Person jokes
Person 1: “How many ph vids have you watched today?”
Person 2: “Seven.”
Person 1: “What the fuck, dude.”
Person 2: “I know, right? I’ve gotten seven ads for Pizza Hut in the past hour.”
(Based on an encounter I had recently)
Person: Did you hear about the black chick on the front of the bus?
Friend: No?
Person: Exactly.
There's nothing quite like being told I'm wrong by someone who depends on me for food, clothing, and shelter.
Why did the man miss the funeral?
He wasn’t a mourning person.
Why can't there be a gay disabled person?
Because a fruit can't be the same as a vegetable.
Like if its true
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
A.
A who?
A-bless you!
Every single person on the plane died except for 2. How is that possible?
It said all the single people died; the 2 were a couple. That's how it was possible.
Why do you want me?
Cus u like me...
What do you mean?
You love me.
No.
Look down.
What's the difference between a Mexican and a Black person? One gets paid, the other got enslaved.
If a blind person can’t see, then do they sleep?
They’re the night watchers while people who see sleep.
As a brother, I have to report my sister has a few new symptoms that are going around, and those symptoms are that she has big titties, a sweet pussy, and a great personality.
What do you call a bald person on fire?
A fried egg.
Make him read a book.
How do you kill a spider?
Just get an autistic person.
What do you call a person in a wheelchair that lives in Africa?
Dry Vegetable.
What is a disabled person's favorite type of comedy? Sit-down comedy!
I was drinking a martini when a waitress yelled, "Do you know CPR?"
I replied, "I know the entire alphabet!" We all laughed and laughed, well, except one person.
Someone went to fly and thought of pizza.
Guess the joke.
Your girlfriend.
If your name is Jack, I think you are a stupid person that leaves their friends and blocks them on everything.