A man was walking home but felt tired so took a short cut through the cemetery. He then heard a tap tap then out of the corner of his eye he saw a man with a hammer hitting the tombstone the man said "you scared me I thought you were a ghost" the other person mumbled "they spelt my name wrong"
Same old boring ass day, until a person Parkinson's fainted and got everyone's attention. He really shook things up today.
(whats the quickest way to get to the hospital? - just stand in the middle of a busy road) (whats red and bad for your teeth? - a brick) (what do my dad and nemo have in common? - the both can't be found) (what do you do after raping a deaf person? - cut their fingers off so they don't tell anyone) ( MORE JOKES COMING SOON LMAO ;] )
The last Words of a depressive Person are:"Yay,Freedom"
What’s one of the worst motivational things to say to a suicidal person?
“Hang in there!”
What did god say to the black person Oops I burned one😳
Not racist just funny
I'm such a good babysitter because the last person I babysat was so flat.
what's a depressed person's favorite game? hangman
What do you call a depressed person holding a knife?
Freedom yay! (so funny ikr)
if a person kills their counselor does that mean that they don't need therapy no more
what's the worst thing to happen to a japanese person in ww2...being drafted as a kamikaze pilot or existing with a fat man or little boy
SO WHO DID IT the i.s.s teacher said. 1 hour before So let me ge............ Random person wait what you BROKE UP WITH HER. Me I SWEAR JHONNY THIS IS THE 3RD TIME YOU BUD INTO MY CONVERSATION SO..... HERE........ YOU........... GO *punches*
The last Words from a depressive Person are:"I finally see a Train"
is that a person over there Na its jesus
Me: knock, knock,
Other person: who’s there?
Me: Atch
Other person: Atch who
Me: Bless you
How does the Next Train Stop for a depressive Person? Death
What's the difference between a black person and a white person? Nothing, are u racist?
Person 1: Goodness, when is Michael Jackson going to stop eating these white chocolate truffles? He is already making a goddamn mess on his bed eating a few of them.
Person 2: Well, he cannot resist the little white balls.
How many midgets does it take to change a lightbulb
3. Because it’s the normal persons height
