If someone who speaks two languages is bilingual, and someone who speaks many languages is multilingual, then what do you call someone who speaks one language?
An American.
(If it's unoriginal, I apologize. My friend gave me this joke.)
-Signed, AdmiralKizaru.
They say Disneyland is the happiest place on earth. Well, apparently, no one has ever been standing next to you.
whats a dead persons favorite sentence**?I made it
some one when thought the fly thought for pizza
every single person on the plane died exept for 2 how is that posible?
It seid all the single people died the 2 were a couple. Thats how it was possible
me an orphan: *laughing at orphan jokes* some person: stop laughing, it's sad to laugh at your pain me an orphan: that the funny part, what am I going to do, tell my parents?
feeling stressed? have a nice cup of tea and spill it in the lab of the person bothering you.
What do you call a 96-year-old who can still masturbate?
miracle whip
what do you call a bald person on fire a fried egg
Me: knock, knock,
Other person: who’s there?
Me: Atch
Other person: Atch who
Me: Bless you
When someone says: your are a mistake. say the only mistake I see is right in front of me.
Friend: If you could get rid of any one person in your life who would it be? Me: Me Friend: *does nothing* (x_x) I forgot that I don't have friends
Why did the man miss the funeral? He wasn’t a mourning person.
If a blind person can’t see then, do they sleep?
They’re the night watchers while people who see sleep
My grandfather was the type of person who never threw anything away He died in World War II holding on to a hand grenade
what do u call a person called zaid? Zait and za3tar lol
I made a joke about putting babies in the microwave and got told I was a disgusting person. So from now on I’ll only make baby in the deep fryer jokes.
