Photography jokes
I photo bombed someone's selfie, and then they yelled, "Why would you do that? I was trying to take a family photo!"
What do you call an orphan that takes a selfie?
A family portrait.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where the home is.
Also, what do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family photo.
What do you call a picture of an orphan?
A family photo.
What do cheetahs say?
"Cheese-ah!"
Face rev
What did the bread photographer say to the toast? Say, "Toasted cheese!"
When an orphan takes a selfie, is that its family photo?
If an orphan took a photo, what would it be considered?
Not a family photo.
What kind of pictures do turtles take?
Shelfies.
What do you call an orphan who takes a selfie?
A family portrait.
What do you call it when orphans take a family photo? A selfie!
Your mom is so fat that the photographer had to go to the moon just to click the photo of her belly button.
What do you call an orphan family photo?
A selfie.
Your mama's so fat, she needed NASA to make her ID card!
Why don’t Chinese people model? Because it would look like the same model every time.
What do you call an orphan's family portrait?
A selfie.
When an orphan takes a selfie, it's technically a family photo. :)
What do you call an orphan's family portrait?
A selfie.
When an orphan takes a family photo, it's called a selfie.
What do you call an orphan's family photo?
A selfie.