Person jokes
Both man and woman have balls, but they like to play with the ball of each other because a person always loves what they don't have. đ
Whatâs Stephen Hawkingâs favorite food?
His shoulder.
This anorexic girl wanted to fight me. I told her that I would roast her, but she didn't have any meat.
Has anyone alive ever died?
Is this our eternal life?
If I had a dollar for every time you said something smart, I'd be broke.
Memes
Why did the emo person cross the road?
TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE Haha.
Guys, the person that said "suck a dick" was Mase. His real name is Mason, so ya.
Me and a wheelchair person were playing tag, and I broke my leg so it can be fair for him.
When a person yells, just laugh and remember that they canât hurt whatâs already dead.
What do a deaf person and an orphan have in common? Neither of them can hear their parents.
They are hairy.
What do cannibals call a person that is running?
Fast food.
How do you know someone is going to die?
He can't stop coughing. (coffin)
I robbed a person in a wheelchair. He cried and said: "You can run, but you can't hide." I ran, and I never saw him again.
Why does everyone respect midgets and dwarves?
They never look down on anyone.
What is the difference between a suicidal person and you? You're not dead.
What do you call a night person? A night owl đŚ who is up all night, lol!
Chuck Norris is the only man that ever had sex with my wife and survived. Oh, how did I survive?
Fortunately, being her husband, I was the one person she wasn't fucking.
Comment on this if you are somewhat like me: depressed, single, gay, and act like you're not burning inside.
What do you say after making fun of a disabled person?
"Sorry, I didn't mean to step on your toes."