A Japanese person comes to America and sees guns everywhere. One American says, "Welcome to America!"
Person Jokes
In the cute fantasies: "Est-ce que tu manges du poulet? Attendez une seconde, VOTRE PROFESSEUR VEGAN!!!!!"
In reality: "Are you eating chicken? Wait a second, YOUR THE VEGAN TEACHER!!!"
What do you get if a disabled person falls off a building? Mashed potatoes.
Why do you always high five the emo person? 'Cause you can't just leave them hanging.
If a person kills their counselor, does that mean that they don't need therapy anymore?
Me: Knock, knock.
Other person: Who’s there?
Me: Atch.
Other person: Atch who?
Me: Bless you!
What's a depressed person's favorite game? Hangman.
"What do you tell a person with depression?
Just hang in there, buddy!"
I AGREE WITH EDP.
Ya make 10 paintings, you aren't an artist.
Ya make 20 meals, you aren't a chef.
But when I kill ONE PERSON, I'm a "horrible person" and a "menace to society."
If R. Kelly was a therapist:
14 year old: I hate my life.
R. Kelly: I feel you.
What's the difference between a Chinese person and an old person?
One lasts long and another doesn't.
I gave a gun to a blind person and told them it was a hair dryer.
Why didn't Trump help someone who can't walk?
He thinks she should stand up for herself.
If your name is Jack, I think you are a stupid person that leaves their friends and blocks them on everything.
"I'm the big man, catching the kids in my big van." - Ben 2021
What's a dead person's favorite sentence?
"I made it."
Stevie Wonder is a terrible father.
He never sees his kids.
They say Disneyland is the happiest place on earth. Well, apparently, no one has ever been standing next to you.
Friend: If you could get rid of any one person in your life, who would it be?
Me: Me.
Friend: *does nothing*
(x_x)
I forgot that I don't have friends.
