Person jokes
I went to a depressed person and said, "Do you wanna hang with me?"
How do you tell an Indian person from a Muslim?
Are you 7/11 or 9/11?
More random keyboard words made into sentences:
This was a joke that was made by someone who had never been to the game before, but who was the first person to make it into a game of game with the intention of being able to play the first person who played it.
Any singular person who makes fun of the Chinese in any of these posts is deemed a 他妈的傻逼.
Joke not up for debate.
Nobody: Aww, that's so sad!
Me: Just like me.
Coooper
Why did the little boy cry?
He had a frog nailed to his face and stapled to each of his fins. The frogs were his personal molesters.
There once was a street named Chuck Norris. They had to change the name because no one crosses Chuck Norris and lives.
Gwen, let's chat at night for about 1 hour! I want to get to know each other better!
P.S., it's Jake.
What did the person say to the orphan?
"Where are your parents?"
What do you say to an upset Down syndrome person?
I'd ask what's up, but it's definitely not you!
What's an emo person's least favorite game? Cut The Rope.
I miss Gwen.
When your teenager asks for personal space and you remind her that she came out of your personal space.
What did John say after someone shot his leg?
Oof!
What do you call an injured person who doesn't want to play a game with you? A sore loser.
I went to the dam to take the dam tour, but the dam tour guide told me there wasn't going to be a dam tour that day. So I was thirsty and I wanted some dam water, but the dam man wouldn't give me any dam water, so I told the dam man to keep his dam water.
What do you call someone who wants to commit suicide by jumping off a building?
A cliffhanger.
Kaleb: Addison, are you okay???
Addison: Not at all. People think I'm annoying and stupid! Do you?
Kaleb: Yes, once I pound you in the ass.
Asians love it when a British person says "Rice!"