Person jokes
What do you call someone that no one loves?
An orphan.
My name is Bishal Khan and I can't walk.
Who can jump the highest?
Emos, some of them are still falling.
I am cool.
"My name is Dezz."
A cop pulls me over and asks if I have been drinking.
I'm an honest person and say yes, I did, so I take off my sunglasses and tell him that I now had 2 glasses less.
An emo tried to high-five a tree.
It left him hanging.
What do you call a pedo with no legs? A creepy crawly.
I'm such a good babysitter because the last person I babysat was so flat.
What is the difference between a suicidal person and you?
None, you are both dead on the inside. Lol.
Heaven is like university: no one gets in.
Who is the blindest person in the world?
How do you make an emo mad at you?
Cut the rope.
One person said you are much more beautiful than Cinderella. The next day, you're in court and Cinderella is the witness.
(P.S. she was born to be a drama queen.)
I said to the emo girl, "She gets jealous every time her phone dies."
Me: Knock, knock.
Another person (OP): OP: Who's there? Me: Hatch. OP: Hatch who? Me: Bless you =) OP: But I didn't sneeze. Me: You just don't get a joke, do you?
Poop Jackson.
Random person: "What's one thing your ex gave you that you can't get rid of?"
Man: *Shows a picture of his child.*
When you want Pringles, but a fat person was eating them, there were only three left, sweety.
When a deaf person is on trial, is it really considered a hearing?