Person jokes
Q: How do you know an Asian person was in your house?
A: Your homework is done, breakfast is made, and your cat is gone.
What do you call a black person with a gun? Black ops.
It's sad someone has ligma.
Rape jokes aren’t funny!!! And definitely not something to joke about, what’s wrong with ppl, like seriously what a world we live in. This is sick!
An old woman walks into an outdoor supplies store.
"I'd like an infrared gorilla," she says.
The clerk proceeds to give her an infrared gorilla from the back room.
"We've had hundreds of these things in the back for ages," exclaims the clerk. "You're the first person who's actually wanted one."
What do you call a person with Down syndrome in a bathtub?
Vegetable soup.
Listen, my brothers, if you see a photo of her with another person,
Just go to her house and shoot her with your AK47.
Okay, so I know this is not a joke, but I wanted to take some time to say if you have autism, you are still amazing. You are lovely in every way, and if people bully you, don't listen because they are wrong. You are cute, and I know how it feels. I have ADHD, and I get bullied a lot, but I don't let that get to me because I know what they are saying is wrong and not true. People with autism, stay strong; you got this. I will be your friend by heart, even if it's not in person.
What do you call a person with only one arm?
Half-assed.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and an emo bitch?
The Twin Towers hit the ground.
No one will fight me, who is brave and strong enough to beat this beta simp femboy?
Gay person to girl: What’s your favorite planet?
Girl: Penus-(penis)(venus), and what is yours?
Gay person: What else, it's Your Anus (Uranus)!😅
One day, two friends found a treasure map. So they decided to try to find the treasure.
After several hours they found the treasure. It was a suit that gives the person wearing it super strength. One of the friends wore the suit and hugged the other friend. They were both red.
What does a deaf person and an orphan have in common? They both can’t hear their parents.
Why can’t an orphan go to Family Dollar? They don’t have a family.
Don’t mess with an emo because if their friends pull up, you gotta fight the suicide squad.
You’re Russian when you go to the bathroom and Finnish when you come out. What are you in the bathroom?
European.
Why did the bird lay an egg on Stephen Hawkings?
Because he is Stephen HAWKings.
Ethan Rice
Tenzin is a sublime charlatan.
- Harib 2019
What is the worst motivational thing to say to a suicidal person?
"If at first you don’t succeed, try again and again until you succeed."
You are so fat that when you wear a yellow raincoat, a running person behind you shouted, "Taxi!"