Person jokes
In the cute fantasies: "Est-ce que tu manges du poulet? Attendez une seconde, VOTRE PROFESSEUR VEGAN!!!!!"
In reality: "Are you eating chicken? Wait a second, YOUR THE VEGAN TEACHER!!!"
Why didn't Trump help someone who can't walk?
He thinks she should stand up for herself.
"I'm the big man, catching the kids in my big van." - Ben 2021
What's a dead person's favorite sentence?
"I made it."
What's the difference between a Chinese person and an old person?
One lasts long and another doesn't.
Memes
When he figures out your 12:
Why do you always high five the emo person? 'Cause you can't just leave them hanging.
Me: Knock, knock.
Other person: Who’s there?
Me: Atch.
Other person: Atch who?
Me: Bless you!
Ya make 10 paintings, you aren't an artist.
Ya make 20 meals, you aren't a chef.
But when I kill ONE PERSON, I'm a "horrible person" and a "menace to society."
What do you get if a disabled person falls off a building? Mashed potatoes.
If a person kills their counselor, does that mean that they don't need therapy anymore?
"What do you tell a person with depression?
Just hang in there, buddy!"
I AGREE WITH EDP.
If R. Kelly was a therapist:
14 year old: I hate my life.
R. Kelly: I feel you.
What's a depressed person's favorite game? Hangman.
Someone went to fly and thought of pizza.
Guess the joke.
Your girlfriend.
If your name is Jack, I think you are a stupid person that leaves their friends and blocks them on everything.
What do emos use as birth control?
Their personalities!
I was drinking a martini when a waitress yelled, "Do you know CPR?"
I replied, "I know the entire alphabet!" We all laughed and laughed, well, except one person.
What do u call a person called zaid? Zait and za3tar. lol