Person jokes
What do you get if a disabled person falls off a building? Mashed potatoes.
What's the difference between a Chinese person and an old person?
One lasts long and another doesn't.
In the cute fantasies: "Est-ce que tu manges du poulet? Attendez une seconde, VOTRE PROFESSEUR VEGAN!!!!!"
In reality: "Are you eating chicken? Wait a second, YOUR THE VEGAN TEACHER!!!"
A Japanese person comes to America and sees guns everywhere. One American says, "Welcome to America!"
What do you call an Afghanistan person in a bath?
A bath bomb.
A hand job from a deaf person counts as oral.
I did just see a blind person trying to f*ck a dog.
When someone says: "You're a mistake."
Say: "The only mistake I see is right in front of me."
What do emos use as birth control?
Their personalities!
What do u call a person called zaid? Zait and za3tar. lol
Me, an orphan: *laughing at orphan jokes*
Some person: Stop laughing, it's sad to laugh at your pain.
Me, an orphan: That's the funny part, what am I going to do, tell my parents?
If someone who speaks two languages is bilingual, and someone who speaks many languages is multilingual, then what do you call someone who speaks one language?
An American.
When someone throws something at your forehead, it stops moving and goes into orbit around your forehead.
Why didn't Trump help someone who can't walk?
He thinks she should stand up for herself.
I made a joke about putting babies in the microwave and got told I was a disgusting person.
So from now on I’ll only make baby in the deep fryer jokes.
I gave a gun to a blind person and told them it was a hair dryer.
"What do you tell a person with depression?
Just hang in there, buddy!"
I AGREE WITH EDP.
You're so tall you can go see God, but you're so tall your balls got small.
What do you call a person that can't operate a wheelchair?
Stephen Hawking.