Person jokes
My teacher made us watch a movie about the struggles of being an overweight person in this day and age.
It was really heavy on me.
Like if you know someone is emo and comment "emo🇷🇺."
Below I meant to say I set the gay person on fire.
Q. What do you call a rich person who is in a vegetative state?
A. A loaded potato.
Teacher: Okay class, look at the person to the right of you and describe them with one word.
Me: *looks to the right of me and sees the pick-me girl* "Penny."
Teacher: *shocked* How is she a penny?
Me: 'Cause she's two-faced, flat, and always in someone's pants. Not to mention worth practically nothing.
The translation is correct. Toilet for disabled person shouldn't be called toilet. It should be:
I'm at my happiest point in life. I'm dating someone that's autistic, and I was just saying I needed someone special in my life.
What’s one thing that a gay person is scared of?
A gay guy that’s straight!
You look like Megamind, drug dealer.
You: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Random person: Why?
You: To get to the idiot's house!
Random person: What?
You: Knock knock.
Random person: Who's there?
You: The chicken.
What do you get if you talk to a Down syndrome person face to face at close distance?
Soaked...
What do you call a rich Chinese person?!? Kaching!
Person: I broke my arm in three places.
Doctor: Well, don't go to those three places then.
You're so fat that people say you're the biggest bird!
What did God say when he created the first black person?
"Behold, this specimen of divine integrity!"
What do a crippled person's legs and the Twin Towers have in common? They both went down and never came back up.
Kid: Mum, how do you know someone is drunk?
Mum: See the four birds over there?
Kid: Huh, wait a minute.
Mum: A drunk person would see eight.
Kid: Mum, but there is only two.
You can't say Hitler was a bad person. He did kill Hitler after all.
Q: What kind of person has 100% ambition and never gives up if someone gets in their way?
A: A rapist.
I was wearing a George Floyd t-shirt, and a person said to me: "That must be a bit tight round the neck."
Yo mama so fat, she doesn't count as 1 person bro, she counts as 40 people.