Person jokes
What do you call a depressed person?
Me.
Yo mama is so fat, she has her own personal gravity.
Ti girls yiman nyan kuni karhata Nina munh.
What do you call someone who wants to jump off a building?
Cause they want to become Super Man.
Josh is chubby.
Why did the person take crayons to the bedroom?
To draw the curtains.
Wanna know something funny?
Me, because I'm funny looking.
Person: Where's your mom and dad?
Orphan: :(
What do you call a blind person driving a car?
Died.
What do you call a rich Chinese person? Cha-ching!
Ask Siri what rich North Koreans are there.
Siri: "I could not find anything for this question."
Why is falone mentally disabled?
Who knows, and quite frankly, who cares?
What do you call someone with no legs?
Disabled.
Hey, you down to fuck?
No, I’m just down.
What do you call a disabled person in a fire?
"HOT WHEELS!"
My sister said that if you go to a random person's door, the sister will all Waze open it.
Here [are] some questions firesharky:
1. What color hair do u have?
2. What[s] MY parents['] names? What hospital [were] u born in?
3. What state [were] u born in?
Do not say I don't know.
What do a crippled person's legs and the Twin Towers have in common? They both went down and never came back up.
Beau is gay.
I'm dead! 😂💀💀
How can you surprise someone who is blind?
Leave a plunger in the toilet.