Person jokes
Don't make a person look a fool when you are the real one!
How do you rape someone? By forcing them to do it with you! Please comment! Bad or good! :)
What is the worst motivational thing to say to a suicidal person?
"If at first you don’t succeed, try again and again until you succeed."
Me: Knock, knock.
Other person: Who’s there?
Me: Atch.
Other person: Atch who?
Me: Bless you!
What happens if the dumbest person from Europe goes to the US?
The average IQ increases in both places.
What's the difference between a Black person and a white person?
Black people don't shoot up schools.
I can’t watch anime anymore when my friend’s grandpa is in the house.
He hasn’t heard a Japanese person scream since the war.
Every depressed person just has to say, "I WANT TO JUMP OFF THAT TALL BUILDING RIGHT THERE!" and then points to the building and runs up to it like an immature child, and then they get disappointed when they aren't allowed into the building.
Who can jump the highest?
Emos, some of them are still falling.
How do you kill a spider?
Just get an autistic person.
what do you call an emo person who's not depressed?
dead.
What do you call a bum person with a brain?
A hillbilly.
A handicapped person and an orphan get into a fight. The orphan says, "At least I have two functional legs." The handicapped person says, "At least I have two functional parents."
Someone broke into my house and took my anti-depressants... I hope they're happy now.
A rapist walks into a school and asks if they had 5 year olds in the school, and the teacher replies, "Are you that same person who took Jimmy?"
The man replies, "Yes," and the teacher says, "Take Susie too; she's being a little bitch."
It isn't rap music if it isn't about rape.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
A.
A who?
A-bless you!
Hey, you down to fuck?
No, I’m just down.
What’s an autistic person's favorite movie:
A Quiet Place?
Sometimes a depressed person is antidepression.