Why was the turtle looking at her phone?
She wanted to take a shellfie.
Photography Jokes
Horrible Jokes, Part One- A friend of mine got into photographing salmon in different clothing. He said he liked shooting fish in apparel.
You're so cool that celebrities take pictures of you.
What do orphans call a selfie?
A family photo.
When an orphan takes a selfie, it's technically a family photo. :)
What is Thanos's favorite video game?
Pokémon Snap.
Would an orphan's family photo be considered a selfie?
Q: What does an orphan call a selfie of themself?
A: A family portrait.
Why don’t Chinese people model? Because it would look like the same model every time.
What do you call a selfie of an orphan?
A family photo.
What do you call an orphan taking a family photo?
A selfie.
Yo mama so fat her yearbook picture was a double-page spread.
What do you call an orphan family photo?
A selfie.
Joe Mama so dumb, I took a picture of her last Christmas, and it is still printing.
How do you know when you're disliked?
When they always give you the camera for group photos.
What does an orphan call a family portrait?
A selfie.
If an orphan takes a family photo, it’s called a selfie.
This orphan showed me a family photo.
But it was just a selfie.
What does an orphan call a family picture?
Answer: a selfie.
When she saw her first strands of grey hair, she thought she'd dye.
So, she went to see the "You Should Be Shot" Photography Studio.