Person jokes
What did God say to the black person?
"Oops, I burned one."😳
Not racist, just funny.
What do you sing on a dead person's birthday?
"Happy Death-Day To You!"
Someone told me I looked gay today. I told him that my clothes just came out of the closet this morning.
I offered to share a meal with a homeless person once, but he said, "Piss off and buy your own!"
Somebody asked me, "What's that on your arm?" I just said, "My cats got OCD."
They say there's a person capable of murder in every friendship group. I suspected it was Dave, so I killed him before he could cause any harm.
What do you call a person in a wheelchair with a speaker?
Rolling Loud 🎸🎸
I got a heart pain then I went to [the] hospital. When the doctor says I am dead, but I run then I jump. I am not dead!
Person 1: A life.
Person 2: I don't get it.
Person 1: Exactly.
What kind of bath bomb does an emo person use?
A toaster.
You are so skinny that they won't let you ride a fucking roller coaster because you flew before.
Who is the only person time waits for? Nun.
you.
The best way to tell a Hindu person and a Muslim person apart is asking them:
"Are you 7-Eleven or 9/11?"
The person next to me on my flight was shocked when they found out I was Arabian. I lagged so hard my gerber almost fell out of my pocket.
You: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Random person: Why?
You: To get to the idiot's house!
Random person: What?
You: Knock knock.
Random person: Who's there?
You: The chicken.
Why did the ball person go to the doctor?
He was kicked in the balls.
What do you say when a person trips?
You say, "Why you trippin'?"
This one butt cheek said to the other one, "It's really personal, but it's okay, I'll tell you." It said, "Hey, let's go to my crib so we can smoke a little joint, watch a movie, and go upstairs in the room and get down."
Knock knock. Who's there? Knock knock. Knock knock who? I'll knock knock you out if you don't stop.