Person jokes
You're so fat that people say you're the biggest bird!
I was going to give him a nasty look, but he already had one.
You're so poor that homeless people feel sorry for you.
Say _______ is so flat that when someone hit them, they got a paper cut!
What do you call a blind person driving a car?
Died.
Memes
You bring everyone so much joy when you leave the room.
What do you call a person with no arms and legs?
You can call him whatever you want; he's not coming.
Stephen Hawking had a high I.Q., but still had to learn how to be disabled.
If a gay person is vegan, how does he have sex? He will keep getting meat stuck in his ass and in his throat.
You will never be as lazy as whoever named the fireplace.
On one hand he was fantastic and the other a spastic. You could say he was a fantastic spastic.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Stephen.
Can't you read? It says "No Hawking."
A person told an orphan to not move; otherwise, they would kill their parents. What did the orphan do?
It danced its a** off.
Yoav
What do you call a person with no body or a nose?
Nobody knows.
What do you call an idiot?
An absolute imbecile.
I dumped the dead, disabled person's body into a dumpster full of rats.
What does a depressed person say when they're happy?
"..."
Whenever someone calls me ugly, I get super sad and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.
Yo momma so stupid, when someone got cardiac arrest, she tried to put the person to court, and when the judge said "ORDER AT THE COURT," she thought it's a food court and ordered 20 Big Macs and got a heart attack.