What kind of family pictures do orphans take?
Selfies!!
If an orphan takes a selfie, isn't it basically a family portrait?
I tried to take a picture of some fog. I mist.
What do you call a family picture for an orphan?
A selfie.
What do you call an orphan family photo?
A selfie.
But wait, what family? He never had one.
Orphans are really out here taking selfies.
Nah bro, that's a family photo.
What pictures do orphans take? Selfies.
Where does Spider-Man keep his pictures?
On a website.
When an orphan takes a selfie, it's a family photo.
What do you call an orphan family photo?
A selfie.
I went to see my grandfather in the hospital because I wanted to get to know him better before he passed, maybe take a selfie with him. But when I got there my phone died, so I unplugged a vacuum to plug in my phone. And it turns out he only knows Spanish, so when he kept saying, "Me desconectaste el soporte de mi vida," I thought he wanted water. But when I got back with the water he was asleep, and now my phone was charged, so I translated what he said. And it was, "You unplugged my life support." That's when I called the doctor...
Good news is, I got one sick selfie!
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
... family photo.
Yo mama so fat, I took a picture of her and she was on both sides of it.
Emos do take shots of themselves .. not with a camera tho
What is thanos's favorite video game? Pokèmon snap
When she saw her first strands of grey hair she thought she'd dye.
So, she went to see the "You Should Be Shot" - Photography Studio
Why don’t Chinese people model because it would look like the same model every time
What is Instagram called in USA? Instaounce.
I photo bombed someones selfie and then they yelled "Why would you do that i was trying to take a family photo!"
Jim was caught beating a man up. Brooklyn took a picture of his license plate with her phone and told him your life is ruined. So Jim took a picture of her and the next thing you know he said is NOW MY PHONE IS RUINED.
