Photography jokes
What do you call a picture of an orphan?
A family photo.
What do you call an orphan who takes a selfie?
A family portrait.
Your mom is so fat that the photographer had to go to the moon just to click the photo of her belly button.
I photo bombed someone's selfie, and then they yelled, "Why would you do that? I was trying to take a family photo!"
What do you call a selfie that an orphan takes?
A family picture.
What does an orphan call a family photo taking a selfie?
What does an orphan call a family picture?
"A selfie."
What is a photographer's favorite card game?
SNAP!
Jim was caught beating a man up. Brooklyn took a picture of his license plate with her phone and told him, "Your life is ruined!" So Jim took a picture of her, and the next thing you know, he said, "Now my phone is ruined!"
If an orphan takes a selfie, it is a family photo.
What do you call it when orphans take a family photo? A selfie!
What do you call it when an orphan takes a picture?
A family portrait/A selfie.
Q: What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A: A family picture.
Your friend is so fat, when he took the group pic, he was the background.
What type of pictures do orphans take?
Selfies.
What is a selfie of an orphan called?
A family photo.
What is it called when an orphan takes a selfie?
A family photo.
How much does a hipster weigh?
About an Instagram.
Why did the orphan take a selfie?
Because he wanted a family portrait.
What do orphans call a family photo?
A selfie.