Person jokes
What do you call a disabled person that has no legs and likes being alone?
Leaving, walking.
What does a physicist call it when a suicidal person is high up? Potential energy.
There was a very lazy person. He saw a banana peel in front of him while he was walking... and he said: “Oh God, protect me from falling!”
What word starts with n and ends with r and you wouldn’t wanna call a Black person?
You really thought n****r, didn't you?
Why do they call them a nonce?
Because they go for people who don't have any sense.
"What do you call a person who is afraid of Santa Claus?"
"Claustrophobic!"
What war did the black community win?
The Obama era. Only to lose to a smarter white person.
I’m always the first person in line at school for lunch.
I just cut everyone.
What do you call a gay person on fire?
LGBBQ
Are you going to jump? Can I jump with you?
Another joke, I know they suck.
What is a depressed person's favorite joke? Their life.
When an American goes on a scale, the other person will say, "I asked for your weight, not your phone number!"
Teddy’s got a man in his Fanny.
Imagine a white van. Now imagine a white guy in the driver seat with a sombrero on and his arm out the window, and on the side of the van it says "Free Candy." But there's blood all over the van and a dead clown in the back.
When a person in a wheelchair says, "You've never taken a step in my shoes," and you say, "To be honest, you haven't either."
What do you call a person that is both Black and Hispanic and was born on Wednesday? Miérkoolaids.
I was drinking a martini and the waitress screamed, “Does anyone know CPR?!”
I yelled, “I know the entire alphabet!”, and we all laughed and laughed. Well, except one person, he didn't hear the joke.
What do you call a man without a body and a nose?
Ever noticed that "lol" looks like a person drowning?
If you're pro-life, I hope you get hit by a bus today!