What do you call a person with one arm one leg one eye and one ear ONESY “Hey dad how do you kill a star?” -give them drugs
Man, I’m so sorry that Steven Hawking is dead he was such a good person. To bad it’s a stair case to Heaven and not a ramp
Three people died and went to Hell. One of them is from America, the second guy is from Germany, and the third guy is from Afghanistan. The devil lets each person make a phone call to their loved ones in the country they came from, but they will be charged. The American spends 10 minutes on the phone and is charged $20. The German spends 12 minutes on the phone and is charged $24. The man from Afghanistan spends half an hour on the phone and is charged nothing. The other two guys asked the devil why. The devil responded: "Local calls are free."
How does a blind person know when a skydive has finished.
The dog lead went slack
Person A: Where do you come from? Person B: Liberia Person A: *speaks softer* oh sorry, do you come from?
What’s the difference between cereal and a baby?
I personally think cereal is not nutritious
What do you call a person who's afraid of Santa? Klaustrophobic
when a person is thinking of a high number in Roblox -smashes keyboard-
The teacher says to do your homework. I do. my friends do. one person never does any of his homework.
eventually we had to have fun. He said he didn't do it. WOW what did he do? I like to think he got smacked and nearly commit suicide.
You know, it's only considered murder if there's a body. Otherwise, it's just a missing person.
A magician is driving but then he "turns" into a driveway. If u get this joke...u have no personality...at all. Send all the help u can get :).
What's an emo person's least favorite game? Cut The Rope.
Imagine if you were an Arabic person shopping at Walmart with your son. Now imagine he got lost and you had to start calling out his name.
...Now imagine his name is Allahu Akbar
My true hero is the person who killed Hitler
That one person who can never bring a smile to your face..
Until you push them down 3 flights of stairs.
How do you blow up an Indian person?
You press the red button.
What turns red, blue then white? The last person that I'd strangle.
What would you call a person who hides in a a house for 24 hours and then kills them morgz.
*a married woman gets hit by a truck and the cops tell her husband Cop: sir, it looks like your wife’s been hit by a truck Man; I know but she has a great personality
What do you call a person with no arms or legs lying face first in a river? BOB What do you call two people with no arms or legs standing in front of a window? Curt and Rod
