Photography jokes
This orphan showed me a family photo.
But it was just a selfie.
What does an orphan call a family picture?
Answer: a selfie.
When she saw her first strands of grey hair, she thought she'd dye.
So, she went to see the "You Should Be Shot" Photography Studio.
What do you call a selfie of an orphan? A family photo.
What do you call an orphan taking a picture?
A self-portrait.
Their family portrait is also a dating app.
What do you call an orphan's family photo?
A selfie.
You know you're ugly when you get handed the camera every time your friends have a group picture.
What do you call an orphan family photo?
A selfi.
Why don’t Chinese people model? Because it would look like the same model every time.
Your mama's so fat, she needed NASA to make her ID card!
Your mama is so fat, the photo I took of her last Christmas is still printing.
What is the orphan's version of a family portrait?
A selfie.
What is Instagram called in USA?
Instaounce.
What do you call an orphan that takes a selfie?
A family portrait.
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family portrait.
When an orphan takes a selfie, is that its family photo?
When an orphan takes a selfie, is that their family photo?
Why was the picture in jail? Because it got framed!
What do you call an orphan's selfie?
A family portrait.