Person Jokes

I see all these 9/11 jokes and I’m disgusted. I personally won’t make a 9/11 joke cause they have a tendency to crash and burn

My science teacher was talking about natural selection. At one point she asked me to name the first person to theorize about it. I said, Eric Harris It was on his shirt.

If you don't get the joke look up Eric Harris natural selection.

What do you call a person that [proudly] knows only one language? A bloody seppo.

What do you call a person that speaks five languages? A Euro waiter.

What is the difference between Fat person and a Whole Pizza?

Well A Whole Pizza cannot eat a Fat person

When creating the world, Jesus made the water salty, a person comes up to the water, drinks it and says: why are you so salty :(

Whats the difference between a wanted person and a wanted handicapped person, the handicapped person wasn’t last seen on foot.