Person jokes
What do you call a disabled person who gets high?
Baked potato.
What’s the difference between anal sex and vegetables? One is cruel to the person getting it in, the other is vegetables.
What do you call a white person having a seizure?
A vanilla shake.
Q: What did the Jewish person say when he beat me in a race?
A: Eat my dust.
Rape jokes aren’t funny!!! And definitely not something to joke about, what’s wrong with ppl, like seriously what a world we live in. This is sick!
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire?
Hot Wheels! We'll see him soon.
On one hand he was fantastic and the other a spastic. You could say he was a fantastic spastic.
I offered to share a meal with a homeless person once, but he said, "Piss off and buy your own!"
In my free time, I like to help blind people.
Verb, not adjective.
Alright class, the person who answers my next question gets to go home.
Then a guy throws a pencil. The teacher asks, "Who threw that pencil?" "I did, I get to go home."
A rapist walks into a school and asks if they had 5 year olds in the school, and the teacher replies, "Are you that same person who took Jimmy?"
The man replies, "Yes," and the teacher says, "Take Susie too; she's being a little bitch."
What does a person that’s high and Helen Keller have in common?
Both stare off into space.
Trump should be grateful for DEI.
How else could a mentally handicapped person be elected President?
What does an 80-year-old woman taste like?
Depends.
What do you call a virgin in Alabama? An orphan.
I saw a disabled person in the super market. They were at the vegetable aisle.
Person 1: You are the dumbest person in the class.
Person 2: Well, you're the second. Maybe, but at least I'm not the dumbest.
Person 2: I know how to fix that!
... Next day person commits suicide...
I made someone a PB and J sandwich... they died.
Don't criticize someone until you've walked a mile in their shoes. So, when you criticize them, they won't be able to hear you from that far away. Plus, you'll have their shoes.
I gave a gun to a blind person and told them it was a hair dryer.