Photography jokes
What does an orphan call a family picture?
Answer: a selfie.
When she saw her first strands of grey hair, she thought she'd dye.
So, she went to see the "You Should Be Shot" Photography Studio.
What do you call an orphan taking a family photo? A selfie.
What do you call an orphan family photo?
A selfie.
What do you call a selfie of an orphan? A family photo.
What do you call an orphan taking a picture?
A self-portrait.
What do you call an orphan's family photo?
A selfie.
You know you're ugly when you get handed the camera every time your friends have a group picture.
What do you call an orphan family photo?
A selfi.
Your mama is so fat, the photo I took of her last Christmas is still printing.
What is Instagram called in USA?
Instaounce.
What do you call an orphan that takes a selfie?
A family portrait.
What is the orphan's version of a family portrait?
A selfie.
When an orphan takes a selfie, is that their family photo?
When an orphan takes a selfie, is that its family photo?
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family portrait.
Why was the picture in jail? Because it got framed!
What do you call an orphan's selfie?
A family portrait.
What do you call an orphan's family picture?
A selfie.
Last Christmas, I took a picture of your mom.
It's still printing.