Photography

Photography Jokes

Orphan

Why can't the orphan take a family photo?

Answer: The orphan has no family to take a picture with.

Shooting

I recently learned that it's politically incorrect to talk about taking part in a school shooting.

Apparently the term "school photos" is more acceptable.

Rapper

Why did the rapper always carry a camera?

Because he wanted to "capture" the rap star!

Camera

What do you get when a topless blonde rubs sun tanning oil on a topless brunette?

Your camera.

Ugliness

How do you know you’re ugly?

If you always get handed the camera for group photos.

Toast

What did the bread photographer say to the toast? Say, "Toasted cheese!"

Orphan

What do you call it when an orphan takes a photo of himself?

A family photo.

Orphan

Why can't orphans play baseball?

They don't know where the home is.

Also, what do you call an orphan taking a selfie?

A family photo.

Mom

Your mom is so fat that the photographer had to go to the moon just to click the photo of her belly button.

Friend

Horrible Jokes, Part One- A friend of mine got into photographing salmon in different clothing. He said he liked shooting fish in apparel.