Photography jokes
Me to bully: You are so fat that when the satellite took the picture, you were considered as an island.
Bully: (Speechless)
Emos do take shots of themselves... not with a camera, though.
Why was the turtle looking at her phone?
She wanted to take a shellfie.
You're so cool that celebrities take pictures of you.
What do orphans call a selfie?
A family photo.
Memes
When an orphan takes a selfie, it's technically a family photo. :)
What is Thanos's favorite video game?
Pokémon Snap.
Would an orphan's family photo be considered a selfie?
Why don’t Chinese people model? Because it would look like the same model every time.
What do you call a selfie of an orphan?
A family photo.
Q: What does an orphan call a selfie of themself?
A: A family portrait.
What do you call an orphan taking a family photo?
A selfie.
What do dentists call their x-rays?
Tooth pics!
What’s it called when an orphan takes a selfie?
A family photo.
Yo mama so fat her yearbook picture was a double-page spread.
What do you call an orphan family photo?
A selfie.
If an orphan takes a family photo, it’s called a selfie.
Joe Mama so dumb, I took a picture of her last Christmas, and it is still printing.
How do you know when you're disliked?
When they always give you the camera for group photos.
What does an orphan call a family portrait?
A selfie.