Person jokes
Hi how are you?
I fucking love Triple H and Jimmy Wang Yang!
When I throw a dodge ball at a person taller than me, it's always a nut shot.
Tenzin is a sublime charlatan.
- Harib 2019
You: OMG I CAN'T BELIEVE ALL THE KRAP THEY HAVE BEEN THROUGH!
The other person: Who?
You aka answer: Your Butt cheeks.
Memes
You’re so short you would need a lift to kiss your bride.
Austin Nash
You are quite [something].
Ryan.
There was a very lazy person. He saw a banana peel in front of him while he was walking... and he said: “Oh God, protect me from falling!”
What word starts with n and ends with r and you wouldn’t wanna call a Black person?
You really thought n****r, didn't you?
I’m always the first person in line at school for lunch.
I just cut everyone.
If you hit an Indian person on the forehead with a dart, is it considered a bullseye?
What war did the black community win?
The Obama era. Only to lose to a smarter white person.
"What do you call a person who is afraid of Santa Claus?"
"Claustrophobic!"
If a mentally challenged person shows up late,
Is it ok to call him tardy?
Somebody told me that black slang is just white slang in reverse. For example:
White person: Dad, you're home!
Black person: Dad?
White person: You can keep the change.
Black person: Empty the register.
Why did the straight white caucasian male cross the road?
Because a black person was approaching.
What does a physicist call it when a suicidal person is high up? Potential energy.
What's the difference between a normal person's funeral and a person with polio?
The pose!