Person jokes
I told my fam a joke.
They all looked at me weird and one person even said, "I’m sorry!"
The best way to tell a Hindu person and a Muslim person apart is asking them:
"Are you 7-Eleven or 9/11?"
Oliver
Who's the smallest wife??
Micro-wife.
Person 1: Hey, did you hear about the circus fire?
Person 2: No.
Person 1: It was in-tents.
Gvido gubis.
Looks like he got stuck in a sticky situation.
Abdi and Tunde are real.
An LDS preacher knocks on the door with a chalice of wine offering to do the sacrament.
The person living there points and says, "Begone, foul blood-drinker!"
And promptly the preacher bursts into flames, leaving nothing but ash.
What is the difference between an orphan and a homeless person? Nothing, haha.
Someone was bullying Stephen, so I said, "Why do you not stand up for yourself?"
A handicapped person and an orphan get into a fight. The orphan says, "At least I have two functional legs." The handicapped person says, "At least I have two functional parents."
I went to a depressed person and said, "Do you wanna hang with me?"
You're so skinny, you can hula-hoop with Fruit Loops!
I’m light as a feather, yet the strongest person can’t hold me for five minutes. What am I?
Talk to me if you're online.
It's not a hate crime if you don't hate the person.
Yo mama so fat, she doesn't count as 1 person bro, she counts as 40 people.
The last words from a depressive person are: "I finally see a train!"
You look like Megamind, drug dealer.