Person jokes
What do you call a Mexican without a car?
Carlos.
The teacher says to do your homework. I do. My friends do. One person never does any of his homework.
Eventually, we had to have fun. He said he didn't do it. WOW what did he do? I like to think he got smacked and nearly committed suicide.
Robert Ryall
The gayest person in the world is Pacman. You can pay him to eat 200 balls.
What did one cheese say to the other cheese?
"Hello, it's a nice day, do you have any plans on what you're going to do?"... The other cheese was taken back by his politeness and friendliness, they agreed to meet again, and were soon married and lived happily ever after. Let this tale of the two cheeses inspire you to be a better person.
Memes
1st Person: Do you want to know something funny?
2nd Person: Yeah, sure!
1st Person: I don’t know, I’m German!
What do you call an Indian person who is not starving? Dead.
If a person in a wheelchair runs you over, can you call it a "hit and can't run?"
It's not a hate crime if you don't hate the person.
I’m light as a feather, yet the strongest person can’t hold me for five minutes. What am I?
You're so skinny, you can hula-hoop with Fruit Loops!
Someone was bullying Stephen, so I said, "Why do you not stand up for yourself?"
A handicapped person and an orphan get into a fight. The orphan says, "At least I have two functional legs." The handicapped person says, "At least I have two functional parents."
What is the difference between an orphan and a homeless person? Nothing, haha.
No one is smart. I am smart.
If an old person tells you what to do just say, "At least my parents are alive!"
There was a guy called John.
Orphan: Have you seen my mommy?
Person: Are you an orphan?
Orphan: Yes?
Person: SON SON??? IS THAT YOU MY LOVE?
Orphan: MOTHER!
Person: Let's go home!
Orphan: Uhhhh
*She was never to be seen again*
The last words from a depressive person are: "I finally see a train!"
You look like Megamind, drug dealer.