Person jokes

Plane

A plane is about to crash into the ocean, and the passengers are freaking out.

A woman stands up, takes off her clothes, and says, "Before I go, is there a man man enough to make me feel like a woman?"

A man stands up, takes off his shirt, and says, "Here, iron this!"

Stereotype

To a Mexican person: When I first met you, I thought you were going to say, "My name is Enrique, I have a job for you."

Memes

Yo mama

Yo mama so fat, when she stepped on the scales, it said, "One person at a time, please!"

Piece

I wrote puns on a piece of paper like this:

P. P. P. P. U. U. U. U. N. N. N. N. S. S. S. S.

Then I showed them to my teacher, asking him what they had in common.

“They are all very tearable,” he replied.

Well, there is one person who gets it!

Threesome

Kate: Can we have a threesome?

Trevor: Sure.

The lights go off and Trevor starts doing what he's supposed to be doing, and then he feels something going up his back end. He goes to punch the person behind him, but then he turns on the light, and it was Kate behind him, and he's been fucking the guy the whole time.

Fence

My neighbor has been mad at his wife for sunbathing nude. I personally am on the fence.

Bone

"Don't break a person's heart, they only have one."

"Yeah, break their bones instead... they have over 200 of those :)"

Gay person

Why can’t a gay person walk a trail? Because a gay person can’t walk on a straight line.

Him

Did you hear about the person who died? I would tell you about him, but he died.

Lettuce

I was trying to make friends, and this one person came up to me. They said, "Lettuce be friends?" I just laughed and said that was tear-able.