Photography jokes

Yo mama so fat her yearbook picture was a double-page spread.

What do you call an orphan taking a picture?

A family portrait.

What pictures do orphans take? Selfies.

What do you call an orphan taking a family photo? A selfie.

Would an orphan's family photo be considered a selfie?

Why was the turtle looking at her phone?

She wanted to take a shellfie.

What do you call a Chinese man with a camera?

Phill Ming.

What do you do when an orphan takes a family photo?

A selfie.

Is a selfie of an orphan a self-portrait or family photo?

What do you call an orphan taking a family photo?

A selfie.

What is it called when an orphan takes a selfie?

A family photo.

I wish my dad was home. I haven’t seen him since the shot of 2008.