Person jokes
I'm horny and gay.
What do you call a person whose heart stopped?
Dead.
Okay, so I know this is not a joke, but I wanted to take some time to say if you have autism, you are still amazing. You are lovely in every way, and if people bully you, don't listen because they are wrong. You are cute, and I know how it feels. I have ADHD, and I get bullied a lot, but I don't let that get to me because I know what they are saying is wrong and not true. People with autism, stay strong; you got this. I will be your friend by heart, even if it's not in person.
What’s something you can say about a fat person, but not about strippers?
Those legs sure hold a lot of weight.
How do fat people settle arguments?
By seeing who can eat the most at a buffet.
Isn't it ironic that the actually nice people tend to be suicidal?
Think about it: suicide exists to make sure bad people bother each other instead.
What do Jews and Black people have in common?
Living off welfare checks.
How did black people learn to steal sports cars?
By playing GTA nonstop.
I got mad at my white friend today. I, as a darker person, had told them to meet me outside at 3 o'clock. They, being VERY special that day, had said, "AM or PM?"
Laughing at their question, I said, "Honey, 3 AM, because I'll lose a fight at 3 PM."
What do you call a disabled person that has no legs and likes being alone?
Leaving, walking.
If someone calls you fat, just ignore them. You are bigger than that!
Why did the straight white caucasian male cross the road?
Because a black person was approaching.
What does a physicist call it when a suicidal person is high up? Potential energy.
What's the difference between a normal person's funeral and a person with polio?
The pose!
Someone told me I looked gay today. I told him that my clothes just came out of the closet this morning.
A blind kid was talking to me because he was getting bullied...
I told him, "Just tell them what you see!"
What word starts with n and ends with r and you wouldn’t wanna call a Black person?
You really thought n****r, didn't you?
If LEO were a spice, she’d be flour... BLAND and FORGETTABLE!
So you're offended by midget jokes? C'mon, grow up!
BlessedBrian’s mom’s birth certificate is a COLLECTOR’S ITEM.