Person jokes
Why do black people have nightmares? Because the last person who had a dream got shot.
What does a physicist call it when a suicidal person is high up? Potential energy.
What's the difference between a normal person's funeral and a person with polio?
The pose!
Why did the straight white caucasian male cross the road?
Because a black person was approaching.
If a mentally challenged person shows up late,
Is it ok to call him tardy?
If you hit an Indian person on the forehead with a dart, is it considered a bullseye?
What word starts with n and ends with r and you wouldn’t wanna call a Black person?
You really thought n****r, didn't you?
There was a very lazy person. He saw a banana peel in front of him while he was walking... and he said: “Oh God, protect me from falling!”
Why did Hellen Keller's dogs run away?
Because wouldn't you runway too if your name was djhdhekdndyekedhekekfjkfurir?
What war did the black community win?
The Obama era. Only to lose to a smarter white person.
I’m always the first person in line at school for lunch.
I just cut everyone.
Teddy’s got a man in his Fanny.
You look too old to be living with your grandma.
What do you call a man without a body and a nose?
Ever noticed that "lol" looks like a person drowning?
When you want Pringles, but a fat person was eating them, there were only three left, sweety.
BlessedBrian’s mom’s birth certificate is a COLLECTOR’S ITEM.
If LEO were a spice, she’d be flour... BLAND and FORGETTABLE!
What do you call a gay person on fire?
LGBBQ
Are you going to jump? Can I jump with you?