Photography

Photography jokes

Why can't the orphan take a family photo?

Answer: The orphan has no family to take a picture with.

I recently learned that it's politically incorrect to talk about taking part in a school shooting.

Apparently the term "school photos" is more acceptable.

What’s it called when an orphan takes a selfie?

A family photo.

Why can't orphans play baseball?

They don't know where the home is.

Also, what do you call an orphan taking a selfie?

A family photo.

Your mom is so fat that the photographer had to go to the moon just to click the photo of her belly button.

Horrible Jokes, Part One- A friend of mine got into photographing salmon in different clothing. He said he liked shooting fish in apparel.