Person jokes
Me.
Someone kills an emotionally weak person by hard words and bullying.
No one will suspect the killer was anyone who took part.
What is meals on wheels to a Christian nationalist that is also a conservative Republican politician, a gay man in a wheelchair that is poor and also physically handicapped, and who is also well-endowed?
Chuck Norris hasn’t decided yet when Jimmy Hoffa can come out.
What do you call a person with a hole in their shoe?
A Christian.
What do you call a black person?
Dark humor.
Is it okay to say "nice to meat you" to a vegan?
When you say, "I'm high!"
But then you fall off.
Apparently Steven Hawking was a stand-up kind of guy.
Kian. Legit, Kian is a joke.
A man enters a bar with some friends, and they all sit down to a drink. After not too long, a man with glasses comes through the front door saying, "Anyone who wants to fly off the third story balcony, come upstairs with me!" When no one listens, he shrugs, and everyone watches him go up the stairs. Ten seconds later, he comes back in through the door, again saying, "Anyone who wants to fly off the third story balcony, come upstairs with me!" Everyone is amazed, and a few people leave to go fly with him. He keeps coming back into the bar, bringing more and more patrons to join him. The man at the bar is about to join in when the bartender finally sighs.
"For the last time, Superman, get out of my bar, you're drunk and the only person here that can fly!"
The man with glasses frowns.
"Where did all the others go, then?"
Man: I'm here for the job interview.
Employer: Oh good, good. Sit down. We don't get many people for the interviews.
Man: Just anywhere?
Employer: Yeah, make yourself comfortable. Jackson, right?
Man: Yeah, that's me.
(Shakes hands and sits back down)
Employer: So what makes you eligible for the job, Jackson?
Man: Well, I'm really good at capturing the perfect shot and angle. It really takes dedication to do this type of job. Concentration and willpower, sir.
Employer: I like you already, you're hired!
Man: Wow, thanks, sir. I know I won't do you wrong. I'll work hard for this job!
Employer: You start now! Your first person is a man named John F Kennedy.
Man: What? You want me to just take pictures of him during the parade?
Employer: No.
Man: This... This is a photography job, right?
Employer: No... this is a job employment for man hunting.
If a person in a wheelchair runs you over, can you call it a "hit and can't run?"
The top worst thing for an orphan, and probably the most awkward one, is when they're having sex and the other person is calling them "mommy" or "daddy."
You're so poor, when a robber robs your house, they feel bad for you and just leave.
What do an orphan and a blind person have in common? They both can't see their parents.
What does a disabled person want to be when they grow up? A stand-up comedian.
I miss Gwen.
What can a dwarf do standing up that a tall person can't do standing up?
Perform fellatio.
Campbell.