Photography jokes
what do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
a family photo.
Yo mama is so ugly, when she goes to the photographer, he shoots himself.
What do you call an orphan taking a picture of themself?
A family photo.
How do you know when you're disliked?
When they always give you the camera for group photos.
Horrible Jokes, Part One- A friend of mine got into photographing salmon in different clothing. He said he liked shooting fish in apparel.
When an orphan takes a selfie, is that its family photo?
What do you call an orphan's family photo?
A selfie.
Your mama is so fat, the photo I took of her last Christmas is still printing.
When we take a family photo, you are the background.
What do you call an orphan family photo?
A selfie.
But wait, what family? He never had one.
What is an orphan's family photo?
A selfie.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where the home is.
Also, what do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family photo.
Your friend is so fat, when he took the group pic, he was the background.
What is Thanos's favorite video game?
Pokémon Snap.
I went to see my grandfather in the hospital because I wanted to get to know him better before he passed, maybe take a selfie with him. But when I got there my phone died, so I unplugged a vacuum to plug in my phone. And it turns out he only knows Spanish, so when he kept saying, "Me desconectaste el soporte de mi vida," I thought he wanted water. But when I got back with the water he was asleep, and now my phone was charged, so I translated what he said. And it was, "You unplugged my life support." That's when I called the doctor...
Good news is, I got one sick selfie!
How do you know you’re ugly?
If you always get handed the camera for group photos.
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family portrait.
Overall, I'd say my career as a photographer has been a bit of a blur.
Yo mama is so fat, she takes her selfies in panoramic mode.
Why can't the orphan take a family photo?
Answer: The orphan has no family to take a picture with.