Person jokes
What do you call an Afghanistan person in a bath?
A bath bomb.
You know you’re getting fat when you sit in the bath, and the water in the bath rises.
The best way to tell a Hindu person and a Muslim person apart is asking them:
"Are you 7-Eleven or 9/11?"
In the cute fantasies: "Est-ce que tu manges du poulet? Attendez une seconde, VOTRE PROFESSEUR VEGAN!!!!!"
In reality: "Are you eating chicken? Wait a second, YOUR THE VEGAN TEACHER!!!"
What's the difference between a Chinese person and an old person?
One lasts long and another doesn't.
A Japanese person comes to America and sees guns everywhere. One American says, "Welcome to America!"
If a person kills their counselor, does that mean that they don't need therapy anymore?
What do you get if a disabled person falls off a building? Mashed potatoes.
Why do you always high five the emo person? 'Cause you can't just leave them hanging.
If your name is Jack, I think you are a stupid person that leaves their friends and blocks them on everything.
What do emos use as birth control?
Their personalities!
A hand job from a deaf person counts as oral.
Guess the joke.
Your girlfriend.
I was drinking a martini when a waitress yelled, "Do you know CPR?"
I replied, "I know the entire alphabet!" We all laughed and laughed, well, except one person.
If someone who speaks two languages is bilingual, and someone who speaks many languages is multilingual, then what do you call someone who speaks one language?
An American.
Me, an orphan: *laughing at orphan jokes*
Some person: Stop laughing, it's sad to laugh at your pain.
Me, an orphan: That's the funny part, what am I going to do, tell my parents?
When someone throws something at your forehead, it stops moving and goes into orbit around your forehead.
What do u call a person called zaid? Zait and za3tar. lol
When someone says: "You're a mistake."
Say: "The only mistake I see is right in front of me."
I did just see a blind person trying to f*ck a dog.