Person jokes
Why did the emo person cross the road?
TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE Haha.
Guys, the person that said "suck a dick" was Mase. His real name is Mason, so ya.
Me and a wheelchair person were playing tag, and I broke my leg so it can be fair for him.
If I had a dollar for every time you said something smart, I'd be broke.
Why does everyone respect midgets and dwarves?
They never look down on anyone.
What is the difference between a suicidal person and you? You're not dead.
What do cannibals call a person that is running?
Fast food.
How do you know someone is going to die?
He can't stop coughing. (coffin)
They are hairy.
What do a deaf person and an orphan have in common? Neither of them can hear their parents.
I robbed a person in a wheelchair. He cried and said: "You can run, but you can't hide." I ran, and I never saw him again.
Why did the nose cross the road to find the person who "nose"?
When a person yells, just laugh and remember that they can’t hurt what’s already dead.
You know, being a bitch is hard... but I found the person who's up for the challenge... you.
Comment on this if you are somewhat like me: depressed, single, gay, and act like you're not burning inside.
Let's say I was immortal. No matter what I did, I would be alive. But, the catch is I’m the least flexible and least strong person in the world.
Now, I get my head chopped off. What would I do? I would roll over to my headless body and figure out what it's like to suck my own dick.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Die.
Die who?
Me, I want to die.
Normal person: "I'm perfect!"
Goth person: "Nobody is."
There are two types of faces:
The handsome one, but the wallet is ugly.
Then there is this personal face full of bumps, but even they lack a wallet.
Q: What did the person who invented the door knocker get?
A: A no-bell prize.