Person jokes
BlessedBrian’s mom’s birth certificate is a COLLECTOR’S ITEM.
What do you call a gender neutral person who is lactose intolerant non-bi dairy?
What's the difference between a dead person and a walkie-talkie?
A dead person does not walkie or talkie.
If LEO were a spice, she’d be flour... BLAND and FORGETTABLE!
You look too old to be living with your grandma.
Memes
What do you call a man without a body and a nose?
Ever noticed that "lol" looks like a person drowning?
I said to the emo girl, "She gets jealous every time her phone dies."
Random person: "What's one thing your ex gave you that you can't get rid of?"
Man: *Shows a picture of his child.*
If you're pro-life, I hope you get hit by a bus today!
What do you call a Japanese person when their knees are cured?
"Happynese" (happy knees).
When you want Pringles, but a fat person was eating them, there were only three left, sweety.
Me: Knock, knock.
Another person (OP): OP: Who's there? Me: Hatch. OP: Hatch who? Me: Bless you =) OP: But I didn't sneeze. Me: You just don't get a joke, do you?
One person said you are much more beautiful than Cinderella. The next day, you're in court and Cinderella is the witness.
(P.S. she was born to be a drama queen.)
Poop Jackson.
Gwen, let's chat at night for about 1 hour! I want to get to know each other better!
P.S., it's Jake.
Do you know who Helen Keller is?
Neither did she.
Josh is chubby.
Who can jump the highest?
Emos, some of them are still falling.
I am cool.