Photography jokes
If an orphan takes a selfie, isn't it basically a family portrait?
Three dead bodies are delivered to the mortuary one day. Each of them has a great big smile on their face.
The coroner examines the bodies and then calls the police to tell them what has happened.
"First body: Frenchman, 60, died of heart failure while making love to his mistress. Hence the enormous smile, Inspector," says the coroner.
"Second body: Scotsman, 25, won a thousand pounds on the lottery, spent it all on whisky. Died of alcohol poisoning, hence the smile."
The inspector then asks, "What about the third body?"
"Ah," says the coroner, "This is the most unusual one. Billy-Bob the redneck from Oklahoma, 30, struck by lightning."
"Why is he smiling then?" asks the inspector.
"He thought he was having his picture taken."
Why don’t Chinese people model? Because it would look like the same model every time.
This orphan showed me a family photo.
But it was just a selfie.
What do you call it when an orphan takes a selfie?
A family photo.
Me in group photo:
What do you call an orphan's family photo?
A selfie.
What is it called when an orphan takes a selfie?
Family photo.
What do you call an orphan that takes a selfie?
A family portrait.
What is the orphan's version of a family portrait?
A selfie.
What do you call it when an orphan takes a picture?
A family portrait/A selfie.
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family portrait.
Q: What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A: A family picture.
What do you call an orphan's selfie?
A family portrait.
What do you get when a topless blonde rubs sun tanning oil on a topless brunette?
Your camera.
You're so cool that celebrities take pictures of you.
What is a selfie of an orphan called?
A family photo.
What do cheetahs say?
"Cheese-ah!"
I recently learned that it's politically incorrect to talk about taking part in a school shooting.
Apparently the term "school photos" is more acceptable.
What type of pictures do orphans take?
Selfies.
Joe Mama so dumb, I took a picture of her last Christmas, and it is still printing.