Physics

Physics jokes

My wife said she wanted to leave me. She said it’s because of the abuse, but really, she’s the one abusing herself by drinking alcohol and got poisoning the next day. This shows almost half of the woman’s population is weak both physically and mentally.

Why did Stephen Hawking not believe in God?

Computers don’t really have a specific religion.

1 "Knock knock."

2 "Who's there?"

1 "Interrupting physicist."

2 "Interrupting who?"

1 "Muon!!!"

Well, if Stephen Hawking likes black holes so much, why did he call security when I put my hole on his face?

I love Stephen Hawking jokes so much because they roll off the tongue so nicely.

The reason I love Stephen Hawking is because they roll off the tongue so nicely.

What's the difference between Isaac Newton and the baby I just stabbed?

Isaac Newton died a virgin.

It's so sad that Stephen Hawking has a whole category on here about him and he can't stand up for himself.