Josh is chubby.
Person Jokes
You’re so short you would need a lift to kiss your bride.
You: OMG I CAN'T BELIEVE ALL THE KRAP THEY HAVE BEEN THROUGH!
The other person: Who?
You aka answer: Your Butt cheeks.
What's the difference between a dead person and a walkie-talkie?
A dead person does not walkie or talkie.
If LEO were a spice, she’d be flour... BLAND and FORGETTABLE!
There was a very lazy person. He saw a banana peel in front of him while he was walking... and he said: “Oh God, protect me from falling!”
So you're offended by midget jokes? C'mon, grow up!
BlessedBrian’s mom’s birth certificate is a COLLECTOR’S ITEM.
What do you call a gender neutral person who is lactose intolerant non-bi dairy?
What word starts with n and ends with r and you wouldn’t wanna call a Black person?
You really thought n****r, didn't you?
"What do you call a person who is afraid of Santa Claus?"
"Claustrophobic!"
What’s the difference between a crossdresser and a trans person?
About 3 years.
If a mentally challenged person shows up late,
Is it ok to call him tardy?
Every depressed person just has to say, "I WANT TO JUMP OFF THAT TALL BUILDING RIGHT THERE!" and then points to the building and runs up to it like an immature child, and then they get disappointed when they aren't allowed into the building.
What do you call an autistic person playing a guitar?
Guarded.
Person with no arms: Even though I have no arms, I can do anything you guys can.
Me: If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands. 👏👏 If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands. 👏👏
Person with no arms: 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
What do you call a person that is both Black and Hispanic and was born on Wednesday? Miérkoolaids.
What do you call a gay person on fire?
LGBBQ
One day my kid with no arms came up to me and said, "Mom, what's dark humor?" I thought about it, then said, "Go wave to that blind person." He just looked at me, confused, but angry.
What do me and a blind person have in common after I look at Alfie's mum?
We're both blind.
