Person jokes
What does one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob? “If we don’t get some support, people will think we’re nuts.”
What do you call a person with Down syndrome in a bathtub?
Vegetable soup.
Stephen Hawking had a high I.Q., but still had to learn how to be disabled.
What does the depressed person say to the happy person?
"Damn, I wish I was on the stuff you're on, lol."
Why was the emo person dead inside?
Because I stole their insides.
There was a guy called John.
Your sister: You're so ugly.
Me: But we look the same, so who's also ugly?
A person had a child named Bl, another named Es, and one named S. The next was named You. They were a very unholy family.
Their children were shamed upon because their names spell out "Bless you."
If someone who speaks two languages is bilingual, and someone who speaks many languages is multilingual, then what do you call someone who speaks one language?
An American.
What do you call a disabled person in a fire?
"HOT WHEELS!"
What do you say when a Spanish person loses a car?
Carlos.
What is the difference between a gay person and a refrigerator?
The refrigerator doesn’t start moaning and groaning when you try to put the meat in.
Daryll
A person asks a taxidermist what they do for a living. The taxidermist replies, "Oh, you know, stuff."
What do you call a person?
A person.
I gave a blind person a gun and said it was a hair dryer.
There's nothing quite like being told I'm wrong by someone who depends on me for food, clothing, and shelter.
I’m always the first person in line at school for lunch.
I just cut everyone.
Lewis Clow
Who's Hitler's best friend? Nazis me.