What do you call a cat with two legss instead of four Dead and without use that's what I feel like
What did the rapper name his new DOG?
Lil Bark
When a cat gets a sibling do they say Oh shit another mew kid?!?!?!?!
I asked my now ex boyfriend why he’s scared of my cat. He said it was because of the scratches on my arm.
I told him that my cat doesn’t scratch, but he didn’t believe me. He realised what I meant when he noticed I kept hiding my wrist from everyone else.
(Kinda based on the fact that my ex is indeed scared of cats, and he has been scared of my cat so yeah 😂)
What did one ☝️ cat 🐈 say to the other? Happy 😃
my cat is is red and brown and her bones are crunchy so does that mean she is a kit kat
What time do dogs 🐕 get a walk done ✅? Time to walk with you’re dog 🐶
What is a dog 🐕 that is awesome? A smart dog 🐶
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What did the skeleton say to his dog at dinner time bone appetit
What do you give a dog with a fever?
Mustard, it's the best thing for a hot dog!
What do you say to your pet when your super tired, slow, and worn out?
I'm totally dogging it today...
My dad said wheres pickles the family cat i said im sorry to say hes in the sky, oh i see he passed away no i strapped him to 20 fireworks
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Why did the rapper go to the pet store?
To buy a dog for his BARK TRACKS
What's a rapper's favorite type of pet?
A RHYMING PARROT
My mom ate my food, So I ate her pet hamster ;}
My pet parrot had an accident and lost both his wings...he is being very brave about it though...he is totally unflappable
what happens when you eat a cat I love to eat cats for dinner
What's a rapper's favorite kind of pet?
A BOOMBOXER
