Physics jokes
Why did Steven Hawking die?
His wife changed the WiFi password.
A feather and a depressed boy fell at the same time, which one hits the ground first?
The feather, because the rope stopped the child.
What hits the ground first, the feather or the emo?
The feather, because the emo is hung in the tree.
Why did the kid throw the clock out the window? He wanted to see time fly.
What is Stephen Hawking's least favorite movie?
Standing Tall.
If an apple and an emo kid fell out of a tree, which would hit the ground first?
The apple, because the rope caught the emo kid.
Even if there were no gravity, I would still fall for you...
What hit the floor first, the kid or the feather?
The feather.
The rope stopped the kid.
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What gives you the power to walk through a wall?
A door.
What’s the difference between a hot potato and a flying pig?
One’s a heated yam, and the other’s a YEATED HAM!
Yo mama so fat that when she was on the moon, she had it sent right into the abyss of outer space.
Why can't Stephen Hawking be a Rocket League car? Because he can't jump for an aerial.
What's the different between Stephen Hawking and Rocket League? Both of them can't stand up.
What do you call a gay man that is not physically handicapped that performs blowjobs on gay men that are physically handicapped?
Caregiver.
What do you call physically handicapped, homophobic, heterosexual men and women in wheelchairs?
Mixed nuts.
Why do you call a man that is physically handicapped and German?
A physically handicapped bisexual man that is promiscuous and German.
What is Stephen Hawking's best side?
The left.
What do physically handicapped gay men do after they are done belching? They wipe their mouths on their light blue handkerchiefs after they are done sucking cocks.