Personal jokes
I see all these 9/11 jokes, and I’m disgusted. I personally won’t make a 9/11 joke because they have a tendency to crash and burn.
What do you call a fat, lazy person who smokes weed? A baked potato.
Rules of Dark humor:
1. All subject matter can be used, nothing is off limits.
2. No saying "Me" or "My Life" as a joke. Nobody finds those funny. We want actual good and meaningful jokes.
3. Don't Repeat Previously Posted Jokes. If you are saying the same joke that the person right before you posted you are just begging for attention and nobody by any means likes that.
I will add more in the future and be frequent on this site.
- Sincerely, Zane
Why can't a homeless person be seen around your wife?
Because she'll ask for her cardboard box! Ahahah.
I set a gay person on fire. We now call him LGBBQ.
My true hero is the person who killed Hitler.
What's a depressed person's favorite drink?
A depresso espresso.
JK.
It's cyanide.
Listen, my brothers, if you see a photo of her with another person,
Just go to her house and shoot her with your AK47.
What does a person that’s high and Helen Keller have in common?
Both stare off into space.
Why was the short person a coward? They didn't stand up to challenges.
What do you call a cow who's personality is down to Earth?
Ground beef.
How do you help a suicidal person cheer up?
You tell them it's a leap of faith.
1st person: What do you call a blind pianist?
2nd person: What?
1st person: A pianist.
The reason why you have a high pitched voice is because you always sing opera.
What does a white person say when they're surrounded by black guys? "Hey, who turned the lights out?!"
See, this is the best thing about no such thing as vampires because I'd be the first person to say drinks are on me.
Knock, knock. Who's there? An armless person. Why? They got stumped on why they contacted you.
A lumberjack goes to a person's house.
Then he realized the tree was too big and was stumped and had to leaf.
What is the difference between a suicidal person and you? None, you are both dead on the inside.
What do you call an Indian?
Person in red. Cart a pack of Maltesers.