Person jokes
Isn't it ironic that the actually nice people tend to be suicidal?
Think about it: suicide exists to make sure bad people bother each other instead.
What do Jews and Black people have in common?
Living off welfare checks.
How did black people learn to steal sports cars?
By playing GTA nonstop.
I got mad at my white friend today. I, as a darker person, had told them to meet me outside at 3 o'clock. They, being VERY special that day, had said, "AM or PM?"
Laughing at their question, I said, "Honey, 3 AM, because I'll lose a fight at 3 PM."
If someone calls you fat, just ignore them. You are bigger than that!
What do you call a man without a body and a nose?
Ever noticed that "lol" looks like a person drowning?
If you hit an Indian person on the forehead with a dart, is it considered a bullseye?
I’m always the first person in line at school for lunch.
I just cut everyone.
Another joke, I know they suck.
What is a depressed person's favorite joke? Their life.
When an American goes on a scale, the other person will say, "I asked for your weight, not your phone number!"
You're so poor, if I ever broke into your house, I'd give you things.
Are you going to jump? Can I jump with you?
Why did Hellen Keller's dogs run away?
Because wouldn't you runway too if your name was djhdhekdndyekedhekekfjkfurir?
Imagine a white van. Now imagine a white guy in the driver seat with a sombrero on and his arm out the window, and on the side of the van it says "Free Candy." But there's blood all over the van and a dead clown in the back.
What do you call a gay person on fire?
LGBBQ
One day my kid with no arms came up to me and said, "Mom, what's dark humor?" I thought about it, then said, "Go wave to that blind person." He just looked at me, confused, but angry.
What do me and a blind person have in common after I look at Alfie's mum?
We're both blind.
Why do they call them a nonce?
Because they go for people who don't have any sense.
What war did the black community win?
The Obama era. Only to lose to a smarter white person.