Why did the rapper always carry a camera?
Because he wanted to "capture" the rap star!
What do you get when a topless blonde rubs sun tanning oil on a topless brunette?
Your camera.
How do you know you’re ugly? If you always get handed the camera for group photos.
You're so cool that celebrities take pictures of you.
What did the bread photographer say to the toast? Say, "Toasted cheese!"
What do you call a family picture for an orphan?
A selfie.
Your mom is so fat that the photographer had to go to the moon just to click the photo of her belly button.
Horrible Jokes, Part One- A friend of mine got into photographing salmon in different clothing. He said he liked shooting fish in apparel.
What do you call an orphan family photo?
A selfie.
But wait, what family? He never had one.
Wanna see a mistake go on camera and take a pic of you?
When an orphan takes a pic, is it known as a family picture? 📸
I photo bombed someones selfie and then they yelled "Why would you do that i was trying to take a family photo!"
Me to bully: You are so fat that when the satellite took the picture, you were considered as an island.
Bully: (Speechless)
what do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
a family photo.
Your friend is so fat, when he took the group pic, he was the background.
What do you call a Chinese man with a camera?
Phill Ming.
What is it called when an orphan takes a selfie?
Family photo.
Off-topic, but why is the picture in the baby category feet? And nasty feet at that? What am I, Dan Schneider?
What is Instagram called in USA?
Instaounce.
When an orphan takes a photo, it’s also a family portrait!
Btw, if people find these offensive, why are you here? Why are you searching orphan jokes anyway?
