Person jokes

As a brother, I have to report my sister has a few new symptoms that are going around, and those symptoms are that she has big titties, a sweet pussy, and a great personality.

What do you call a bald person on fire?

A fried egg.

What is a disabled person's favorite type of comedy? Sit-down comedy!

Ya make 10 paintings, you aren't an artist.

Ya make 20 meals, you aren't a chef.

But when I kill ONE PERSON, I'm a "horrible person" and a "menace to society."

What's the difference between a Chinese person and an old person?

One lasts long and another doesn't.

Why do you always high five the emo person? 'Cause you can't just leave them hanging.

If R. Kelly was a therapist:

14 year old: I hate my life.

R. Kelly: I feel you.

What's a depressed person's favorite game? Hangman.

If a person kills their counselor, does that mean that they don't need therapy anymore?

What do you get if a disabled person falls off a building? Mashed potatoes.

Me: Knock, knock.

Other person: Who’s there?

Me: Atch.

Other person: Atch who?

Me: Bless you!

What do you call a person that can't operate a wheelchair?

Stephen Hawking.

Guess the joke.

Your girlfriend.

I gave a gun to a blind person and told them it was a hair dryer.

"What do you tell a person with depression?

Just hang in there, buddy!"

I AGREE WITH EDP.

You're so tall you can go see God, but you're so tall your balls got small.

I made a joke about putting babies in the microwave and got told I was a disgusting person.

So from now on I’ll only make baby in the deep fryer jokes.

I was drinking a martini when a waitress yelled, "Do you know CPR?"

I replied, "I know the entire alphabet!" We all laughed and laughed, well, except one person.

When someone says: "You're a mistake."

Say: "The only mistake I see is right in front of me."