Person jokes
Every single person on the plane died except for 2. How is that possible?
It said all the single people died; the 2 were a couple. That's how it was possible.
You're so short, when it rains you're the last one to know.
You know you’re getting fat when you sit in the bath, and the water in the bath rises.
What do you call a disabled Chinese person?
Som Ting Wong.
What do you call an Afghanistan person in a bath?
A bath bomb.
Memes
A Japanese person comes to America and sees guns everywhere. One American says, "Welcome to America!"
In the cute fantasies: "Est-ce que tu manges du poulet? Attendez une seconde, VOTRE PROFESSEUR VEGAN!!!!!"
In reality: "Are you eating chicken? Wait a second, YOUR THE VEGAN TEACHER!!!"
Why didn't Trump help someone who can't walk?
He thinks she should stand up for herself.
"I'm the big man, catching the kids in my big van." - Ben 2021
What's a dead person's favorite sentence?
"I made it."
What's the difference between a Chinese person and an old person?
One lasts long and another doesn't.
Why do you always high five the emo person? 'Cause you can't just leave them hanging.
Me: Knock, knock.
Other person: Who’s there?
Me: Atch.
Other person: Atch who?
Me: Bless you!
Ya make 10 paintings, you aren't an artist.
Ya make 20 meals, you aren't a chef.
But when I kill ONE PERSON, I'm a "horrible person" and a "menace to society."
What do you get if a disabled person falls off a building? Mashed potatoes.
If a person kills their counselor, does that mean that they don't need therapy anymore?
"What do you tell a person with depression?
Just hang in there, buddy!"
I AGREE WITH EDP.
If R. Kelly was a therapist:
14 year old: I hate my life.
R. Kelly: I feel you.
What's a depressed person's favorite game? Hangman.