Person jokes
Who is the blindest person in the world?
A cop pulls me over and asks if I have been drinking.
I'm an honest person and say yes, I did, so I take off my sunglasses and tell him that I now had 2 glasses less.
What do you call someone that no one loves?
An orphan.
My name is Bishal Khan and I can't walk.
What do you call a pedo with no legs? A creepy crawly.
Memes
I'm such a good babysitter because the last person I babysat was so flat.
What is the difference between a suicidal person and you?
None, you are both dead on the inside. Lol.
Your mama so fat, the scale said, "Only one person at a time, please!"
Q: How do you punish a blind person?
A: Give them a gun and tell them it's a hairdryer.
An emo tried to high-five a tree.
It left him hanging.
Ethan Fennel
How do you make an emo mad at you?
Cut the rope.
"My name is Dezz."
Heaven is like university: no one gets in.
What do you call a deaf person?
Whatever you want!
When a deaf person is on trial, is it really considered a hearing?
At least someone who is gay/Carter has someone.
Why can't an emo person be in charge of sky diving?
He won't deploy the parachute.
I was wearing a George Floyd t-shirt
And a person said to me:
"That must be a bit tight round the neck".
What's a smart person's favorite candy? Nerds! :D