Person jokes
What is the difference between a fat person and a whole pizza?
Well, a whole pizza cannot eat a fat person.
What do you call a white person having a seizure?
A milkshake.
Your momma!
A person laughs every day.
"Man," they say, "I'm glad I'm not an egg, otherwise I'd just CRACK MYseLf uP!"
What does a depressed person and a fashion enthusiast have in common?
They both have something hanging in their closet.
I went to the bank to apply for a Personal Loan.
Then they found out I wanted to be a rapper, so they didn't want to Post M"loan."
The kid that died is cut in half, and you see the next trap. It looks like a giant pit that you have to jump over, and you clear it, but you feel something on your back, and you realize that there is a spike that comes up when you jump over. You see the other contestant jump over. You try to warn them to not step over because they would get stabbed, but they ignore you and then get hit by the spike. The next obstacle is a wall that slams on a wall. You wait until the wall closes, and you quickly run through. The next person runs through, and they get to live.
Sorry, this is small. This is also a part two.
When a white person says the n word,
black people: "Y'all mother fu...rs ain't gonna believe dis shit."
What do you call a person with no body and no nose? "Nobody knows."
What's it called when a Black person makes a joke? A joke, you racist.
JK, dark humor.
They are hairy.
I got told I'm too mean and that I need to think before I speak. So now I take a couple minutes and think of what will REALLY piss the other person off.
What does a depressed person say when they're happy?
"..."
When the person who killed JFK heard "headshot."
Person 1: Wasn’t Stephen Hawking on X Factor?
Person 2: No, why would he be on X Factor?
Person 1: For dancing.
Tell the person next to you to spell "me." When they do, say, "You forgot the D." They should respond with, "There is no D in ME." You say, "Not yet." If this does not go as planned, well, then you are fucked for life.
What do you sing on a dead person's birthday?
"Happy Death-Day To You!"
What's black and sits at the top of the stairs?
Stephen Hawking in a house fire.
A Japanese person comes to America and sees guns everywhere. One American says, "Welcome to America!"
When you realize the person reading this is a clown.