Photography jokes
Yo mama so fat her yearbook picture was a double-page spread.
What’s it called when an orphan takes a selfie?
A family photo.
What do dentists call their x-rays?
Tooth pics!
What do you call a terrorist attack in Iraq? A selfie!
What do you call a selfie of an orphan? A family photo.
Memes
What do you call an orphan taking a picture?
A self-portrait.
What do you call an orphan's family photo?
A selfie.
You know you're ugly when you get handed the camera every time your friends have a group picture.
What do you call an orphan family photo?
A selfi.
What is the orphan's version of a family portrait?
A selfie.
What is Instagram called in USA?
Instaounce.
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family portrait.
When an orphan takes a selfie, is that its family photo?
When an orphan takes a selfie, is that their family photo?
What do you call an orphan that takes a selfie?
A family portrait.
Your mama is so fat, the photo I took of her last Christmas is still printing.
Why was the picture in jail? Because it got framed!
What do you call an orphan's selfie?
A family portrait.
What do you call an orphan's family picture?
A selfie.
Last Christmas, I took a picture of your mom.
It's still printing.