Photography jokes
This orphan showed me a family photo.
But it was just a selfie.
What does an orphan call a family picture?
Answer: a selfie.
What do you call an orphan taking a family photo? A selfie.
When she saw her first strands of grey hair, she thought she'd dye.
So, she went to see the "You Should Be Shot" Photography Studio.
What do you call a selfie of an orphan? A family photo.
Memes
What do you call an orphan taking a picture?
A self-portrait.
What do you call an orphan's family photo?
A selfie.
You know you're ugly when you get handed the camera every time your friends have a group picture.
What do you call an orphan family photo?
A selfi.
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family portrait.
What do you call an orphan that takes a selfie?
A family portrait.
When an orphan takes a selfie, is that its family photo?
When an orphan takes a selfie, is that their family photo?
What is the orphan's version of a family portrait?
A selfie.
What is Instagram called in USA?
Instaounce.
Why was the picture in jail? Because it got framed!
What do you call an orphan's selfie?
A family portrait.
What do you call an orphan's family picture?
A selfie.
Last Christmas, I took a picture of your mom.
It's still printing.
How much does a hipster weigh?
About an Instagram.