Why can't Stephen Hawking go to heaven?
'Cause he'd walk up the stairs!
Why did the Ice Cube complain about being so warm? Because he was dropped on the floor.
I moved all the bibles to the fiction section because there is no god as said Stephen Hawking in 2011 but in 2018 god said there was no Stephen Hawking
Stephen Hawking's last words were, "Ethernet cable not detected, shutting down."
What brakes but never falls, and what falls but never brakes?
Answer: Night falls and dawn brakes.
How many people does it take to change a lightbulb underwater? The results are shocking!
What's black and sitting in a chair? Steven Hawking after a house fire.
Sand under docks is very resilient. It doesn’t give in to pier pressure.
Have you walked into Stephen Hawking's house?
Oh, neither did he.
Why did people bully Steven Hawkins?
Because he couldn't stand up for him self
Stephen Hawking only died because he tried to install Windows 10 and his hard drive corrupted
A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because it was a very large mammal; its throat was very small.
The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.
The little girl said, "When I get to Heaven, I will ask Jonah."
The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to Hell?"
The little girl replied, "Then you ask him."
Why can’t Stephan Hawkins go to heaven
Because it’s a stairway to heaven not a ramp
Two atom soldiers are fighting against an army. One gets shot. He cried out, "I'm hit! I think I've lost an electron!"
"Are you sure?" asks the other.
"I'm positive!"
I read a book on anti-gravity...
It was impossible to put down.
"Wheel" all miss him, right?
What do Steven Hawkins and the wicked witch both have in common?
If you throw water over them both, they both die...
The reason Stephen hawking died is because he drove to far from the wall the cord unpluged
Looks like I lost an electron, I should keep a better ion them.
What do you call a Down syndrome kid who has been physically abused by older teenagers and her parents for a total of 16 years and has red marks all over there body?
Not funny because Down syndrome jokes aren't funny ;)
