I’m reading a book about Anti-Gravity. It’s impossible to put down!
What is Stephen Hawking' favourite song
Head shoulders screws and bolts
When Stephen Hawking entered Heaven and met with the Lord, after a short interview God asked : " Hey Stephen, I need you to explain to me how does all this stuff work ? "
Why did Stephen Hawking die? He didn't pay his electricity bills.
Why was it cold in Stephen hawkings house? - Because he had a new window open...
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His name rhymes with walking and talking, but he can’t do either.
What do you called Stephen Hawking on fire?
Hot Wheels
What would Stephen Hawking do to get drunk Over charge himself
When Stephen Hawking was feeling hungry, he used to call in to his local PC World for a megabyte and some microchips.
Why is Steven Hawkins good at skate boarding ? Cos he's always on the ramps
What’s made of wood and is zig zag shaped?
Stephen Hawking's coffin.
Stephen Hawking was one of the best scientists ever. Now he's walking up the steps of he... No, he's not walking up the steps of heaven.
For steven hawking why is being drunk and having his power shutout the same He blacks out
Why did Stephen Hawking roll across the road?
Because he had amyotrophic lateral sclerosis.
I was both shocked and amazed to hear Stephen Hawking kicked the bucket.
Stephen Hawkings isn't really dead, he's just rebooting
How dd Stephen hawking die
He had a computer virus!
Q. Why is Stephen Hawking so good at air guitar?
A. Because he has excellent string theory.
A guy is at home and he's about to go get a physical at the doctor's office. When he gets there, the doctor says, "Brian, you're going to have to stop masturbating." He asked the doc why? The doc said, "So I can examine you!"
When Stephen Hawking was asked why he was instantly attracted to his new girlfriend, he said, "It's simple, she pushes all the right buttons."
