Photography jokes
Emos do take shots of themselves... not with a camera, though.
Why was the turtle looking at her phone?
She wanted to take a shellfie.
Horrible Jokes, Part One- A friend of mine got into photographing salmon in different clothing. He said he liked shooting fish in apparel.
What do orphans call a selfie?
A family photo.
When an orphan takes a selfie, it's technically a family photo. :)
What is Thanos's favorite video game?
Pokémon Snap.
What do you call an orphan taking a family photo?
A selfie.
Would an orphan's family photo be considered a selfie?
Q: What does an orphan call a selfie of themself?
A: A family portrait.
What do you call a selfie of an orphan?
A family photo.
Why don’t Chinese people model? Because it would look like the same model every time.
What do you call a terrorist attack in Iraq? A selfie!
What’s it called when an orphan takes a selfie?
A family photo.
Yo mama so fat her yearbook picture was a double-page spread.
What do dentists call their x-rays?
Tooth pics!
If an orphan takes a family photo, it’s called a selfie.
How do you know when you're disliked?
When they always give you the camera for group photos.
Joe Mama so dumb, I took a picture of her last Christmas, and it is still printing.
What does an orphan call a family portrait?
A selfie.
This orphan showed me a family photo.
But it was just a selfie.