Person jokes
Friend: Name one gay person off the top of your head.
Me: Me.
I'm sure you could be the smartest person in your class.
If it were a class for the profoundly retarded.
When a fat person steps on a scale, it says: “To be continued.”
What do you call a wheelchair person with a gun? Special ops.
Isn't Gwen the most thoughtful person?
Asian conversation:
Person 1: Ni hao, how's it going?
Person 2: Konnichiwa, what's up?
Person 1: I've bing chilling.
What's the similarity between a Christmas ornament and a person?
They both hang...
What do you call it when a white person beats a black person?
A KKKO.
What do you call a Chinese rapist? Rae ping you.
That bloke Dean's a cunt!
How do you help a constipated person?
You scare the shit out of them!
What do you call a person who smokes?
Smokey the Bear.
What do you call a person who's afraid of Santa?
Klaustrophobic.
Why do Chinese people need glasses to see better?
All they need to do is open their eyes.
What do you call a pedo with no legs? A creepy crawly.
You’re the type of person who would pee before a shower.
I threw a gay person into a fire. Now we call him LGBBQ.
Man's got that big bati, you know.
- The emo went to give the tree a high five, but the emo was left hanging.
- How did the gay person die? Homicide.
- Why did the emo get kicked out of the amusement park? He was cutting in line.
- When does a joke turn into a dad joke? When it leaves and never comes back.
- I cried when my dad chopped onions. Onions was such a good dog.
- I have happy memories building sandcastles with my dad, until my mom took his urn away.
- How is the person over there different from cancer? His dad didn't beat cancer.
A man went to buy 5 undies, so he said, "Hi, 5 undies, please, 1 for each weekday." Then another man comes and said, "Hi, 7 undies please, 1 for each day, and they'll finish cleaning by Sunday." So the cashier said, "Now that's more like it!" And then another person said, "Hi, 12 undies please, wait, I'm gonna double check... January... fe"