Person jokes
What do emos use as birth control?
Their personalities!
A hand job from a deaf person counts as oral.
When someone throws something at your forehead, it stops moving and goes into orbit around your forehead.
Me, an orphan: *laughing at orphan jokes*
Some person: Stop laughing, it's sad to laugh at your pain.
Me, an orphan: That's the funny part, what am I going to do, tell my parents?
What do u call a person called zaid? Zait and za3tar. lol
Memes
If someone who speaks two languages is bilingual, and someone who speaks many languages is multilingual, then what do you call someone who speaks one language?
An American.
When someone says: "You're a mistake."
Say: "The only mistake I see is right in front of me."
You're so tall you can go see God, but you're so tall your balls got small.
What do you call a person that can't operate a wheelchair?
Stephen Hawking.
I did just see a blind person trying to f*ck a dog.
I made a joke about putting babies in the microwave and got told I was a disgusting person.
So from now on I’ll only make baby in the deep fryer jokes.
A Japanese person comes to America and sees guns everywhere. One American says, "Welcome to America!"
In the cute fantasies: "Est-ce que tu manges du poulet? Attendez une seconde, VOTRE PROFESSEUR VEGAN!!!!!"
In reality: "Are you eating chicken? Wait a second, YOUR THE VEGAN TEACHER!!!"
What do you get if a disabled person falls off a building? Mashed potatoes.
Why do you always high five the emo person? 'Cause you can't just leave them hanging.
If a person kills their counselor, does that mean that they don't need therapy anymore?
Me: Knock, knock.
Other person: Who’s there?
Me: Atch.
Other person: Atch who?
Me: Bless you!
What's a depressed person's favorite game? Hangman.
"What do you tell a person with depression?
Just hang in there, buddy!"
I AGREE WITH EDP.