Person jokes
What do you call a white person from Africa?
Albino.
Friend: Name one gay person off the top of your head.
Me: Me.
What can’t a Black person say to a police officer?
"Thanks for the warning."
Ever absorb Griffin?
Brady Quinn!!
What would you call a person who hides in a house for 24 hours and then kills them?
Morgz.
Both man and woman have balls, but they like to play with the ball of each other because a person always loves what they don't have. 😁
What’s Stephen Hawking’s favorite food?
His shoulder.
Person: You suck!
Me: Tell that to your mom, and she’ll say the same thing, honey. 😎
If I flip off an Asian person, he can't see it.
I saw someone who was about to jump off a bridge. They were wearing a Nike "JUST DO IT" shirt.
A poor person came up to me and said, "You're ugly." I said, "You remind me of Spider-Man: No Way Home."
What do you say after making fun of a disabled person?
"Sorry, I didn't mean to step on your toes."
What do you call a night person? A night owl 🦉 who is up all night, lol!
Chuck Norris is the only man that ever had sex with my wife and survived. Oh, how did I survive?
Fortunately, being her husband, I was the one person she wasn't fucking.
Somebody: Do you even eat and get sleep?
Me: I have depression, what do you think?!
You are the reason why child abortion still exists in the world.
You're so poor that when you walked into an elevator, you thought it was a mobile home.
I'm not saying I'm ugly...
But when I'm watching porn, the hot, sexy women in my area always pop up and ask me if I'm rich.
Has anyone alive ever died?
Is this our eternal life?
This anorexic girl wanted to fight me. I told her that I would roast her, but she didn't have any meat.