Person jokes
What do I call a white person with 15 black kids?
Coach.
When you think about it, Hitler wasn’t a bad person. He killed Hitler.
What was I saying again?
Is it okay to say "nice to meat you" to a vegan?
What do you call a person with no arms or legs lying face first in a river? Bob.
What do you call two people with no arms or legs standing in front of a window? Curt and Rod.
What does a rich person eat? 24 karats/carrots!
Apparently Steven Hawking was a stand-up kind of guy.
A teacher asked a class who killed Goliath. The first pupil said he wasn’t the one. The second said he doesn’t know. No one knew in the class.
The teacher got furious and dashed to the Head Master’s office to report. Immediately, the head master followed him back to the class with a cane. He growled- “If no one tells me who killed Goliath in this class, you will see fire!” Everyone in the class insisted on the fact that it wasn’t them.
Then the Head master looked at the teacher and said- “Mr. Dapo, are you sure that the person who killed Goliath is in this class?” The teacher fainted.
I tried to get my blood sucked by a vampire, but he said I was too empty inside.
If cancer was a person I’d shake their hand and say: "Thank you for your service."
Sorry if it’s too far, but don’t come here if you can’t take it.
Orphans: Where are my parents?
Random person: In the bed.
Q. What movie is a fat person most afraid of?
A. The Hunger Games.
Asians love it when a British person says "Race!"
Someone in London is stabbed every two minutes. Poor guy.
How do you tell if someone is depressed?
The brains on the wall.
What's the difference between a wanted person and a wanted handicapped person? The handicapped person wasn’t last seen on foot.
Teacher: "Okay, so how are you going?"
Student: "I'm not going."
Teacher: "Oh, so you're a wheelchair person?"
What would you call a person who hides in a house for 24 hours and then kills them?
Morgz.
If you are dehydrated, you should get well soon.
Lol making jokes about cancer makes me feel better as a person that had cancer, it’s great!