What do you get when a topless blonde rubs sun tanning oil on a topless brunette?
Your camera.
What do you call an orphan selfie?
A family photo.
Off-topic, but why is the picture in the baby category feet? And nasty feet at that? What am I, Dan Schneider?
What did the bread photographer say to the toast? Say, "Toasted cheese!"
Why did the rapper always carry a camera?
Because he wanted to "capture" the rap star!
Wanna see a mistake go on camera and take a pic of you?
This isn't really a joke, but it's true. Your picture for your funeral may have already been taken :)
What pictures did turtles take?
Shell-fies!
