On one hand he was fantastic and the other a spastic. You could say he was a fantastic spastic.
Person Jokes
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Stephen.
Can't you read? It says "No Hawking."
A person told an orphan to not move; otherwise, they would kill their parents. What did the orphan do?
It danced its a** off.
Yoav
What do you call a person with no body or a nose?
Nobody knows.
What do you call an idiot?
An absolute imbecile.
I dumped the dead, disabled person's body into a dumpster full of rats.
What does a depressed person say when they're happy?
"..."
Whenever someone calls me ugly, I get super sad and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.
Yo momma so stupid, when someone got cardiac arrest, she tried to put the person to court, and when the judge said "ORDER AT THE COURT," she thought it's a food court and ordered 20 Big Macs and got a heart attack.
Bro, they almost forgot you in the abortion bucket.
I don’t trust anyone who doesn’t feel like screaming.
I was the person that flew into the Twin Towers. I have two friends that are both twins, and whenever they speak, I tell them to shut up because if they don't, I'll make myself explode in them.
Whoever says a joke "is not a joke" should go commit bye die.
Kaleb: Addison, are you okay???
Addison: Not at all. People think I'm annoying and stupid! Do you?
Kaleb: Yes, once I pound you in the ass.
So, Stephen Hawking walked into a bar—oh, wait a minute! Rewind!
So, Stephen Hawking rolled into a bar......
"Hey, tie your shoes! I don’t want you falling for anyone else."
Person 1: Do you know Imagine Dragons?
Person 2: Yeah.
Person 1: Imagine draggin' these nuts across your face!
Some marriages can make short people look like Shaquille O'Neal.
What do you call a person with a fat brain?
A fat neek!
