Personal jokes
This person has Down syndrome.
What do you get if a disabled person falls off a building? Mashed potatoes.
Why can’t a blind person be a teacher? Because they can’t control their pupils.
What do you call a person with cancer?
A ghost with a body.
What does the depressed person say to the happy person?
"Damn, I wish I was on the stuff you're on, lol."
What do you say to an upset Down syndrome person?
I'd ask what's up, but it's definitely not you!
Listen, my brothers, if you see a photo of her with another person,
Just go to her house and shoot her with your AK47.
What do you call a person that [proudly] knows only one language? A bloody seppo.
What do you call a person that speaks five languages? A Euro waiter.
What do cannibals call a person that is running?
Fast food.
Why can’t you high five a Japanese person?
Because Logan Paul left him hanging.
What's the difference between a Black person and a white person?
Black people don't shoot up schools.
"Oh, you’re still talking? I thought background noise was supposed to fade out after a while. Must be tough waking up every day knowing your personality was a failed experiment."
I’m always the first person in line at school for lunch.
I just cut everyone.
What do you call a person who keeps making jokes about rappers?
An annoying prick whose black dad left him as a kid.
Person: Where's your mom and dad?
Orphan: :(
Are people too thick to realize the difference between a fruit, a vegetable, and a person?
Me: Knock knock.
Person: Who's there?
Me: No-one.
Person: No-one who?
Me:...........
What do you call a cow who's personality is down to Earth?
Ground beef.
Gwen, don't worry, everyone hates you, by the way! Have anything to say? Then who cares? You can't stop me.
Unknown person is going to give you a hint of who hates you...we were in a club, a meeting...btw this is you!
[Image of Gwen]
Later, Bitch!!!!!!!!
Did you hear about the person who died? I would tell you about him, but he died.