Emos do take shots of themselves... not with a camera, though.
Why was the turtle looking at her phone?
She wanted to take a shellfie.
What is thanos's favorite video game? Pokèmon snap
Why don’t Chinese people model? Because it would look like the same model every time.
What do you call an orphan taking a family photo?
A selfie.
How do you know when you're disliked?
When they always give you the camera for group photos.
When she saw her first strands of grey hair, she thought she'd dye.
So, she went to see the "You Should Be Shot" Photography Studio.
You know you're ugly when you get handed the camera every time your friends have a group picture.
What do you call an orphan family photo?
A selfi.
What is Instagram called in USA?
Instaounce.
Last Christmas, I took a picture of your mom.
It's still printing.
I photo bombed someones selfie and then they yelled "Why would you do that i was trying to take a family photo!"
What is a photographer's favorite card game?
SNAP!
Jim was caught beating a man up. Brooklyn took a picture of his license plate with her phone and told him, "Your life is ruined!" So Jim took a picture of her, and the next thing you know, he said, "Now my phone is ruined!"
How much does a hipster weigh?
About an Instagram.
Your friend is so fat, when he took the group pic, he was the background.
Your mom is so fat that the photographer had to go to the moon just to click the photo of her belly button.
What kind of pictures do turtles take?
Shelfies.
Man: I'm here for the job interview.
Employer: Oh good, good. Sit down. We don't get many people for the interviews.
Man: Just anywhere?
Employer: Yeah, make yourself comfortable. Jackson, right?
Man: Yeah, that's me.
(Shakes hands and sits back down)
Employer: So what makes you eligible for the job, Jackson?
Man: Well, I'm really good at capturing the perfect shot and angle. It really takes dedication to do this type of job. Concentration and willpower, sir.
Employer: I like you already, you're hired!
Man: Wow, thanks, sir. I know I won't do you wrong. I'll work hard for this job!
Employer: You start now! Your first person is a man named John F Kennedy.
Man: What? You want me to just take pictures of him during the parade?
Employer: No.
Man: This... This is a photography job, right?
Employer: No... this is a job employment for man hunting.
when ever you see an orphan taking a selfie photo bomb him and say "family photo"
