What's an emo person's least favorite game??? Cut The Rope.
A funny joke scenario Person 1: Why didn't he skeleton go to the dance?
Person 2: Because he had no "body" to go with.
Person 1: Because he was ugly fat and nobody liked him
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Sally threw herself a birthday party, and only one person showed up. Who is it?
The grim reaper
whats sad and has no life .the person reding this
Person A: cmon person B, just be happy, smile Person B: over my dead body Person B: *gets the noose*
Random person: "Just turn the page and start over." Me: "I'm not sure if you're telling me to be gay or uhhhh die but both are good options."
How does a blind person know when a skydive has finished.
The dog lead went slack
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Stephen was a great person, and he will be greatly missed but I enjoy these jokes too much to not stop
Murder is the same as suicide except the other person is doing it for you
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One day, someone goes out into the forest to go hunting, and finds out there are a few others in the forest. He comes back the next day to learn he is the only person there. Where are the others?
They're in his freezer.
One day, two friends found a treasure map. So they decided try to find the treasure. After several hours they found the treasure, it was a suit that gives the person wearing it super strength. One of the friend wear the suit and hugs the other friend. They were both red.
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This is the true worst joke ever: What did the person say to the other guy when he met him? Hi!
A person laughs everyday. "Man," they say, "I'm glad I'm not an egg, otherwise I'd just CRACK MYseLf uP!
What do you call a person who wants to be punched a lot?
A clout chaser
search up "clout meaning" if you don't get it
Rules of Dark humor: 1. All subject matter can be used, nothing is off limits. 2. No saying "Me" or "My Life" as a joke. Nobody finds those funny. We want actual good and meaningful jokes. 3. Don't Repeat Previously Posted Jokes. If you are saying the same joke that the person right before you posted you are just begging for attention and nobody by any means likes that. I will add more in the future and be frequent on this site. - Sincerely, Zane
Snow everywhere, it's Christmas time. A person looks at the tree. The person: Only last thing left to hang! He grabs a noose.
