What do you call a person that guards a Samsung store?
A Guardian Of The Galaxy : )
What does a depressed person say when they're happy? "..."
Person: My pony is crazy it's always horsing around.
When a deaf person haves sex do they use one hand to moan
You see a boat filled with people, yet there isn’t a single person on board. How is that possible? All of them are married!
Ok everyone on this wepsite.... I HAVE NO BROTHERS OR SISTERS the person who claims hes my "brother" is firesharky he is trying to get fame. Never listen to him. He will lie and trick u to think i have a brother but i dont.
For people who love Gwen and think she is the best person on this website. Comment if so.
dont make a person loook a fool when you are the real one!
U: A life Other person: I don't get it U: Exactly
When dose a dyslexic person no when they've spelt their address wrong when ordering online when It fails to turn up
A magician is driving but then he "turns" into a driveway. If u get this joke...u have no personality...at all. Send all the help u can get :).
Person A:Hey,what's the next subject? Person B:Let me check. Person B:It's greenglish!
Se this is the best thing about no such thing as vampires because I be the first person to say drinks are on me