Person jokes
What can a dwarf do standing up that a tall person can't do standing up?
Give a blowjob.
If someone has a gun and tries to shoot you, just say, “Hipity hoppity, that gun is my property.”
What is a homeless person's favorite joke?... Themselves.
What’s black and sits on top of the stairs?
Christopher Reeves in a house fire.
A married woman gets hit by a truck, and the cops tell her husband:
Cop: "Sir, it looks like your wife's been hit by a truck."
Man: "I know, but she has a great personality."
Memes
How does a blind person wipe their ass?
With braille toilet paper.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
A.
A who?
A-bless you!
What is a disabled person's favorite type of comedy? Sit-down comedy!
How do you kill a spider?
Just get an autistic person.
What do you call a person in a wheelchair that lives in Africa?
Dry Vegetable.
Make him read a book.
What do you call a bald person on fire?
A fried egg.
Person: Did you hear about the black chick on the front of the bus?
Friend: No?
Person: Exactly.
Why do you want me?
Cus u like me...
What do you mean?
You love me.
No.
Look down.
Every single person on the plane died except for 2. How is that possible?
It said all the single people died; the 2 were a couple. That's how it was possible.
You're so short, when it rains you're the last one to know.
You know you’re getting fat when you sit in the bath, and the water in the bath rises.
What do you call a disabled Chinese person?
Som Ting Wong.
What do you call an Afghanistan person in a bath?
A bath bomb.
A Japanese person comes to America and sees guns everywhere. One American says, "Welcome to America!"