Pet

Pet Jokes

Once there was a woman who had a husband and a dog, the husband dies. The dog would always sleep under the bed and when the woman would go to sleep, she'd put her hand down and the dog would like it to say she/he was alright. One night it was thunder storming. She put her hand down and the dog licked normally. She heard the dog whimper so she put her hand down like normal, as the dog always does he/she likes her hand.

Then she heard dripping coming from the bathroom so she went to go stop the leaking that might be coming from the tap. But the tap wasn't on, nor was it dripping. She turns on the light and looks up at the roof to see if the roof was leaking but turns out her dog was hung by its head above the bathtub.

On the mirror it said, "Humans can like too", in the dogs blood.

This is a true story, don't be afraid to look it up!

Doc: can I help u? Girl: doctor I have pain in my heart? Doc: when did it begin? Girl: right now ( seeing hem like doll ). Doc: hh..do you like me? I know I am handsome... Girl: No, donā€™t get me wrong. U just look like someone I know. Doc: Who is that? Is ur boyfriend? Girl: No, itā€™s my pet ( rabbit) his name is Rokie.

Q: If a cat says to a dog all dogs are liars and the dog says to the cat all cats are liars what does it mean?

A; It means cats and dogs can talk.

My mom wanted me to brush my hair.

And I just told her that even pet animals don't like there hare brushed...

My wife got mad at me because I took our life savings and brought golden retrievers.

Like bitch we can get gold because of these golden retrievers.