Paul Walker.
Person Jokes
You're so small that when you go to the doctor, he doesn’t know you're there.
How to kick a deaf person off the plane:
Step 1: Pretend to yell and get some friends to do it, too.
Step 2: Tell your friends to raise both of their hands.
Step 3: He's out of the plane on a parachute.
What does a deaf person and an orphan have in common? They both can’t hear their parents.
Why can’t an orphan go to Family Dollar? They don’t have a family.
Don’t mess with an emo because if their friends pull up, you gotta fight the suicide squad.
A man shot into a crowd at the train station and didn't hit one person. When the police asked why he missed, someone said, "'Cause he gay."
He couldn't shoot straight.
The gayest person in the world is Pacman, because I can pay him 50 cents to eat 200 balls.
How do you call a Goth with feelings?
Emomotional.
What did God say to the black person?
"Oops, I burned one."😳
Not racist, just funny.
You're so skinny that when you're driving, you have to put the seat forward to reach the pedals. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I gave a blind person a gun and said it was a hair dryer.
Do you know 6+3?
Other person: Nine.
Nein is no in German.
I want to be loved.
Person one: What did the DJ name his son?
Person two: IDK, what?
Person one: Erik (while making a DJ motion).
What’s a gay person’s favorite book?
The dictionary.
I was just sitting down when all of a sudden she screamed, "Help!"
What do you call someone with no body and no nose?
Nobody knows.
Me: Hey! Do you know how to tie a knot?
Person: Yea, why?
Me: Cause I need help tying this noose :)
What do you call a black person scuba diving? A black diver (an armor set from DeepWoken). Did anyone laugh at that, or?? Augh, I guess I'm alone.
Josh
Man, I’m so sorry that Stephen Hawking is dead; he was such a good person.
Too bad it’s a staircase to Heaven and not a ramp.
