Person jokes

"What do you tell a person with depression?

Just hang in there, buddy!"

I AGREE WITH EDP.

If R. Kelly was a therapist:

14 year old: I hate my life.

R. Kelly: I feel you.

What's a depressed person's favorite game? Hangman.

Someone went to fly and thought of pizza.

Guess the joke.

Your girlfriend.

If your name is Jack, I think you are a stupid person that leaves their friends and blocks them on everything.

What do emos use as birth control?

Their personalities!

I was drinking a martini when a waitress yelled, "Do you know CPR?"

I replied, "I know the entire alphabet!" We all laughed and laughed, well, except one person.

What do u call a person called zaid? Zait and za3tar. lol

Me, an orphan: *laughing at orphan jokes*

Some person: Stop laughing, it's sad to laugh at your pain.

Me, an orphan: That's the funny part, what am I going to do, tell my parents?

If someone who speaks two languages is bilingual, and someone who speaks many languages is multilingual, then what do you call someone who speaks one language?

An American.

When someone throws something at your forehead, it stops moving and goes into orbit around your forehead.

A hand job from a deaf person counts as oral.

When someone says: "You're a mistake."

Say: "The only mistake I see is right in front of me."

You're so tall you can go see God, but you're so tall your balls got small.

I did just see a blind person trying to f*ck a dog.

I made a joke about putting babies in the microwave and got told I was a disgusting person.

So from now on I’ll only make baby in the deep fryer jokes.

What do you call a person that can't operate a wheelchair?

Stephen Hawking.

I gave a gun to a blind person and told them it was a hair dryer.