Person jokes
Next person that says 67, I am gonna yell "9/11" and sweep their feet.
Person 1: "Hey, I created a new word!"
Person 2: "What is it?"
Person 1: "Plagiarism!"
My mom told me that her doctor told her personally that she had to keep herself isolated because she has a few new symptoms that are going around, and those symptoms are that she has big titties, a sweet pussy, and a great ass.
Three people died and went to Hell. One of them is from America, the second guy is from Germany, and the third guy is from Afghanistan. The devil lets each person make a phone call to their loved ones in the country they came from, but they will be charged. The American spends 10 minutes on the phone and is charged $20. The German spends 12 minutes on the phone and is charged $24. The man from Afghanistan spends half an hour on the phone and is charged nothing. The other two guys asked the devil why. The devil responded: "Local calls are free."
The gayest person in the world is Pacman. You can pay him 50 cents to eat 200 balls.
What do you call a disabled Chinese person?
Sum Ting Wong.
What do you call an injured person who doesn't want to play a game with you? A sore loser.
Beau is gay.
Q. What do you get when you cross a mentally disabled person with a pedophile? A. Jeffy Epstein.
1st Person: Do you want to know something funny?
2nd Person: Yeah, sure!
1st Person: I don’t know, I’m German!
What’s the worst part about breaking up with a Japanese person You have to drop the bomb twice before they get the message
Why couldn’t the midget talk?
Because someone stepped on him.
If your name is Caleb or Connor, you have a problem.
How do you piss off a color blind person?
Give them a Rubik's cube.
What do you call someone who’s afraid of breaststroke? Chicken breast.
I sometimes want rampage, but what good would that do?
I look for a way out, but there's not even a light shining through.
The times where all is dark, are the times that I need a mark.
Though people say that nobody will care, the truth is: there's always one who's fair.
That person may not be the one you expect, but I am here with a passion to redirect.
Once there was a time where I tried to end it all, because I only looked on the dark side.
Truth was I wanted to be heard, to be respected, to let someone know.
But that was in the past and this isn't about my dark ride, it's time for others to know that only a few words, can extinguish a glow.
What was the first thing Thanos snapped?
Loki’s neck.
How do you tell an Indian person from a Muslim?
Are you 7/11 or 9/11?
I robbed a person in a wheelchair. He cried and said: "You can run, but you can't hide." I ran, and I never saw him again.
What's a homeless person's favorite cookie?
Pooreos.