Person jokes
Comment on this if you are somewhat like me: depressed, single, gay, and act like you're not burning inside.
What do you say after making fun of a disabled person?
"Sorry, I didn't mean to step on your toes."
Let's say I was immortal. No matter what I did, I would be alive. But, the catch is I’m the least flexible and least strong person in the world.
Now, I get my head chopped off. What would I do? I would roll over to my headless body and figure out what it's like to suck my own dick.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Die.
Die who?
Me, I want to die.
Normal person: "I'm perfect!"
Goth person: "Nobody is."
Memes
Ever absorb Griffin?
Brady Quinn!!
Q: What did the person who invented the door knocker get?
A: A no-bell prize.
Why did the nose cross the road to find the person who "nose"?
There are two types of faces:
The handsome one, but the wallet is ugly.
Then there is this personal face full of bumps, but even they lack a wallet.
You know, being a bitch is hard... but I found the person who's up for the challenge... you.
Person: You suck!
Me: Tell that to your mom, and she’ll say the same thing, honey. 😎
What would you call a person who hides in a house for 24 hours and then kills them?
Morgz.
Both man and woman have balls, but they like to play with the ball of each other because a person always loves what they don't have. 😁
What’s Stephen Hawking’s favorite food?
His shoulder.
You're so poor that when you walked into an elevator, you thought it was a mobile home.
If I flip off an Asian person, he can't see it.
You are the reason why child abortion still exists in the world.
I'm not saying I'm ugly...
But when I'm watching porn, the hot, sexy women in my area always pop up and ask me if I'm rich.
Somebody: Do you even eat and get sleep?
Me: I have depression, what do you think?!
What do you call a white person from Africa?
Albino.