Person jokes
What do you call a gender neutral person who is lactose intolerant non-bi dairy?
"What do you call a person who is afraid of Santa Claus?"
"Claustrophobic!"
Person with no arms: Even though I have no arms, I can do anything you guys can.
Me: If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands. 👏👏 If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands. 👏👏
Person with no arms: 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
What do you call an autistic person playing a guitar?
Guarded.
Every depressed person just has to say, "I WANT TO JUMP OFF THAT TALL BUILDING RIGHT THERE!" and then points to the building and runs up to it like an immature child, and then they get disappointed when they aren't allowed into the building.
Austin Nash
Kevin Woody (look him up)
Tenzin is a sublime charlatan.
- Harib 2019
Ryan.
What do you call a gay person on fire?
LGBBQ
If you hit an Indian person on the forehead with a dart, is it considered a bullseye?
What war did the black community win?
The Obama era. Only to lose to a smarter white person.
I’m always the first person in line at school for lunch.
I just cut everyone.
Teddy’s got a man in his Fanny.
What do me and a blind person have in common after I look at Alfie's mum?
We're both blind.
Why do they call them a nonce?
Because they go for people who don't have any sense.
Why did Hellen Keller's dogs run away?
Because wouldn't you runway too if your name was djhdhekdndyekedhekekfjkfurir?
One day my kid with no arms came up to me and said, "Mom, what's dark humor?" I thought about it, then said, "Go wave to that blind person." He just looked at me, confused, but angry.
Me: Knock, knock.
Another person (OP): OP: Who's there? Me: Hatch. OP: Hatch who? Me: Bless you =) OP: But I didn't sneeze. Me: You just don't get a joke, do you?
Poop Jackson.