All these jokes are so offensive, Mr. Hawking just won’t stand for it.