Person jokes
Kian. Legit, Kian is a joke.
What do you call a white person having a seizure?
A milkshake.
What do you call a Chinese rapist? Rae ping you.
What’s Stephen Hawking’s favorite food?
His shoulder.
- The emo went to give the tree a high five, but the emo was left hanging.
- How did the gay person die? Homicide.
- Why did the emo get kicked out of the amusement park? He was cutting in line.
- When does a joke turn into a dad joke? When it leaves and never comes back.
- I cried when my dad chopped onions. Onions was such a good dog.
- I have happy memories building sandcastles with my dad, until my mom took his urn away.
- How is the person over there different from cancer? His dad didn't beat cancer.
You look like Megamind, drug dealer.
I am a beautiful person.
Shut the hell up with all these Stephen Hawking jokes, hahah. I wanna kms.
What's a person with Down syndrome's favorite detergent?
Downy.
What do you call someone with a small dick... whoever is reading this 😉
You know, it's only considered murder if there's a body. Otherwise, it's just a missing person.
Why does no one die a virgin? Cause life fucks us all.
You're so skinny, you can hula-hoop with Fruit Loops!
Person 1: “You assume I’m gay because I have rainbow hair, I’m wearing a rainbow shirt, and I have a rainbow pride flag behind me?”
Person 2: “You assume I’m disabled because I have deformed arms and limbs, no legs, and I ride around in a wheelchair?”
How do you punish a blind kid?
Move to a new house.
Say _______ is so flat that when someone hit them, they got a paper cut!
Person 1: Wasn’t Stephen Hawking on X Factor?
Person 2: No, why would he be on X Factor?
Person 1: For dancing.
How can a person from Alabama tell that someone is an illegal immigrant?
If they are dating someone that isn't related to them.
What do you call a Japanese person when their knees are cured?
"Happynese" (happy knees).
You’re so short, you could sweep under your bed while standing.