Person jokes

He wasn't that bad.

So, a guy walks into a gas station and walks to the person working and says, "Can I have a Kit Kat Chunky?" So she gets him one, and then he says, "No, I want a normal Kit Kat, you fat bitch!"

What's the difference between a pizza & a person?

A pizza doesn't scream when I try to shove it into an oven...

Sam Mensah!

What does a deaf person do when they hear people scream? I don't know; it's not like they're gonna hear it anyway.

There was a fancy dress party; the theme was emotions.

One guy came dressed in green, and he was envy; another person came dressed in red, and she was anger; another guy came dressed in blue, and he was sadness. Two Indians came, one came with a hole in a pear and his d*** was in the pear, said he was deep in dis"pear." The other Indian came with his d*** in custard, and he said he was f***ing dicustard!

Roses are red, the sky is blue, what do you do? Oh, never mind, I'm not homo like you.

What's a suicidal person's favorite drink?

The depressay expressay.

Just kidding, bleach!

What do you call a person whose Lymphoma keeps recurring?

A Lymphomaniac.

Here are some skeleton jokes.

You know the average person tries too hard and works himself to the bone.

If that joke didn't tickle your funny bone, I can give you a real humorous joke.

I used to play the trumpet, now I play the xylo-bone.

I'm always happy; nothing gets under my skin.

I made you some turkey for lunch. Bone appetit!

I'm glad I had you; I'm no longer bonely.

I've got a skele-ton of more jokes, but I'm just giving you one more.

Did you hear about the skeleton ninja? He was very skullful (skillful)!

So, a bus crashes, killing everyone on the bus, and God feels so bad that He gives each one a wish.

The first person comes up, and she wants to be beautiful, so God makes her beautiful, and she goes into Heaven. The next person comes up, and he says, "I want to be beautiful as well." As this goes on, the last man in the back begins laughing a little, everyone becoming beautiful, until God asked the last person what they want, and he said, "I want everyone in front of me to be ugly again!" So God had to call the based department and gave him everything that last guy wanted.

Why shouldn't you let a Chinese person play baseball?

'Cause they'll eat the bat!

What can a dwarf do standing up that a tall person can't do standing up?

Suck a big dick.

Teacher: "Okay, so how are you going?"

Student: "I'm not going."

Teacher: "Oh, so you're a wheelchair person?"

Why did Helen Keller have no ornaments on her Christmas tree?

'Cause she always dropped them.

What can a dwarf do standing up that a tall person can't do standing up?

Give a blowjob.

If someone has a gun and tries to shoot you, just say, “Hipity hoppity, that gun is my property.”

Person 1: I heard oxygen and magnesium went on a date.

Person 2: OMg!

What’s black and sits on top of the stairs?

Christopher Reeves in a house fire.

What is a homeless person's favorite joke?... Themselves.