Person jokes
One person said you are much more beautiful than Cinderella. The next day, you're in court and Cinderella is the witness.
(P.S. she was born to be a drama queen.)
If you're pro-life, I hope you get hit by a bus today!
I said to the emo girl, "She gets jealous every time her phone dies."
Random person: "What's one thing your ex gave you that you can't get rid of?"
Man: *Shows a picture of his child.*
Poop Jackson.
Memes
When you want Pringles, but a fat person was eating them, there were only three left, sweety.
Me: Knock, knock.
Another person (OP): OP: Who's there? Me: Hatch. OP: Hatch who? Me: Bless you =) OP: But I didn't sneeze. Me: You just don't get a joke, do you?
Gwen, let's chat at night for about 1 hour! I want to get to know each other better!
P.S., it's Jake.
I was wearing a George Floyd t-shirt, and a person said to me: "That must be a bit tight round the neck."
Do you know who Helen Keller is?
Neither did she.
Josh is chubby.
You’re so short you would need a lift to kiss your bride.
You: OMG I CAN'T BELIEVE ALL THE KRAP THEY HAVE BEEN THROUGH!
The other person: Who?
You aka answer: Your Butt cheeks.
Austin Nash
You are quite [something].
Kevin Woody (look him up)
Ryan.
Tenzin is a sublime charlatan.
- Harib 2019
What do you call a disabled person that has no legs and likes being alone?
Leaving, walking.
Why did Hellen Keller's dogs run away?
Because wouldn't you runway too if your name was djhdhekdndyekedhekekfjkfurir?