Person jokes

Opinion

No offense to anyone though. I don’t understand why everyone is bullying a person named Gwen?

My opinion is well “it’s just a regular person wanting to do jokes. You never know. It could be an adult or a kid.”

So leave her alone. Thank you. 😁

Blonde

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw spoons at her.

Memes

Pterodactyl

Literally no one: Why can't you hear the pterodactyl?

Random person: I don't know.

No one: BECAUSE THEY ARE EXTINCT!

Random person: Ha, cool, I guess.

Fear

Riddler: Riddle me this, are you scared of the big black?

Person: Big black what?

Riddler: ...

Person: I'm scared of what you mean because you won't tell me what you mean.

Text

You text someone to ask them why they snobbed you. Then they snob you again.

Friend

I was the person that flew into the Twin Towers. I have two friends that are both twins, and whenever they speak, I tell them to shut up because if they don't, I'll make myself explode in them.

Body

I dumped the dead, disabled person's body into a dumpster full of rats.

Spastic

On one hand he was fantastic and the other a spastic. You could say he was a fantastic spastic.