Person jokes
I did just see a blind person trying to f*ck a dog.
A hand job from a deaf person counts as oral.
What do emos use as birth control?
Their personalities!
What do u call a person called zaid? Zait and za3tar. lol
Me, an orphan: *laughing at orphan jokes*
Some person: Stop laughing, it's sad to laugh at your pain.
Me, an orphan: That's the funny part, what am I going to do, tell my parents?
Memes
When he figures out your 12:
If someone who speaks two languages is bilingual, and someone who speaks many languages is multilingual, then what do you call someone who speaks one language?
An American.
When someone throws something at your forehead, it stops moving and goes into orbit around your forehead.
You're so short, when it rains you're the last one to know.
You know you’re getting fat when you sit in the bath, and the water in the bath rises.
What do you call a disabled Chinese person?
Som Ting Wong.
In the cute fantasies: "Est-ce que tu manges du poulet? Attendez une seconde, VOTRE PROFESSEUR VEGAN!!!!!"
In reality: "Are you eating chicken? Wait a second, YOUR THE VEGAN TEACHER!!!"
What do you call an Afghanistan person in a bath?
A bath bomb.
A Japanese person comes to America and sees guns everywhere. One American says, "Welcome to America!"
If your name is Jack, I think you are a stupid person that leaves their friends and blocks them on everything.
Why didn't Trump help someone who can't walk?
He thinks she should stand up for herself.
Someone went to fly and thought of pizza.
What's a dead person's favorite sentence?
"I made it."
Stevie Wonder is a terrible father.
He never sees his kids.
Why can't a homeless person win a baseball game?
They can't find home plate.
"I'm the big man, catching the kids in my big van." - Ben 2021