What did the chicken say when he saw a human running around uncontrollably?
"It's running around like a chicken with its head cut off!"
Person Jokes
Why can't a homeless person win a baseball game?
They can't find home plate.
Bully: You're so short you hand-glide on a chip.
Short person: Well, at least I don’t look like a giraffe that just came out of an oven!
At 6, she wanted a happy mama.
At 8, she hated acting like a mom.
At 10, she wanted to see her own smile again.
At 11, she wanted to see her mom.
August 2020: LeafyIsHere gets terminated on Youtube for harassing Pokimane.
Billy, a toxic kid in Leafy's fanbase: "Imane's life is a joke, that's why I call her Jokeimane."
A person who simps for Pokimane: "And you look like you came from a farm, Hillbilly."
I walked in on my little sister when she was naked.
The thing I have to say is that my little sister is a big sister with big tits & ass with juicy lips upstairs & downstairs. I say whoever is going to be my brother-in-law is going to be a very happy person.
If ignorance is bliss, BLESSEDBRIAN must be the happiest person alive.
Did you know that Jeffrey Dahmer was the first person to try Five Guys?
What does the long distance call and a Black person have in common?
They both don’t work.
What does the EPA issue when a person stinks up a room with their smelly farts?
Air quality alert code brown!
A fat homeless person begged me for food, so I said, "I can see your dinner. You had plenty!"
Whoever made WorstJokesEver is going to hell.
How is tightrope walking like getting a blowjob from someone ugly?
If you want to enjoy either, you absolutely can’t look down.
Why can't there be a gay disabled person?
Because a fruit can't be the same as a vegetable.
Dylan is so stinking when he goes for a poo poo! 😭🤣🤣
What is a disabled person's favorite type of comedy? Sit-down comedy!
Person: "How many people have you had intercourse with?"
Me: "Nun."
You look like a cat.
Person: You can't kill an orphan!
Me: What are they going to do, go tell their parents?
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Knock, knock." "Knock, knock who?" "Can you let me in now?"
