Person jokes
What’s Stephen Hawking’s favorite food?
His shoulder.
Ever absorb Griffin?
Brady Quinn!!
What can’t a Black person say to a police officer?
"Thanks for the warning."
A poor person came up to me and said, "You're ugly." I said, "You remind me of Spider-Man: No Way Home."
I saw someone who was about to jump off a bridge. They were wearing a Nike "JUST DO IT" shirt.
Memes
What do you call a white person from Africa?
Albino.
How do you find a black person in the dark without a flashlight?
Tell them a joke to make them smile.
How do you tell an Indian person from a Muslim?
Are you 7/11 or 9/11?
Feeling stressed? Have a nice cup of tea and spill it in the lab of the person bothering you.
What do sharks and people have in common? The great ones are white.
Imagine if you were an Arabic person shopping at Walmart with your son.
Now imagine he got lost and you had to start calling out his name.
...Now imagine his name is "Allahu Akbar."
Bully: I wouldn't bother wasting my time on a shit person like you.
Me: At least I have a brain unlike you.
Bully: Well at least I have a mom unlike you.
Me: Well your mom is so fat that she got stuck in her car and started bleeding Nutella?
Bully: How would you know that?
Me: Because she told me herself.
Bully: How exactly?
Me: She's on the phone right now.
Phone: *High pitched animal noises*
Me: Told you so!
When a white person says the n word,
black people: "Y'all mother fu...rs ain't gonna believe dis shit."
Why does the disabled person scrunch his toilet paper up? Because that’s the way he rolls.
Homeless person says to a rich person, "I'm homeless."
Rich person: "Then buy a house!"
What do you call a person with cancer?
A ghost with a body.
Hi, my name is Jeff.
Hey, you down to fuck?
No, I’m just down.
What’s the difference between a mosquito and a blonde?
One stops sucking when you slap it.
What do you call a flat-chested depressed person?
A cutting board.