Photography jokes
Why was the turtle looking at her phone?
She wanted to take a shellfie.
You're so cool that celebrities take pictures of you.
Horrible Jokes, Part One- A friend of mine got into photographing salmon in different clothing. He said he liked shooting fish in apparel.
What do orphans call a selfie?
A family photo.
When an orphan takes a selfie, it's technically a family photo. :)
What is Thanos's favorite video game?
Pokémon Snap.
What do you call an orphan taking a family photo?
A selfie.
Would an orphan's family photo be considered a selfie?
Q: What does an orphan call a selfie of themself?
A: A family portrait.
Why don’t Chinese people model? Because it would look like the same model every time.
What do you call a selfie of an orphan?
A family photo.
If an orphan takes a family photo, it’s called a selfie.
Joe Mama so dumb, I took a picture of her last Christmas, and it is still printing.
How do you know when you're disliked?
When they always give you the camera for group photos.
What does an orphan call a family portrait?
A selfie.
This orphan showed me a family photo.
But it was just a selfie.
What does an orphan call a family picture?
Answer: a selfie.
What do you call an orphan taking a family photo? A selfie.
What do you call a terrorist attack in Iraq? A selfie!
Yo mama so fat her yearbook picture was a double-page spread.