Person jokes
No one is smart. I am smart.
There was a guy called John.
Orphan: Have you seen my mommy?
Person: Are you an orphan?
Orphan: Yes?
Person: SON SON??? IS THAT YOU MY LOVE?
Orphan: MOTHER!
Person: Let's go home!
Orphan: Uhhhh
*She was never to be seen again*
Looks like he got stuck in a sticky situation.
Abdi and Tunde are real.
A handicapped person and an orphan get into a fight. The orphan says, "At least I have two functional legs." The handicapped person says, "At least I have two functional parents."
I went to a depressed person and said, "Do you wanna hang with me?"
Like if you know someone is emo and comment "emo🇷🇺."
An LDS preacher knocks on the door with a chalice of wine offering to do the sacrament.
The person living there points and says, "Begone, foul blood-drinker!"
And promptly the preacher bursts into flames, leaving nothing but ash.
They call me Juan, they call me Jose, but I'm Juan person.
What happens when Helen Keller picks her nose?
She slurs her words...
Wow, Aiden, maybe you've been mean to Tenya. She is hurting, close to killing herself, but hey, I can pick your ass since, ya know, that is what I do!
Hey Qwen, it's me.
I'm weird.
Oliver
What was I saying again?
Person 1: Hey, did you hear about the circus fire?
Person 2: No.
Person 1: It was in-tents.
Gvido gubis.
Who's the smallest wife??
Micro-wife.
What's the quickest way to get to the hospital? Just stand in the middle of a busy road.
What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.
What do my dad and Nemo have in common? They both can't be found.
What do you do after raping a deaf person? Cut their fingers off so they don't tell anyone.
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