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Skeleton

A funny joke scenario.

Person 1: Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance?

Person 2: Because he had no "body" to go with.

Person 1: Because he was ugly, fat, and nobody liked him.

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  • Grim Reaper

    Sally threw herself a birthday party, and only one person showed up. Who is it?

    The grim reaper.

    Depression

    Person A: C'mon person B, just be happy, smile.

    Person B: Over my dead body.

    Person B: *gets the noose*

    Option

    Random person: "Just turn the page and start over."

    Me: "I'm not sure if you're telling me to be gay or uhhhh die but both are good options."

    Stephen Hawking

    Stephen was a great person, and he will be greatly missed, but I enjoy these jokes too much to not stop.

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  • Murder

    Murder is the same as suicide, except the other person is doing it for you.

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  • Fat Person

    A short person should never piss off a fat person taller than them. The fat person just has to lean slightly, and it's 9/11 all over again.

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  • Hunter

    One day, someone goes out into the forest to go hunting, and finds out there are a few others in the forest. He comes back the next day to learn he is the only person there.

    Where are the others?

    They're in his freezer.

    Guy

    This is the true worst joke ever:

    What did the person say to the other guy when he met him?

    Hi!

    Treasure

    One day, two friends found a treasure map. So they decided to try to find the treasure.

    After several hours they found the treasure. It was a suit that gives the person wearing it super strength. One of the friends wore the suit and hugged the other friend. They were both red.

    Egg

    A person laughs every day.

    "Man," they say, "I'm glad I'm not an egg, otherwise I'd just CRACK MYseLf uP!"

    Society

    What do you call a person who wants to be punched a lot?

    A clout chaser.

    Search up "clout meaning" if you don't get it.

    Dark Humor

    Rules of Dark humor:

    1. All subject matter can be used, nothing is off limits.

    2. No saying "Me" or "My Life" as a joke. Nobody finds those funny. We want actual good and meaningful jokes.

    3. Don't Repeat Previously Posted Jokes. If you are saying the same joke that the person right before you posted you are just begging for attention and nobody by any means likes that.

    I will add more in the future and be frequent on this site.

    - Sincerely, Zane

    Noose

    Snow everywhere, it's Christmas time. A person looks at the tree.

    The person: "Only the last thing left to hang!"

    He grabs a noose.

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