Person jokes

Armadillo

    • So there is someone who doesn't know what an armadillo is.

    He then sees one. He asks it a question, "What are you?"

    The armadillo replies, "Armadillo."

    The person says: "What's a dilo?"

    Threesome

    • Kate: Can we have a threesome?

    Trevor: Sure.

    The lights go off and Trevor starts doing what he's supposed to be doing, and then he feels something going up his back end. He goes to punch the person behind him, but then he turns on the light, and it was Kate behind him, and he's been fucking the guy the whole time.

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    • Person memes

    Alien

    • Things said by racist aliens: "Some of my best friends are Green." "I just know that Orange guy stole my spaceship." "You're very pretty for a Purple girl." "We know you Tentacletians like to rape everyone with your tentacles!" "Adax Hitao should have finished off you Bluish people." "You 2-headed people are so stupid!" "No Slimatians are allowed in this restaurant because of health codes." "Get the hell out of my store you grigger!" "The Plu Plux Plum meeting is tonight! Let's burn some spaceships on the Greenies' lawns!"

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    • Asian

    • I called an Asian person and asked, 'Is this Mister Wing?' 'No.'

    I called once more and asked, 'Is this Mister Wong?' 'No.'

    I guess I 'winged the Wong number.'

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    • Stereotype

    • To a Mexican person: When I first met you, I thought you were going to say, "My name is Enrique, I have a job for you."

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    • Tree

    • It's not surprising there isn't a whole lot of good tree jokes.

    Most foresters have a wooden personality.

    Emo

    • I was gonna walk up to an emo and say, "Do you get jealous when your phone dies?"

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    • Option

    • Random person: "Just turn the page and start over."

    Me: "I'm not sure if you're telling me to be gay or uhhhh die but both are good options."

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