Person jokes
What do you call a pedo with no legs? A creepy crawly.
I'm such a good babysitter because the last person I babysat was so flat.
What is the difference between a suicidal person and you?
None, you are both dead on the inside. Lol.
Who is the blindest person in the world?
What do you call someone that no one loves?
An orphan.
Who can jump the highest?
Emos, some of them are still falling.
"My name is Dezz."
Heaven is like university: no one gets in.
A cop pulls me over and asks if I have been drinking.
I'm an honest person and say yes, I did, so I take off my sunglasses and tell him that I now had 2 glasses less.
Ethan Fennel
How do you make an emo mad at you?
Cut the rope.
An emo tried to high-five a tree.
It left him hanging.
Q: How do you punish a blind person?
A: Give them a gun and tell them it's a hairdryer.
Hi how are you?
What's a smart person's favorite candy? Nerds! :D
At least someone who is gay/Carter has someone.
Why can't an emo person be in charge of sky diving?
He won't deploy the parachute.
What do you call a deaf person?
Whatever you want!
When a deaf person is on trial, is it really considered a hearing?
Your mama so fat, the scale said, "Only one person at a time, please!"