Person jokes
Why do black people have nightmares? Because the last person who had a dream got shot.
What do you call a black person with a pride flag? A Cosmic Brownie.
Let's say I was immortal. No matter what I did, I would be alive. But, the catch is I’m the least flexible and least strong person in the world.
Now, I get my head chopped off. What would I do? I would roll over to my headless body and figure out what it's like to suck my own dick.
Austin Nash
My neighbor has been mad at his wife for sunbathing nude. I personally am on the fence.
Louie Fennell.
Man's got that big bati, you know.
When I throw a dodge ball at a person taller than me, it's always a nut shot.
What do you call a black person having a fit?
A chocolate milkshake.
What’s the difference between an erection and Edward Holland? Nothing, they're both dicks.
Is that a person over there?
Na, it's Jesus.
Q: How do you punish a blind person?
A: Give them a gun and tell them it's a hairdryer.
Josh
Someone kills an emotionally weak person by hard words and bullying.
No one will suspect the killer was anyone who took part.
Q. What do you get when you cross a mentally disabled person with a pedophile? A. Jeffy Epstein.
What does a depressed person and a chicken have in common? They both try to fly.
It's not a hate crime if you don't hate the person.
Who are you?
Yourself.
What's one thing you should never ask a suicidal person? "Are you okay?" because the next day they'll either be dead or have a lot more cuts than they started with.
To those who are dead now, was it fun?
Who is not hungry in Africa?
A dead person.