Photography jokes
What is it called when an orphan takes a family photo? A selfie.
What do you do when an orphan takes a family photo?
A selfie.
I tried to take a picture of some fog. I mist.
What do you call a family picture for an orphan?
A selfie.
What do you call an orphan family photo?
A selfie.
But wait, what family? He never had one.
Memes
When you take a Selfie of your new Vehicle...
When an orphan takes a pic, is it known as a family picture? 📸
If an orphan takes a selfie, isn't it basically a family portrait?
What kind of family pictures do orphans take?
Selfies!!
I recently learned that it's politically incorrect to talk about taking part in a school shooting.
Apparently the term "school photos" is more acceptable.
Orphans are really out here taking selfies.
Nah bro, that's a family photo.
What pictures do orphans take? Selfies.
When an orphan takes a selfie, it's a family photo.
Where does Spider-Man keep his pictures?
On a website.
What do you call an orphan family photo?
A selfie.
What do you call an orphan taking a picture?
A family portrait.
I went to see my grandfather in the hospital because I wanted to get to know him better before he passed, maybe take a selfie with him. But when I got there my phone died, so I unplugged a vacuum to plug in my phone. And it turns out he only knows Spanish, so when he kept saying, "Me desconectaste el soporte de mi vida," I thought he wanted water. But when I got back with the water he was asleep, and now my phone was charged, so I translated what he said. And it was, "You unplugged my life support." That's when I called the doctor...
Good news is, I got one sick selfie!
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
... family photo.
Yo mama so fat, I took a picture of her and she was on both sides of it.
Your mama is so fat, the photo I took of her last Christmas is still printing.
Horrible Jokes, Part One- A friend of mine got into photographing salmon in different clothing. He said he liked shooting fish in apparel.