When we take a family photo, you are the background.
I recently learned that it's politically incorrect to talk about taking part in a school shooting.
Apparently the term "school photos" is more acceptable.
Why did the rapper always carry a camera?
Because he wanted to "capture" the rap star!
What do we call a family photograph of an orphan?
A selfie.
What do you get when a topless blonde rubs sun tanning oil on a topless brunette?
Your camera.
How do you know you’re ugly?
If you always get handed the camera for group photos.
You're so cool that celebrities take pictures of you.
What do you call an orphan's family picture?
A selfie.
What did the bread photographer say to the toast? Say, "Toasted cheese!"
What do you call an orphan who takes a selfie?
A family portrait.
What’s it called when an orphan takes a selfie?
A family photo.
What do you call it when an orphan takes a photo of himself?
A family photo.
What do you call an orphan's family portrait?
A selfie.
What do you call a family picture for an orphan?
A selfie.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where the home is.
Also, what do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family photo.
What do dentists call their x-rays?
Tooth pics!
Your mom is so fat that the photographer had to go to the moon just to click the photo of her belly button.
Why did the orphan take a selfie?
Because he wanted a family portrait.
Horrible Jokes, Part One- A friend of mine got into photographing salmon in different clothing. He said he liked shooting fish in apparel.
What do you call an orphan family photo?
A selfie.
But wait, what family? He never had one.
