Person jokes
What do you call a Japanese person when their knees are cured?
"Happynese" (happy knees).
When you want Pringles, but a fat person was eating them, there were only three left, sweety.
Me: Knock, knock.
Another person (OP): OP: Who's there? Me: Hatch. OP: Hatch who? Me: Bless you =) OP: But I didn't sneeze. Me: You just don't get a joke, do you?
One person said you are much more beautiful than Cinderella. The next day, you're in court and Cinderella is the witness.
(P.S. she was born to be a drama queen.)
Poop Jackson.
Memes
Gwen, let's chat at night for about 1 hour! I want to get to know each other better!
P.S., it's Jake.
Do you know who Helen Keller is?
Neither did she.
Josh is chubby.
Who can jump the highest?
Emos, some of them are still falling.
I am cool.
Who is the blindest person in the world?
A cop pulls me over and asks if I have been drinking.
I'm an honest person and say yes, I did, so I take off my sunglasses and tell him that I now had 2 glasses less.
What do you call someone that no one loves?
An orphan.
My name is Bishal Khan and I can't walk.
What do you call a pedo with no legs? A creepy crawly.
I'm such a good babysitter because the last person I babysat was so flat.
What is the difference between a suicidal person and you?
None, you are both dead on the inside. Lol.
Your mama so fat, the scale said, "Only one person at a time, please!"
Q: How do you punish a blind person?
A: Give them a gun and tell them it's a hairdryer.
An emo tried to high-five a tree.
It left him hanging.