What would be a pets favorite thing to click on on this website?
Cat-egories.
Get it?
Why do cats like to sleep on the floor?
Cuz it's a car-PET.
What do you get when you cross cow DNA with human DNA? Kicked out of the petting zoo
I was in class and we had to chose another term for words we use everyday, for kid I chose child for dig I chose pet and for wife I chose dishwasher
When you can’t have Chinese food because you don’t have any pets,
Just eat African food, you have plenty of neighbors!
Whats wrong with asian pet stores? Theres no pets
A man walks into a bar with his pet octopus and proudly claims the animal can play any musical instrument. The bartender pulls out a guitar from behind the bar and gives it to the octopus, which plays an amazing solo. Just then a scotsman walks into the bar with a set of bagpipes. The octopus grabs the instrument and wrestles around with it on the ground, flailing about making a horrible sound. The bartender says "Hey, looks like he can't play that!", and the octopus says, "Play it? As soon as I get it's pajamas off, I'm gonna fuck it!"
Once there was a woman who had a husband and a dog, the husband dies. The dog would always sleep under the bed and when the woman would go to sleep, she'd put her hand down and the dog would like it to say she/he was alright. One night it was thunder storming. She put her hand down and the dog licked normally. She heard the dog whimper so she put her hand down like normal, as the dog always does he/she likes her hand.
Then she heard dripping coming from the bathroom so she went to go stop the leaking that might be coming from the tap. But the tap wasn't on, nor was it dripping. She turns on the light and looks up at the roof to see if the roof was leaking but turns out her dog was hung by its head above the bathtub.
On the mirror it said, "Humans can like too", in the dogs blood.
This is a true story, don't be afraid to look it up!
Why do white people colonise everything?
To steal a culture for themselves, something other than fornicating with anything that moves including their own children and pets which they already do.
Yo mama so hairy that when she go the hair solon they say no pets allow
me, smashes mouse after losing a match, everybody at the pet race: :O
Why did the rapper go to the pet store?
To buy a dog for his BARK TRACKS
Why do white people own so many pets ?
Cuz they can't own people anymore.
A sister went to her brothers room and says Sr:am scared can I sleep with you Br:yes siso Sr:what is this (pointing at his dick) Br:my pet 🐍 Sr:can I pet it Br:yes He wake up in a 🏥 Br:what happened Sr:your 🐍spit on me so I bit his head of Br:you dummy Sr:whaaat
What do you say to your pet when your super tired, slow, and worn out?
I'm totally dogging it today...
My mom ate my food, So I ate her pet hamster ;}
My pet parrot had an accident and lost both his wings...he is being very brave about it though...he is totally unflappable
Omg wassup dude why does your hair look just like a young whoopi Goldberg from the color purple them damn stanky looking corn bread rows on your head you look like a damn cheetah pet che che che cheetah they available at Wal-Mart dollar tree target and kroger.
