Person jokes
If a mentally challenged person shows up late,
Is it ok to call him tardy?
What do you call an autistic person playing a guitar?
Guarded.
Teddy’s got a man in his Fanny.
I said to the emo girl, "She gets jealous every time her phone dies."
One person said you are much more beautiful than Cinderella. The next day, you're in court and Cinderella is the witness.
(P.S. she was born to be a drama queen.)
You look too old to be living with your grandma.
When you want Pringles, but a fat person was eating them, there were only three left, sweety.
Poop Jackson.
If you're pro-life, I hope you get hit by a bus today!
What do you call a Japanese person when their knees are cured?
"Happynese" (happy knees).
Random person: "What's one thing your ex gave you that you can't get rid of?"
Man: *Shows a picture of his child.*
What do you call a pedo with no legs? A creepy crawly.
What is the difference between a suicidal person and you?
None, you are both dead on the inside. Lol.
"My name is Dezz."
Heaven is like university: no one gets in.
Me: Knock, knock.
Another person (OP): OP: Who's there? Me: Hatch. OP: Hatch who? Me: Bless you =) OP: But I didn't sneeze. Me: You just don't get a joke, do you?
Who can jump the highest?
Emos, some of them are still falling.
I'm such a good babysitter because the last person I babysat was so flat.
Who is the blindest person in the world?
A cop pulls me over and asks if I have been drinking.
I'm an honest person and say yes, I did, so I take off my sunglasses and tell him that I now had 2 glasses less.