Person jokes
A person had a child named Bl, another named Es, and one named S. The next was named You. They were a very unholy family.
Their children were shamed upon because their names spell out "Bless you."
What can a dwarf do standing up that a tall person can't do standing up?
Suck a big dick.
The Pope and Donald Trump are on stage in front of a huge crowd.
The Pope leaned towards Trump and said, “Do you know that with one little wave of my hand I can make every person in this crowd go wild with joy? This joy will not be a momentary display, like that of your followers, but go deep into their hearts and for the rest of their lives. Whenever they speak of this day, they will rejoice!”
Trump replies, “I seriously doubt that. With one little wave of your hand? Show me!”
So the Pope slapped him.
What's sad and has no life? The person reading this.
How Bibi celebrates Valentine's Day:
“I want to nutinyahu.”
“I’d blow up a school for you.”
“Can I be your ‘chosen person?’ 👉👈”
“I wanna bibi inside yo pp.”
The only time you see a depressed person lifted up is when they hang themselves.
I don’t trust anyone who doesn’t feel like screaming.
What do you call a dwarf with autism? Matthew Michal?
Q: What did the person who invented the door knocker get?
A: A no-bell prize.
My two moods are “I can’t believe I get to be a person” and “I can’t believe I have to be a person.”
No offense to anyone though. I don’t understand why everyone is bullying a person named Gwen?
My opinion is well “it’s just a regular person wanting to do jokes. You never know. It could be an adult or a kid.”
So leave her alone. Thank you. 😁
Literally no one: Why can't you hear the pterodactyl?
Random person: I don't know.
No one: BECAUSE THEY ARE EXTINCT!
Random person: Ha, cool, I guess.
Why can't you kill a depressed person?
Because they are already dead inside.
Why did the mushroom go to the party??
Because he was a fungi!
America has white people that are terrorists and racists. They love to blame people from different countries for what they have done.
White person: "We are not terrorists. Why would [we] ever do that in our history?"
The rest of the people: *looks at them stupid* "Y'all were the first motherfuckers to be a terrorist first and then wanting to blame others for your action."
1 person: "You still carrying that confederate flag. It means hatred and [you're] still trying to fight to bring back slaves again. Y'all say it's heritage and not hate, but [you're] clearly still a fucking loser, and your flag has an X [on it, which] means wrong. So... Still a loser. People can't be racist to a racist. It just doesn't make sense. I'm not saying all white people are racist, but I am talking about the ones who voted for Trump and be blind as hell. FUCK DONALD TRUMP AND THE RACIST PEOPLE!"
Tenzin is a sublime charlatan.
- Harib 2019
What do you call a virgin in Alabama? An orphan.
What do you call a smart person in America?
A tourist.
Gordon Ramsay isn't a racist. If a team screws up, he screams at every person equally—no matter what their skin color.
What do you call a person who measures air? Airometer.