Person jokes
In the cute fantasies: "Est-ce que tu manges du poulet? Attendez une seconde, VOTRE PROFESSEUR VEGAN!!!!!"
In reality: "Are you eating chicken? Wait a second, YOUR THE VEGAN TEACHER!!!"
What are the subtitles when a disabled person speaks in a movie?
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How do you know someone is autistic?
They get stuck in a loop very often.
What do you call someone who is extra virgin?
Mrs. Frame.
People were talking and asking what's the worst day of the year for them.
Person 1: "The first day of school because I don't like going to school."
Person 2: "Valentine's day because it's too lovey."
Me: "Oh nice, mine is my birthday because it's when I was born."
I took 7 coins from someone. He even came back from the dead to get them.
Person: Did you hear about the black chick on the front of the bus?
Friend: No?
Person: Exactly.
Jeffrey Epstein was a disgusting person, but he could tie a good hangman's knot.
1st person: What do you call a blind pianist?
2nd person: What?
1st person: A pianist.
like if you know someone that is emo.
Don't go to ghostposter.com. The person or persons who run that site are a fucking bunch if dumb fucking cunts who can suck my big cock.
What do you do when a person with epilepsy gets seizures in the bathtub? Throw in some laundry.
Feeling stressed? Have a nice cup of tea and spill it in the lab of the person bothering you.
What can a dwarf do standing up that a tall person can't do standing up?
Suck dick.
Did you hear the one about the deaf person?
Me: No.
That's because they can't hear, so they don't talk.
When a military person dies, we shoot all night. When a drunkard dies, we drink all night. When a Christian dies, we pray all night. What if a prostitute dies? What should we do? Please tell me.
I'm such a good babysitter because the last person I babysat was so flat.
He is looking for children. If you don't know who EDP445 is, look him up.
Be careful around EDP445.
Are you going to jump? Can I jump with you?
Why did the short person bring a ladder to the bar?
Because they heard the drinks were on the house!