Person jokes

Person with no arms: Even though I have no arms, I can do anything you guys can.

Me: If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands. 👏👏 If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands. 👏👏

Person with no arms: 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

What do you call a person that is both Black and Hispanic and was born on Wednesday? Miérkoolaids.

What do you call a gay person on fire?

LGBBQ

One day my kid with no arms came up to me and said, "Mom, what's dark humor?" I thought about it, then said, "Go wave to that blind person." He just looked at me, confused, but angry.

What do me and a blind person have in common after I look at Alfie's mum?

We're both blind.

Why do they call them a nonce?

Because they go for people who don't have any sense.

Teddy’s got a man in his Fanny.

Imagine a white van. Now imagine a white guy in the driver seat with a sombrero on and his arm out the window, and on the side of the van it says "Free Candy." But there's blood all over the van and a dead clown in the back.

When a person in a wheelchair says, "You've never taken a step in my shoes," and you say, "To be honest, you haven't either."

Kevin Woody (look him up)

You are quite [something].

Tenzin is a sublime charlatan.

- Harib 2019

Austin Nash

Ryan.

What war did the black community win?

The Obama era. Only to lose to a smarter white person.

I was drinking a martini and the waitress screamed, “Does anyone know CPR?!”

I yelled, “I know the entire alphabet!”, and we all laughed and laughed. Well, except one person, he didn't hear the joke.

Tell the person next to you to spell "me." When they do, say, "You forgot the D." They should respond with, "There is no D in ME." You say, "Not yet." If this does not go as planned, well, then you are fucked for life.

If you hit an Indian person on the forehead with a dart, is it considered a bullseye?

I’m always the first person in line at school for lunch.

I just cut everyone.

Why did the straight white caucasian male cross the road?

Because a black person was approaching.