Personal Care jokes

Razor

If you're gonna razor yourself, you might as well have shaving cream.

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Soap

So uh, I did this thing where I put soap on my brother's toothbrush, and then I put more on and colored it to make it look like toothpaste, and uh, he is constipated now. I AM EVIL :3

Make-up

Keep smearing that make-up around your face, maybe you'll get somewhere with it.

Blind Person

Blind

How does a blind person know they've wiped their ass enough?

Shampoo

My friend's 4-year-old daughter made up this joke.

What kind of poo should you put in your hair?

Shampoo.

Memes

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