Person jokes
If LEO were a spice, she’d be flour... BLAND and FORGETTABLE!
A blind kid was talking to me because he was getting bullied...
I told him, "Just tell them what you see!"
Person with no arms: Even though I have no arms, I can do anything you guys can.
Me: If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands. 👏👏 If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands. 👏👏
Person with no arms: 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
What do you call an autistic person playing a guitar?
Guarded.
If a mentally challenged person shows up late,
Is it ok to call him tardy?
Every depressed person just has to say, "I WANT TO JUMP OFF THAT TALL BUILDING RIGHT THERE!" and then points to the building and runs up to it like an immature child, and then they get disappointed when they aren't allowed into the building.
You look too old to be living with your grandma.
So you're offended by midget jokes? C'mon, grow up!
BlessedBrian’s mom’s birth certificate is a COLLECTOR’S ITEM.
Why did Hellen Keller's dogs run away?
Because wouldn't you runway too if your name was djhdhekdndyekedhekekfjkfurir?
One day my kid with no arms came up to me and said, "Mom, what's dark humor?" I thought about it, then said, "Go wave to that blind person." He just looked at me, confused, but angry.
What do me and a blind person have in common after I look at Alfie's mum?
We're both blind.
You're so poor, if I ever broke into your house, I'd give you things.
Tell the person next to you to spell "me." When they do, say, "You forgot the D." They should respond with, "There is no D in ME." You say, "Not yet." If this does not go as planned, well, then you are fucked for life.
Kevin Woody (look him up)
Tenzin is a sublime charlatan.
- Harib 2019
What do you call a gender neutral person who is lactose intolerant non-bi dairy?
What’s something you can say about a fat person, but not about strippers?
Those legs sure hold a lot of weight.
Isn't it ironic that the actually nice people tend to be suicidal?
Think about it: suicide exists to make sure bad people bother each other instead.
How do fat people settle arguments?
By seeing who can eat the most at a buffet.