Person jokes
Talk to me if you're online.
You're so skinny, you can hula-hoop with Fruit Loops!
If an old person tells you what to do just say, "At least my parents are alive!"
Orphan: Have you seen my mommy?
Person: Are you an orphan?
Orphan: Yes?
Person: SON SON??? IS THAT YOU MY LOVE?
Orphan: MOTHER!
Person: Let's go home!
Orphan: Uhhhh
*She was never to be seen again*
There was a guy called John.
What happens when Helen Keller picks her nose?
She slurs her words...
An LDS preacher knocks on the door with a chalice of wine offering to do the sacrament.
The person living there points and says, "Begone, foul blood-drinker!"
And promptly the preacher bursts into flames, leaving nothing but ash.
They call me Juan, they call me Jose, but I'm Juan person.
Wow, Aiden, maybe you've been mean to Tenya. She is hurting, close to killing herself, but hey, I can pick your ass since, ya know, that is what I do!
I'm weird.
Hey Qwen, it's me.
Oliver
Who's the smallest wife??
Micro-wife.
Which falls faster, an apple or an emo kid?
The apple, because the emo kid is hanging.
I told my fam a joke.
They all looked at me weird and one person even said, "I’m sorry!"
I’m light as a feather, yet the strongest person can’t hold me for five minutes. What am I?
Yo mama so fat, she doesn't count as 1 person bro, she counts as 40 people.
It's not a hate crime if you don't hate the person.
Person 1: Hey, did you hear about the circus fire?
Person 2: No.
Person 1: It was in-tents.
Gvido gubis.