Person jokes
A cop pulls me over and asks if I have been drinking.
I'm an honest person and say yes, I did, so I take off my sunglasses and tell him that I now had 2 glasses less.
My name is Bishal Khan and I can't walk.
What do you call a pedo with no legs? A creepy crawly.
I'm such a good babysitter because the last person I babysat was so flat.
What do you call someone that no one loves?
An orphan.
Memes
What is the difference between a suicidal person and you?
None, you are both dead on the inside. Lol.
An emo tried to high-five a tree.
It left him hanging.
When I throw a dodge ball at a person taller than me, it's always a nut shot.
Your mama so fat, the scale said, "Only one person at a time, please!"
Q: How do you punish a blind person?
A: Give them a gun and tell them it's a hairdryer.
What do you call a deaf person?
Whatever you want!
When a deaf person is on trial, is it really considered a hearing?
What's a smart person's favorite candy? Nerds! :D
Hi how are you?
At least someone who is gay/Carter has someone.
Why can't an emo person be in charge of sky diving?
He won't deploy the parachute.
You look too old to be living with your grandma.
What do you call a man without a body and a nose?
Ever noticed that "lol" looks like a person drowning?
What do you call a Japanese person when their knees are cured?
"Happynese" (happy knees).