Person jokes
What do you call a gay scientist? Stephen Hawqueen.
What’s something you can say about a fat person, but not about strippers?
Those legs sure hold a lot of weight.
What was Stephen Hawking's last meal?
His left shoulder.
What did Scorpion say to the ugly person?
"STAY OVER THERE!"
Sometimes a depressed person is antidepression.
When a fat person wants to kill themselves, why are they so worried? The diabetes will get to them sooner or later!
Why does Hitler deserve heaven? Because he killed Hitler.
What do you call a person who cares for chickens?
A chicken tender.
If a person shoots a person about to commit suicide, is it making it less painful, or is it murder?
Here [are] some questions firesharky:
1. What color hair do u have?
2. What[s] MY parents['] names? What hospital [were] u born in?
3. What state [were] u born in?
Do not say I don't know.
How do you help a suicidal person cheer up?
You tell them it's a leap of faith.
Sometimes I get jealous when I see a gravestone.
Person 1: A life.
Person 2: I don't get it.
Person 1: Exactly.
Did you hear about the person who invented the door knocker?
He won a no-bell prize.
If a deaf person is at court, then is it still called a hearing?
What do you call a blind person driving a car?
Died.
Louis Day is Steven Hawkins' identical twin.
Someone told me I looked gay today. I told him that my clothes just came out of the closet this morning.
If someone calls you fat, just ignore them. You are bigger than that!
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