Photography jokes
What do you call an orphan who takes a selfie?
A family portrait.
How much does a hipster weigh?
About an Instagram.
What do you call a picture of an orphan?
A family photo.
What do you call a selfie that an orphan takes?
A family picture.
Your friend is so fat, when he took the group pic, he was the background.
Memes
What is a photographer's favorite card game?
SNAP!
What does an orphan call a family picture?
"A selfie."
Jim was caught beating a man up. Brooklyn took a picture of his license plate with her phone and told him, "Your life is ruined!" So Jim took a picture of her, and the next thing you know, he said, "Now my phone is ruined!"
If an orphan takes a selfie, it is a family photo.
I photo bombed someone's selfie, and then they yelled, "Why would you do that? I was trying to take a family photo!"
What does an orphan call a family photo taking a selfie?
Q: What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A: A family picture.
What do you call it when orphans take a family photo? A selfie!
What do you call it when an orphan takes a picture?
A family portrait/A selfie.
What is a selfie of an orphan called?
A family photo.
What is it called when an orphan takes a selfie?
A family photo.
What type of pictures do orphans take?
Selfies.
Your mom is so fat that the photographer had to go to the moon just to click the photo of her belly button.
What do orphans call a family photo?
A selfie.
If an orphan took a photo, what would it be considered?
Not a family photo.