Person jokes
Heaven is like university: no one gets in.
One person said you are much more beautiful than Cinderella. The next day, you're in court and Cinderella is the witness.
(P.S. she was born to be a drama queen.)
What do you call a pedo with no legs? A creepy crawly.
I'm such a good babysitter because the last person I babysat was so flat.
What is the difference between a suicidal person and you?
None, you are both dead on the inside. Lol.
Memes
Who is the blindest person in the world?
A cop pulls me over and asks if I have been drinking.
I'm an honest person and say yes, I did, so I take off my sunglasses and tell him that I now had 2 glasses less.
What do you call someone that no one loves?
An orphan.
My name is Bishal Khan and I can't walk.
Poop Jackson.
When a deaf person is on trial, is it really considered a hearing?
What's a smart person's favorite candy? Nerds! :D
What do you call a deaf person?
Whatever you want!
At least someone who is gay/Carter has someone.
Why can't an emo person be in charge of sky diving?
He won't deploy the parachute.
Hi how are you?
When I throw a dodge ball at a person taller than me, it's always a nut shot.
Tenzin is a sublime charlatan.
- Harib 2019
Ryan.
I was wearing a George Floyd t-shirt, and a person said to me: "That must be a bit tight round the neck."