You're so skinny, you can hula-hoop with Fruit Loops!
Person Jokes
Someone was bullying Stephen, so I said, "Why do you not stand up for yourself?"
A handicapped person and an orphan get into a fight. The orphan says, "At least I have two functional legs." The handicapped person says, "At least I have two functional parents."
What is the difference between an orphan and a homeless person? Nothing, haha.
No one is smart. I am smart.
If an old person tells you what to do just say, "At least my parents are alive!"
There was a guy called John.
Orphan: Have you seen my mommy?
Person: Are you an orphan?
Orphan: Yes?
Person: SON SON??? IS THAT YOU MY LOVE?
Orphan: MOTHER!
Person: Let's go home!
Orphan: Uhhhh
*She was never to be seen again*
The last words from a depressive person are: "I finally see a train!"
You look like Megamind, drug dealer.
Talk to me if you're online.
Like if you know someone is emo and comment "emo🇷🇺."
They call me Juan, they call me Jose, but I'm Juan person.
I'm weird.
A disabled man stands up.
A blind man says, "You can stand?"
A deaf man says, "You can see?"
A mute person says, "You can hear?"
The disabled man says, "You can talk!"
Doctor: "What the actual f**k"
I went to a depressed person and said, "Do you wanna hang with me?"
An LDS preacher knocks on the door with a chalice of wine offering to do the sacrament.
The person living there points and says, "Begone, foul blood-drinker!"
And promptly the preacher bursts into flames, leaving nothing but ash.
What happens when Helen Keller picks her nose?
She slurs her words...
What do an orphan and a homeless person have in common?
They have no one to call "Dad."
Hey Qwen, it's me.
