Person jokes
What can a dwarf do standing up that a tall person can't do standing up?
Suck a big dick.
Name one person who would take an orphan?
Michael Jackson, so they can play all night.
If someone has a gun and tries to shoot you, just say, “Hipity hoppity, that gun is my property.”
What can a dwarf do standing up that a tall person can't do standing up?
Give a blowjob.
What’s black and sits on top of the stairs?
Christopher Reeves in a house fire.
When he figures out your 12:
Person 1: I heard oxygen and magnesium went on a date.
Person 2: OMg!
What is a homeless person's favorite joke?... Themselves.
A married woman gets hit by a truck, and the cops tell her husband:
Cop: "Sir, it looks like your wife's been hit by a truck."
Man: "I know, but she has a great personality."
Guess the joke.
Your girlfriend.
I was drinking a martini when a waitress yelled, "Do you know CPR?"
I replied, "I know the entire alphabet!" We all laughed and laughed, well, except one person.
Someone went to fly and thought of pizza.
If your name is Jack, I think you are a stupid person that leaves their friends and blocks them on everything.
If R. Kelly was a therapist:
14 year old: I hate my life.
R. Kelly: I feel you.
What's a depressed person's favorite game? Hangman.
Why do you always high five the emo person? 'Cause you can't just leave them hanging.
Ya make 10 paintings, you aren't an artist.
Ya make 20 meals, you aren't a chef.
But when I kill ONE PERSON, I'm a "horrible person" and a "menace to society."
Me: Knock, knock.
Other person: Who’s there?
Me: Atch.
Other person: Atch who?
Me: Bless you!
If a person kills their counselor, does that mean that they don't need therapy anymore?
What do you get if a disabled person falls off a building? Mashed potatoes.
What's the difference between a Chinese person and an old person?
One lasts long and another doesn't.