Why did Stephen Hawking not believe in God?
Computers don’t really have a specific religion.
Well, if Stephen Hawking likes black holes so much, why did he call security when I put my hole on his face?
The reason I love Stephen Hawking is because they roll off the tongue so nicely.
One day I threw a boomerang...
Now I live in constant fear.
What's the difference between a school shooting pistol and a baked potato? The physical composition, of course, but they both pack the same heat.
It's so sad that Stephen Hawking has a whole category on here about him and he can't stand up for himself.
A leaf and an emo fall from a tree. Which hits the ground first?
The leaf. The rope stopped the emo.
What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and a refrigerator?
The fridge actually runs.
Stephen Hawking shows up to a car meet-up.