Person jokes
I offered to share a meal with a homeless person once, but he said, "Piss off and buy your own!"
Asians love it when a British person says "Rice!"
Has anyone else ever been jealous when their laptop dies?
what do you call a white person having a seizure?
a vanilla shake.
"Oh, you’re still talking? I thought background noise was supposed to fade out after a while. Must be tough waking up every day knowing your personality was a failed experiment."
What did Caesar call a person?
She-Caesar.
Jasper likes little girls and Bin Laden.
A magician is driving, but then he "turns" into a driveway.
If you get this joke, you have no personality at all. Send all the help you can get:).
What do you call a person who keeps making jokes about rappers?
An annoying prick whose black dad left him as a kid.
Me: *listening to music under a tree and smiling*
Random person who sees me: Awwww look at him, he looks so so happy ^w^
Me: *actually listening to depressing music that makes me wanna kill and end myself but just smiles to show that everything's gonna be fine even if it won't*
Is a disabled person who has no arms but has guns armed or not armed?
1st Person: Do you want to know something funny?
2nd Person: Yeah, sure!
1st Person: I don’t know, I’m German!
What would fall out of a tree first, a depressed person or a feather?
Answer: The feather wouldn't. The rope would stop the person from falling all the way.
Someone was bullying Stephen, so I said, "Why do you not stand up for yourself?"
If ignorance is bliss, BLESSEDBRIAN must be the happiest person alive.
How do you tell an Indian person from a Muslim?
Are you 7/11 or 9/11?
Person A: What do you call the dangly bit of an octopus?
Person B: Tentacles?
Person A: Ok *tickles person B ten times*
Isn't it ironic that the actually nice people tend to be suicidal?
Think about it: suicide exists to make sure bad people bother each other instead.
I (DYM 61).
Why did Helen Keller have no ornaments on her Christmas tree?
'Cause she always dropped them.