Person jokes
How do you make an emo mad at you?
Cut the rope.
"My name is Dezz."
Heaven is like university: no one gets in.
What do you call a deaf person?
Whatever you want!
When a deaf person is on trial, is it really considered a hearing?
Memes
At least someone who is gay/Carter has someone.
Why can't an emo person be in charge of sky diving?
He won't deploy the parachute.
I was wearing a George Floyd t-shirt
And a person said to me:
"That must be a bit tight round the neck".
What's a smart person's favorite candy? Nerds! :D
Hi how are you?
I fucking love Triple H and Jimmy Wang Yang!
When I throw a dodge ball at a person taller than me, it's always a nut shot.
Tenzin is a sublime charlatan.
- Harib 2019
You: OMG I CAN'T BELIEVE ALL THE KRAP THEY HAVE BEEN THROUGH!
The other person: Who?
You aka answer: Your Butt cheeks.
You’re so short you would need a lift to kiss your bride.
Austin Nash
You are quite [something].
Ryan.
There was a very lazy person. He saw a banana peel in front of him while he was walking... and he said: “Oh God, protect me from falling!”
What word starts with n and ends with r and you wouldn’t wanna call a Black person?
You really thought n****r, didn't you?