Photography jokes
You're so cool that celebrities take pictures of you.
Me to bully: You are so fat that when the satellite took the picture, you were considered as an island.
Bully: (Speechless)
Why was the turtle looking at her phone?
She wanted to take a shellfie.
What do orphans call a selfie?
A family photo.
What is Thanos's favorite video game?
Pokémon Snap.
When an orphan takes a selfie, it's technically a family photo. :)
What do you call an orphan taking a family photo?
A selfie.
Would an orphan's family photo be considered a selfie?
Q: What does an orphan call a selfie of themself?
A: A family portrait.
What do you call a selfie of an orphan?
A family photo.
What do you call a terrorist attack in Iraq? A selfie!
What do you call an orphan family photo?
A selfie.
What’s it called when an orphan takes a selfie?
A family photo.
Yo mama so fat her yearbook picture was a double-page spread.
What do dentists call their x-rays?
Tooth pics!
If an orphan takes a family photo, it’s called a selfie.
What do you call an orphan taking a family photo? A selfie.
Joe Mama so dumb, I took a picture of her last Christmas, and it is still printing.
How do you know when you're disliked?
When they always give you the camera for group photos.
What does an orphan call a family portrait?
A selfie.