100+ Best Photography Jokes - Page 9 - Worst Jokes Ever

Orphan

What do you call a photo of an orphan who takes a selfie?

A family portrait.

Mama

Your mama's so fat, she needed NASA to make her ID card!

Memes

Family

Ahhhh Family Memories

Three young men pose for a photo. One man wears a white tank top and has a fake pregnant belly, with a mustache. The other two men wear dark t-shirts. The man on the right has a hat that reads "WAYNE'S WORLD". The background is a plain blue color. The text says: "Ahhhh Family Memories"

Photography memes

Cheese

Why do people say "cheese" in a camera?

Because they were using the computer.

Orphan

What do you call when an orphan takes a selfie?

A family photo.

Orphan

What do you call it when an orphan takes a selfie?

A family photo.

Orphan

What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?

A family photo.

Hair

You are so hairy, Bigfoot took your picture!

Orphan

What do you call an orphan's selfie?

A family photo.

Memes

Finger

The image shows a grid of nine photos. The top row shows three photos of a young man's face with a neutral expression. The center photo shows him wearing glasses, and the other two show him without glasses. The second row shows three different close-up views of a hand, with a finger in the center. The third row shows three images of the floor, with a close-up of the hand again in the center square.

Color

A meme showing three identical images of actor Hugh Jackman's face, side-by-side. The leftmost image is a vibrant purple, representing 'Hue Jackman'. The middle image is a very vibrant orange, representing 'Saturation Jackman'. The rightmost image is significantly faded and nearly grayscale, representing 'Lightness Jackman'. The text above the images reads: 'Hue Jackman and his brothers Saturation Jackman and Lightness Jackman'.

Flashlight

The image consists of two black-and-white illustrations of men wearing tuxedos. The left panel is captioned, "How you think you look when a flashlight is taken." The right panel is captioned, "How you really look."

Optical Illusion

A photograph split vertically down the middle. On the left side, there's a building wall, painted reddish-brown on the upper portion and textured grey concrete on the lower portion. On the right side, there's a calm blue sea with two boats, a sailboat and a motorboat, under a clear blue sky with some distant land visible on the horizon. The horizontal line dividing the two colors of the wall perfectly aligns with the horizon line separating the sea and the sky.

Team

A photograph of the Christian Universal Ministry team from 1980. The team members are wearing red and white uniforms with the word CUM printed on them.

Photoshop

Please tell me this is photoshopped

A bald man with glasses, wearing a studded leather harness and holding two bottles of Beefeater gin. The text at the bottom of the image reads: "WTF. I hope for his sake there is some photoshop involved here."

Face Rev

Face rev

A girl with light brown hair and blue eyes is wearing a hooded sweatshirt. She has a slightly puckered face. The picture is taken in front of a window with a rural landscape in the background.

Scarf

A tweet showing two images. The first one shows DMX with a gray scarf pulled up like a hood. The second shows a close-up of the scarf in a dark space with the reflective pattern of the scarf visible.

Photo

Me getting in the middle of my friends photo

An emu looks directly at the camera with a peacock displaying its feathers in the background.

Self

Self reveal (if you think the lighting is bad, it is.)

A person with brown hair and glasses looks at the camera. The lighting is dim.

Bird

A cartoon shows Big Bird, holding a camera, taking pictures of an ostrich in an enclosure. Below the image, text reads: "Big Bird photographs his enslaved bretheren, mocking them for their genetic inferiority." There is a sign in the ostrich enclosure that reads: "THE TALLEST BIRD IN THE WORLD".

Photography memes

Community

Picture of my dog bc why not

Let's collect the beautiful sunrise and sunset photos under this post!

Pictures