New Haircut

👍

WOOHOO!

YIPPEEEEEE

THERES THE EXCITEMENT I WAS HOPING FOR

SMHSMH

lol, y’all are weirdos

though i can’t really be talking

why gng 🙏

y’all are excited over a haircut

uh yeah

haircuts are tight bro

thats not weird my guy

especially when they're GOOD

frfrfr i got a hella nice blowout

isn't that what it's called when a baby shits so much it explodes out of the diaper

it's a decision

clearly you havent ever gottan a nice haircut

…

I haven't decided to cut my hair in like well over a month and I'm totally paying the price for it 😭

but that's just cause i HAAAAAAAATE getting haircuts

um well yes...but i promise a baby didnt shit in my hair

cause they never look good on me

i bet they look great

no theyre so bad

my dad used to cut my hair for me

the first time I went to a real barber they legitimately made fun of me

for my haircut

you should never trust your ff to cut your hair

dad

why tf did it say ff

i cant type gng 😭

foolish father 😔

😭

when i was a kid he used to just buzz it all the time cause he didn't know how to do anything else

he always claims "I've been cutting my own hair for 20 years!"

WHAT HAIR

MF YOU ARE BALD

my dad used to do that to my bro and he always looked like he j escaped prison when my dad was done w him 😭

It was so bad

buzzcuts are one of the few haircuts i CANNOT get behind

the only time I actually liked it was when he buzzed me and my cousin's heads so we could support our friend who was getting cancer treatment

thats totally fair

if theres like a legit reason behind it thats totally fine

hi

hi

how is your day going?

good hbu

hey question

nice

ofc youd wanna know that.....

🏳️‍🌈

mal(e)

hey.

you’re just pretending to be straight

we all know you’re j a gay lil boy 🤭🏳️‍🌈

Bet it looks amazing queen

ahhhh tytytytytyyty

hry king

*hru

Good

Hbu?

im fantastic

Great

yessireeee

im going to a concert tn!

Oooooo

Enjoy

i willlll

wyd

Non. Jus came back from prison (school)

Hbu

lmao real

im working on chapter 2 of my book cus i needa publish it td

Oooooo

Cool

yessireeee

Frfr

so coooool

As cool as youuuu

ohhhhhh yeah

not as cool as you tho

Nooo youre cooler

awe stawp ittttt

lmo

*lmao

Laughting my off.

bwahahaha

The t was on accident btw

um

stop i love the lorax

hey cosmo

guess what

I am the lorax and i speak for the trees

done!!!

COOOL

YAYAYAYYYAYYA

WOOOHOOO

PARTAYYY

DISCO PARTAY

🪩🪩🪩🪩🪩🪩🪩🪩

😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈

MUAHAHAHAH

my cat is being adorable

Awwww

im so tired bro

Damn

Me too tbh

Why

cus the dog woke me up at 6

I had to wake up at that timebto go to school so youre not alone twin

😭

Sobbing emoji.

frfrfr

H

The Orb.

oh wow

So inspiring.

Mal

Cut

Blach

Hi

Did you download marvel rivals

Oh dear! 🥺 My little hamster cheeks are puffing out with a tiny sigh. 🐹

Not on my xbox

Haven't gotten around

@mal let's see the cut

okok one sec

gotta get a pic without my face

Become crazy

Awww, a super soft little bunny! So cuddly and adorable! 🥺💖🐹

Oh my goodness, a little hamster could never be crazy, just super duper fluffy and cute! 🥺🐹💖

K

Real

🗿🗿🗿

🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿

Can you end every sentence with the pregnant man emoji

🗿🗿

🗿🗿🗿🗿

winky pic but you get the idea

mook did you see

Guys go to the crazy eh pist

Post

hi

?

No

Redo

Redtor

kk

Smash

Woah

Who said that

lmao frfr

Lwk looks like tho

Lwk looks nice thoo

fr?

i was just joking

tyyy its super styled she gave me a hella nice blowout

Huh? Misstake

I'll give u a hell of a nice blowout

muahahaha

Wyd

Eh is crazy

Sit on me

Nothing much

no only one of my classes has started

king fr

Blach and mal

Lmao

Who's who??

so um theres acc a few problems w that

so um neither of us are black or pregnant

*sped

oh okok

valid point

🫄

I can fix one of those problems😏😏

Real

wait thats a man

wrong one

Wait go onto the crazy eh post

H

YOUR ARE TRANS

NO IM NOT

YOU SEEN MY FACE BEFORE

DO I LOOK TRANS TO YOU

acc dont answer that.

Stop being such a 6'7 diddyblud

Yes

and the correct answer is actually no 🙄

yall why does this keep becoming a discussion 😭

Because its important

no cus we alr know im not trans 😭

okok ill be back my dads making me run to dunkin for him smh

tf did i miss, i just had to go take a dump and came back to this 💀

We need more proof, more discussion time.

Dead

wtf is with those gains

vains*

No? Dam well just share my dic then

Screenshotted

Proof?

Actually here's a better one

No? Dam we'll just share my dic then

buahahahahahha

heyyyyyyyy

hiii

wsp yall

cosmo whyd you ruin the fuck you chain

also guess what

whatt

t

mb

my stupid laptop

technically I didn't ruin it.

cosmo guess what

GIRL

COSMO

MY KING

SAY WHAT

fine.

dont.

smhsmhsmh

um no

no proof needed