Person Jokes

Person 1: Hey did you here about the circus fire? Person 2: No. Person 1: it was in-tents

An LDS preacher knocks on the door with a chalice of wine offering to do the sacrement

The person living there points and says, "begone fowl blood-drinker"

And promptly the preacher bursts into flames leaving nothing but ash.

Orphan:Have u seen my mommy? Person: Are you an orphan? Orphan: Yes? Person: SON SON??? IS THAT YOU MY LOVE? Orphan: MOTHER! Person: LEts go home! Orphan: Uhhhh *SHes was never to be seen again*