Person jokes

If a blind person can’t see, then do they sleep?

They’re the night watchers while people who see sleep.

Why did the man miss the funeral?

He wasn’t a mourning person.

Make him read a book.

I'm not saying I'm ugly...

But when I'm watching porn, the hot, sexy women in my area always pop up and ask me if I'm rich.

Every single person on the plane died except for 2. How is that possible?

It said all the single people died; the 2 were a couple. That's how it was possible.

Why do you want me?

Cus u like me...

What do you mean?

You love me.

No.

Look down.

There's nothing quite like being told I'm wrong by someone who depends on me for food, clothing, and shelter.

Person: Did you hear about the black chick on the front of the bus?

Friend: No?

Person: Exactly.

Did you know that Jeffrey Dahmer was the first person to try Five Guys?

A man was walking home but felt tired, so took a short cut through the cemetery. He then heard a tap, tap, then out of the corner of his eye, he saw a man with a hammer hitting the tombstone. The man said, "You scared me. I thought you were a ghost." The other person mumbled, "They spelled my name wrong."

What do you call a person in America that is not a retard?

A foreign exchange student.

Paul Walker.

You're so small that when you go to the doctor, he doesn’t know you're there.

How to kick a deaf person off the plane:

Step 1: Pretend to yell and get some friends to do it, too.

Step 2: Tell your friends to raise both of their hands.

Step 3: He's out of the plane on a parachute.

What does a deaf person and an orphan have in common? They both can’t hear their parents.

Why can’t an orphan go to Family Dollar? They don’t have a family.

Don’t mess with an emo because if their friends pull up, you gotta fight the suicide squad.

A man shot into a crowd at the train station and didn't hit one person. When the police asked why he missed, someone said, "'Cause he gay."

He couldn't shoot straight.

The gayest person in the world is Pacman, because I can pay him 50 cents to eat 200 balls.

How do you call a Goth with feelings?

Emomotional.

What did God say to the black person?

"Oops, I burned one."😳

Not racist, just funny.

You're so skinny that when you're driving, you have to put the seat forward to reach the pedals. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣