Photography jokes
What is a photographer's favorite card game?
SNAP!
I saw an orphan take a selfie... oh man, that was one alone family photo.
Emos do take shots of themselves... not with a camera, though.
What is a family photo to an orphan?
A selfie.
What do you call a family picture for an orphan?
A selfie.
Who I wish I was
What kind of family pictures do orphans take?
Selfies!!
I tried to take a picture of some fog. I mist.
What do orphans call a selfie?
A family photo.
Where does Spider-Man keep his pictures?
On a website.
What does an orphan call a family picture?
Answer: a selfie.
What’s a selfie of an orphan called?
Family picture.
Their family portrait is also a dating app.
What is it called when an orphan takes a family photo? A selfie.
What do you call an orphan family photo?
A selfie.
What does an orphan call a family portrait?
A selfie.
Why was the picture in jail? Because it got framed!
Your mama's so fat, she needed NASA to make her ID card!
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family photo.
What is it called when an orphan takes a selfie?
A family photo.
What do you call it when an orphan takes a family photo? A selfie.