Person jokes
If R. Kelly was a therapist:
14 year old: I hate my life.
R. Kelly: I feel you.
What's a depressed person's favorite game? Hangman.
If a person kills their counselor, does that mean that they don't need therapy anymore?
What do you get if a disabled person falls off a building? Mashed potatoes.
Me: Knock, knock.
Other person: Who’s there?
Me: Atch.
Other person: Atch who?
Me: Bless you!
Memes
What do you call a person that can't operate a wheelchair?
Stephen Hawking.
Guess the joke.
Your girlfriend.
I gave a gun to a blind person and told them it was a hair dryer.
"What do you tell a person with depression?
Just hang in there, buddy!"
I AGREE WITH EDP.
You're so tall you can go see God, but you're so tall your balls got small.
I made a joke about putting babies in the microwave and got told I was a disgusting person.
So from now on I’ll only make baby in the deep fryer jokes.
I was drinking a martini when a waitress yelled, "Do you know CPR?"
I replied, "I know the entire alphabet!" We all laughed and laughed, well, except one person.
When someone says: "You're a mistake."
Say: "The only mistake I see is right in front of me."
I did just see a blind person trying to f*ck a dog.
A hand job from a deaf person counts as oral.
What do emos use as birth control?
Their personalities!
What do u call a person called zaid? Zait and za3tar. lol
Me, an orphan: *laughing at orphan jokes*
Some person: Stop laughing, it's sad to laugh at your pain.
Me, an orphan: That's the funny part, what am I going to do, tell my parents?
If someone who speaks two languages is bilingual, and someone who speaks many languages is multilingual, then what do you call someone who speaks one language?
An American.