Personal Jokes

hey you person who's scrolling, pls leave your HONEST opinion on life. Do you think "life sucks" or "eh its okay." etc it can be short if you dont want to then that's okay.

What happened when the depressed person waved at a tree?

It left him hanging..

Orphans: were are my parents, random person: in the bed

Q: the person who makes it doesnt say what it is the person who receives it doesn't know what it is the person who knows what it is doesn't want it what am i? A: a baby

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A handicap person was making fun of me so I walked away

what do a school shooter and a person with gum have in common. ones the pull it out everyone wants to be there friend.

When you at a funeral and you laugh at the body...everyone stares and one person said isn ́t that your mom......?

What do you call a short person that goes to school?

A Sammie

What do you call a person with no nose and no body

Nobody knows

why was the short person a coward.they didnt stand up to challenges

What does a orphan have that a homeless doesn’t?

A home but what does a homeless person have that orphans don’t?

A parent

Person: So you know that persons name you say when you make a hoop, well he's dea Friend: Yeah John Wilkes Booth Person: How dare you say that he killed Abraham Lincoln. Friend: Terrible guy but he never missed a shot

Me: Knock Knock

Person: Who's there?

Me: No-one

Person: No-one who?

Me:...........

A person in NYC is shot every 5 minutes. Poor guy.

"Don't forget you are what you eat," said one person. "Then I should eat a skinny person." said the other.

guy: Say "I'm a man" every time I stop. person: guy: you walk into a bar. person: I'm a man guy:you meet a girl person: I'm a man guy:you and the girl go to a hotel\ person: I'm a man guy:you guys go on a bed person: I'm a man. guy:she whispers into your ear person:I'm a man