Person jokes

Ya make 10 paintings, you aren't an artist.

Ya make 20 meals, you aren't a chef.

But when I kill ONE PERSON, I'm a "horrible person" and a "menace to society."

If R. Kelly was a therapist:

14 year old: I hate my life.

R. Kelly: I feel you.

What's the difference between a Chinese person and an old person?

One lasts long and another doesn't.

I gave a gun to a blind person and told them it was a hair dryer.

Why didn't Trump help someone who can't walk?

He thinks she should stand up for herself.

If your name is Jack, I think you are a stupid person that leaves their friends and blocks them on everything.

"I'm the big man, catching the kids in my big van." - Ben 2021

What's a dead person's favorite sentence?

"I made it."

Stevie Wonder is a terrible father.

He never sees his kids.

They say Disneyland is the happiest place on earth. Well, apparently, no one has ever been standing next to you.

Friend: If you could get rid of any one person in your life, who would it be?

Me: Me.

Friend: *does nothing*

(x_x)

I forgot that I don't have friends.

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

A.

A who?

A-bless you!

My grandfather was the type of person who never threw anything away.

He died in World War II holding on to a hand grenade.

As a brother, I have to report my sister has a few new symptoms that are going around, and those symptoms are that she has big titties, a sweet pussy, and a great personality.

What do you call a 96-year-old who can still masturbate?

Miracle Whip.

Are people too thick to realize the difference between a fruit, a vegetable, and a person?

The best way to tell a Hindu person and a Muslim person apart is asking them:

"Are you 7-Eleven or 9/11?"

How do you kill a spider?

Just get an autistic person.

What do you call a person in a wheelchair that lives in Africa?

Dry Vegetable.

What do you call a bald person on fire?

A fried egg.