Person jokes
Talk to me if you're online.
Like if you know someone is emo and comment "emo🇷🇺."
They call me Juan, they call me Jose, but I'm Juan person.
I'm weird.
A disabled man stands up.
A blind man says, "You can stand?"
A deaf man says, "You can see?"
A mute person says, "You can hear?"
The disabled man says, "You can talk!"
Doctor: "What the actual f**k"
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I went to a depressed person and said, "Do you wanna hang with me?"
An LDS preacher knocks on the door with a chalice of wine offering to do the sacrament.
The person living there points and says, "Begone, foul blood-drinker!"
And promptly the preacher bursts into flames, leaving nothing but ash.
What happens when Helen Keller picks her nose?
She slurs her words...
What do an orphan and a homeless person have in common?
They have no one to call "Dad."
Hey Qwen, it's me.
Wow, Aiden, maybe you've been mean to Tenya. She is hurting, close to killing herself, but hey, I can pick your ass since, ya know, that is what I do!
What was I saying again?
Oliver
Looks like he got stuck in a sticky situation.
Who's the smallest wife??
Micro-wife.
I told my fam a joke.
They all looked at me weird and one person even said, "I’m sorry!"
Which falls faster, an apple or an emo kid?
The apple, because the emo kid is hanging.
Has anyone else ever been jealous when their laptop dies?
Person 1: Hey, did you hear about the circus fire?
Person 2: No.
Person 1: It was in-tents.
Gvido gubis.