Personal jokes
What do you call a disabled person who gets high?
Baked potato.
How do you make a blind person jealous? You ask if it's a nice day out.
What kind of bath bomb does an emo person use?
A toaster.
My friend: You ever feel like life is pointless? *drives faster*
Me: Yea-
My friend: If you could die with one person, who would it be? *speeds up more*
Me: H-hey, you should slow down! Slow down, slow down! We're about to-
What do you call a transgender person? Nintendo Switch.
Memes
God: You're gonna have 2 parents.
Orphan: Double it and give it to the next person.
I work in a garage, and yesterday a gay person came up to me and said, "Why won't my car go straight?"
Asians love it when a British person says "Rice!"
If you want KFC, pour water on a poor person outside our restaurant and film it.
What do you call a non-binary person that is lactose intolerant?
Non-buy dairy.
What do a blind person and an orphan have in common?
They both cannot see their family.
What is the best game for a deaf person?
Charades.
You know how bad of a person you are when you figure out how long you wait to smash. For me and my girlfriend, it was between the first plane crash and the last tower falling.
I asked a black man on the street if a white person paints their face black, it’s considered racist, but if a black person paints their face white, will the cops treat them better?
I called an Asian person and asked, 'Is this Mister Wing?' 'No.'
I called once more and asked, 'Is this Mister Wong?' 'No.'
I guess I 'winged the Wong number.'
I got told I'm too mean and that I need to think before I speak. So now I take a couple minutes and think of what will REALLY piss the other person off.
what do you call an emo person who's not depressed?
dead.
What do you get when you cross a Jewish person?
Christianity.
Can you imagine the last thing that went through the minds of 9/11 victims?
Well, probably the person in front of them.
What do you call an autistic person? Names.
I'm autistic myself, so don't go crying in my comment section.