Your friend is so fat, when he took the group pic, he was the background.
Your mom is so fat that the photographer had to go to the moon just to click the photo of her belly button.
What do orphans call a family photo?
A selfie.
What do you call a selfie taken by an orphan?
A family portrait.
Why did the orphan take a selfie?
Because he wanted a family portrait.
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
Family photo! :)
If an orphan took a photo, what would it be considered?
Not a family photo.
What's an orphan's selfie called?
A family portrait.
I saw an orphan take a selfie... oh man, that was one alone family photo.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where the home is.
Also, what do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family photo.
What is the oldest animal in the world?
A zebra—it is black and white.
What kind of pictures do turtles take?
Shelfies.
Man: I'm here for the job interview.
Employer: Oh good, good. Sit down. We don't get many people for the interviews.
Man: Just anywhere?
Employer: Yeah, make yourself comfortable. Jackson, right?
Man: Yeah, that's me.
(Shakes hands and sits back down)
Employer: So what makes you eligible for the job, Jackson?
Man: Well, I'm really good at capturing the perfect shot and angle. It really takes dedication to do this type of job. Concentration and willpower, sir.
Employer: I like you already, you're hired!
Man: Wow, thanks, sir. I know I won't do you wrong. I'll work hard for this job!
Employer: You start now! Your first person is a man named John F Kennedy.
Man: What? You want me to just take pictures of him during the parade?
Employer: No.
Man: This... This is a photography job, right?
Employer: No... this is a job employment for man hunting.
when ever you see an orphan taking a selfie photo bomb him and say "family photo"
When an orphan takes a photo, it’s also a family portrait!
Btw, if people find these offensive, why are you here? Why are you searching orphan jokes anyway?
What do you get when a topless blonde rubs sun tanning oil on a topless brunette?
Your camera.
What do cheetahs say?
"Cheese-ah!"
Wanna see a joke? Open the front-facing camera.
When an orphan takes a picture, it’s a family portrait.
If an orphan took a photo, what would it be called?
A self-me.
