Person Jokes - Page 38 - Worst Jokes Ever

What is a homeless person's favorite joke?... Themselves.

A married woman gets hit by a truck, and the cops tell her husband:

Cop: "Sir, it looks like your wife's been hit by a truck."

Man: "I know, but she has a great personality."

You're so short, when it rains you're the last one to know.

What do you call an Afghanistan person in a bath?

A bath bomb.

You know you’re getting fat when you sit in the bath, and the water in the bath rises.

The image is a four-panel comic. In the first panel, one stick figure is yelling at another stick figure, “BILLY! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!” In the second panel, the stick figure, now identified as Billy, is looking down at a small, bloody character. There is a speech bubble that says, “She likes me as a friend, but I still have hope.” In the third panel, a stick figure is holding a club with a speech bubble that says, “End his suffering.”

What do you call a disabled Chinese person?

Som Ting Wong.

Someone went to fly and thought of pizza.

Guess the joke.

Your girlfriend.

I was drinking a martini when a waitress yelled, "Do you know CPR?"

I replied, "I know the entire alphabet!" We all laughed and laughed, well, except one person.

What do emos use as birth control?

Their personalities!

A hand job from a deaf person counts as oral.

When someone throws something at your forehead, it stops moving and goes into orbit around your forehead.

Me, an orphan: *laughing at orphan jokes*

Some person: Stop laughing, it's sad to laugh at your pain.

Me, an orphan: That's the funny part, what am I going to do, tell my parents?

What do u call a person called zaid? Zait and za3tar. lol

If someone who speaks two languages is bilingual, and someone who speaks many languages is multilingual, then what do you call someone who speaks one language?

An American.

When someone says: "You're a mistake."

Say: "The only mistake I see is right in front of me."

You're so tall you can go see God, but you're so tall your balls got small.

What do you call a person that can't operate a wheelchair?

Stephen Hawking.

I did just see a blind person trying to f*ck a dog.

I made a joke about putting babies in the microwave and got told I was a disgusting person.

So from now on I’ll only make baby in the deep fryer jokes.

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