Person jokes
How do you find a black person in the dark without a flashlight?
Tell them a joke to make them smile.
What can’t a Black person say to a police officer?
"Thanks for the warning."
My grandfather was the type of person who never threw anything away.
He died in World War II holding on to a hand grenade.
You are the reason why child abortion still exists in the world.
If I flip off an Asian person, he can't see it.
You're so poor that when you walked into an elevator, you thought it was a mobile home.
A poor person came up to me and said, "You're ugly." I said, "You remind me of Spider-Man: No Way Home."
I'm not saying I'm ugly...
But when I'm watching porn, the hot, sexy women in my area always pop up and ask me if I'm rich.
Somebody: Do you even eat and get sleep?
Me: I have depression, what do you think?!
Chuck Norris is the only man that ever had sex with my wife and survived. Oh, how did I survive?
Fortunately, being her husband, I was the one person she wasn't fucking.
Friend: Name one gay person off the top of your head.
Me: Me.
What would you call a person who hides in a house for 24 hours and then kills them?
Morgz.
Both man and woman have balls, but they like to play with the ball of each other because a person always loves what they don't have. 😁
What’s Stephen Hawking’s favorite food?
His shoulder.
Q: What did the person who invented the door knocker get?
A: A no-bell prize.
Why did the nose cross the road to find the person who "nose"?
You know, being a bitch is hard... but I found the person who's up for the challenge... you.
Why did the suicidal person cross the road?
To slow down traffic!
Imagine if you were an Arabic person shopping at Walmart with your son.
Now imagine he got lost and you had to start calling out his name.
...Now imagine his name is "Allahu Akbar."
Person 1: "I love KFC."
Person 2: "Yeah, me too!"
Person 1: "How many have you gotten?"
Person 2: "How am I supposed to remember how many buckets of chicken I have ordered!?"
Person 1: "Chicken? What chicken? What do you think KFC stands for?"
Person 2: "Kentucky Fried Chicken?"
Person 1: "What? I thought it meant kidnapping foster children."
Person 2: "BLOODY WHATT??"