Person jokes
Which falls faster, an apple or an emo kid?
The apple, because the emo kid is hanging.
I told my fam a joke.
They all looked at me weird and one person even said, "I’m sorry!"
Q. What movie is a fat person most afraid of?
A. The Hunger Games.
The best way to tell a Hindu person and a Muslim person apart is asking them:
"Are you 7-Eleven or 9/11?"
It's not a hate crime if you don't hate the person.
Talk to me if you're online.
I’m light as a feather, yet the strongest person can’t hold me for five minutes. What am I?
You're so skinny, you can hula-hoop with Fruit Loops!
You look like Megamind, drug dealer.
The last words from a depressive person are: "I finally see a train!"
Person 1: Hey, did you hear about the circus fire?
Person 2: No.
Person 1: It was in-tents.
Gvido gubis.
Oliver
I went to a depressed person and said, "Do you wanna hang with me?"
A handicapped person and an orphan get into a fight. The orphan says, "At least I have two functional legs." The handicapped person says, "At least I have two functional parents."
Someone was bullying Stephen, so I said, "Why do you not stand up for yourself?"
What is the difference between an orphan and a homeless person? Nothing, haha.
If an old person tells you what to do just say, "At least my parents are alive!"
There was a guy called John.
No one is smart. I am smart.