Person jokes

Bro, they almost forgot you in the abortion bucket.

I don’t trust anyone who doesn’t feel like screaming.

I was the person that flew into the Twin Towers. I have two friends that are both twins, and whenever they speak, I tell them to shut up because if they don't, I'll make myself explode in them.

Whoever says a joke "is not a joke" should go commit bye die.

Kaleb: Addison, are you okay???

Addison: Not at all. People think I'm annoying and stupid! Do you?

Kaleb: Yes, once I pound you in the ass.

So, Stephen Hawking walked into a bar—oh, wait a minute! Rewind!

So, Stephen Hawking rolled into a bar......

"Hey, tie your shoes! I don’t want you falling for anyone else."

Person 1: Do you know Imagine Dragons?

Person 2: Yeah.

Person 1: Imagine draggin' these nuts across your face!

Some marriages can make short people look like Shaquille O'Neal.

What do you call a person with a fat brain?

A fat neek!

What did the chicken say when he saw a human running around uncontrollably?

"It's running around like a chicken with its head cut off!"

Why can't a homeless person win a baseball game?

They can't find home plate.

Bully: You're so short you hand-glide on a chip.

Short person: Well, at least I don’t look like a giraffe that just came out of an oven!

At 6, she wanted a happy mama.

At 8, she hated acting like a mom.

At 10, she wanted to see her own smile again.

At 11, she wanted to see her mom.

August 2020: LeafyIsHere gets terminated on Youtube for harassing Pokimane.

Billy, a toxic kid in Leafy's fanbase: "Imane's life is a joke, that's why I call her Jokeimane."

A person who simps for Pokimane: "And you look like you came from a farm, Hillbilly."

I walked in on my little sister when she was naked.

The thing I have to say is that my little sister is a big sister with big tits & ass with juicy lips upstairs & downstairs. I say whoever is going to be my brother-in-law is going to be a very happy person.

What does the long distance call and a Black person have in common?

They both don’t work.

What does the EPA issue when a person stinks up a room with their smelly farts?

Air quality alert code brown!

A fat homeless person begged me for food, so I said, "I can see your dinner. You had plenty!"

Whoever made WorstJokesEver is going to hell.