Personal Jokes

I always sucked at mazes. I found myself lost over and over again but if life is a labyrinth, I'd always find the escape. The final dead end, my personal favourite...

What do u call a white person having a seizure

A vanilla shake

What do you call a black person swimming?

Cursed Minecraft image.

When you decide to turn your high school into your personal shooting range but you don’t give any proper notice except for a bullet to the head...

Person 1: Goodness, when is Michael Jackson going to stop eating these white chocolate truffles? He is already making a goddamn mess on his bed eating a few of them.

Person 2: Well, he cannot resist the little white balls.

me:why did the chicken cross the road

person:why

me:because he wanted to

How to kill a blind person. Give them a gun and tell them its a hairdryer.

What’s one of the worst motivational things to say to a suicidal person?

“Hang in there!”

Person 1: stop making suicidal jokes!? Person 2: okay okay, I’ll cut it out. Person 1: really? Person 2: their not even that deep.

Did you hear about the person who got hit in the head with a soda can? Good thing it was a "Soft" drink

What's the differnce between Batman and a gay person What batman has no one to call daddy

What's the difference between a black person and an apple? An apple chooses to hang.

I called the suicide hotline at Iraq, the person got exited and asked if I can drive a truck.

What happened when the depressed person waved at a tree?

It left him hanging..

Orphans: were are my parents, random person: in the bed

What is the difference between harry houdini and everyone else in my life, harry was the only person not to disappear

is it just me or your the prettiest person I seen today

Person: Bro, you have a bad and stupid life. Me: Yeah it was all good till you were here! Person: WTF!

hey you person who's scrolling, pls leave your HONEST opinion on life. Do you think "life sucks" or "eh its okay." etc it can be short if you dont want to then that's okay.