Person jokes
A cop pulls me over and asks if I have been drinking.
I'm an honest person and say yes, I did, so I take off my sunglasses and tell him that I now had 2 glasses less.
What do you call someone that no one loves?
An orphan.
My name is Bishal Khan and I can't walk.
I am cool.
Ethan Fennel
How do you make an emo mad at you?
Cut the rope.
Austin Nash
What's a smart person's favorite candy? Nerds! :D
What do you call a deaf person?
Whatever you want!
When a deaf person is on trial, is it really considered a hearing?
At least someone who is gay/Carter has someone.
Your mama so fat, the scale said, "Only one person at a time, please!"
Q: How do you punish a blind person?
A: Give them a gun and tell them it's a hairdryer.
An emo tried to high-five a tree.
It left him hanging.
When I throw a dodge ball at a person taller than me, it's always a nut shot.
I was wearing a George Floyd t-shirt, and a person said to me: "That must be a bit tight round the neck."
Why can't an emo person be in charge of sky diving?
He won't deploy the parachute.
Hi how are you?
You: OMG I CAN'T BELIEVE ALL THE KRAP THEY HAVE BEEN THROUGH!
The other person: Who?
You aka answer: Your Butt cheeks.
Josh is chubby.