Person jokes

Why did Hellen Keller's dogs run away?

Because wouldn't you runway too if your name was djhdhekdndyekedhekekfjkfurir?

What do me and a blind person have in common after I look at Alfie's mum?

We're both blind.

My name is Bishal Khan and I can't walk.

What do you call a pedo with no legs? A creepy crawly.

When an American goes on a scale, the other person will say, "I asked for your weight, not your phone number!"

You're so poor, if I ever broke into your house, I'd give you things.

I was drinking a martini and the waitress screamed, “Does anyone know CPR?!”

I yelled, “I know the entire alphabet!”, and we all laughed and laughed. Well, except one person, he didn't hear the joke.

Another joke, I know they suck.

What is a depressed person's favorite joke? Their life.

Are you going to jump? Can I jump with you?

Imagine a white van. Now imagine a white guy in the driver seat with a sombrero on and his arm out the window, and on the side of the van it says "Free Candy." But there's blood all over the van and a dead clown in the back.

When a person in a wheelchair says, "You've never taken a step in my shoes," and you say, "To be honest, you haven't either."

What do you call a person that is both Black and Hispanic and was born on Wednesday? Miérkoolaids.

One day my kid with no arms came up to me and said, "Mom, what's dark humor?" I thought about it, then said, "Go wave to that blind person." He just looked at me, confused, but angry.

Tell the person next to you to spell "me." When they do, say, "You forgot the D." They should respond with, "There is no D in ME." You say, "Not yet." If this does not go as planned, well, then you are fucked for life.

What do you call a gay person on fire?

LGBBQ

Ever noticed that "lol" looks like a person drowning?

What do you call a disabled person that has no legs and likes being alone?

Leaving, walking.

Why do black people have nightmares? Because the last person who had a dream got shot.

If someone calls you fat, just ignore them. You are bigger than that!

Someone told me I looked gay today. I told him that my clothes just came out of the closet this morning.