Person jokes
What do you call a 96-year-old who can still masturbate?
Miracle Whip.
What do you call a disabled person called Gerald?
GERALD!
How to kill a blind person.
Give them a gun and tell them it's a hairdryer.
An emo tried to give me a high five...
I left him hanging.
How do you tell an Indian person from a Muslim?
Are you 7/11 or 9/11?
Max Difficulty
What's a person with Down syndrome's favorite detergent?
Downy.
A rapist, pedophile, and a priest walk into a bar. He orders a beer.
Same person.
What do you call someone with Down Syndrome who smokes weed?
A baked potato.
What is the worst motivational thing to say to a suicidal person?
"If at first you don’t succeed, try again and again until you succeed."
Someone telling a joke:
Boy: "My parents are dead."
Girl: "My grandad is too."
Orphan who listened to it: "That joke is dead!"
Person who told the joke: "So is your family!"
What do you call someone who wants to commit suicide by jumping off a building? A cliffhanger.
What do you call an LGBTQ person getting grilled? LGBBQ.
How did black people learn to steal sports cars?
By playing GTA nonstop.
Murder is the same as suicide, except the other person is doing it for you.
What's the difference between a black person and an apple?
An apple chooses to hang.
What's a depressed person's favorite drink?
Depresso expresso.
JK, it's bleach.
So, a person walked into a shop.
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What do you call someone with a small dick... whoever is reading this 😉
what do you call a white person having a seizure?
a vanilla shake.
Why do black people only have nightmares?
Because the last one that had a dream got shot.