Person jokes

Trump

Trump should be grateful for DEI.

How else could a mentally handicapped person be elected President?

Knock

"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Knock, knock." "Knock, knock who?" "Can you let me in now?"

Text

You text someone to ask them why they snobbed you. Then they snob you again.

Memes

Nun

Person: "How many people have you had intercourse with?"

Me: "Nun."

Orphan

Person: You can't kill an orphan!

Me: What are they going to do, go tell their parents?

Poo

Dylan is so stinking when he goes for a poo poo! 😭🤣🤣

Blowjob

How is tightrope walking like getting a blowjob from someone ugly?

If you want to enjoy either, you absolutely can’t look down.

Technology

What does the long distance call and a Black person have in common?

They both don’t work.