Person jokes

Your mama so fat, the scale said, "Only one person at a time, please!"

Q: How do you punish a blind person?

A: Give them a gun and tell them it's a hairdryer.

Ethan Fennel

Who can jump the highest?

Emos, some of them are still falling.

I am cool.

How do you make an emo mad at you?

Cut the rope.

An emo tried to high-five a tree.

It left him hanging.

Do you know who Helen Keller is?

Neither did she.

Josh is chubby.

You’re so short you would need a lift to kiss your bride.

You: OMG I CAN'T BELIEVE ALL THE KRAP THEY HAVE BEEN THROUGH!

The other person: Who?

You aka answer: Your Butt cheeks.

What's the difference between a dead person and a walkie-talkie?

A dead person does not walkie or talkie.

There was a very lazy person. He saw a banana peel in front of him while he was walking... and he said: “Oh God, protect me from falling!”

So you're offended by midget jokes? C'mon, grow up!

What do you call a gender neutral person who is lactose intolerant non-bi dairy?

What word starts with n and ends with r and you wouldn’t wanna call a Black person?

You really thought n****r, didn't you?

"What do you call a person who is afraid of Santa Claus?"

"Claustrophobic!"

If a mentally challenged person shows up late,

Is it ok to call him tardy?

Every depressed person just has to say, "I WANT TO JUMP OFF THAT TALL BUILDING RIGHT THERE!" and then points to the building and runs up to it like an immature child, and then they get disappointed when they aren't allowed into the building.

What do you call an autistic person playing a guitar?

Guarded.