Person jokes
What do cannibals call a person that is running?
Fast food.
Why does everyone respect midgets and dwarves?
They never look down on anyone.
I robbed a person in a wheelchair. He cried and said: "You can run, but you can't hide." I ran, and I never saw him again.
When a person yells, just laugh and remember that they can’t hurt what’s already dead.
What is the difference between a suicidal person and you? You're not dead.
Memes
Let's say I was immortal. No matter what I did, I would be alive. But, the catch is I’m the least flexible and least strong person in the world.
Now, I get my head chopped off. What would I do? I would roll over to my headless body and figure out what it's like to suck my own dick.
Normal person: "I'm perfect!"
Goth person: "Nobody is."
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Die.
Die who?
Me, I want to die.
You know, being a bitch is hard... but I found the person who's up for the challenge... you.
Ever absorb Griffin?
Brady Quinn!!
There are two types of faces:
The handsome one, but the wallet is ugly.
Then there is this personal face full of bumps, but even they lack a wallet.
Q: What did the person who invented the door knocker get?
A: A no-bell prize.
Both man and woman have balls, but they like to play with the ball of each other because a person always loves what they don't have. 😁
Why did the nose cross the road to find the person who "nose"?
Person: You suck!
Me: Tell that to your mom, and she’ll say the same thing, honey. 😎
What’s Stephen Hawking’s favorite food?
His shoulder.
A blonde accidentally kills a cop and calls the police.
She exclaims, “Hello, is this 911?”
The other person, “Yes, what is your emergency?”
The blonde answered, “I called to inform you that you’re 910 now.”
Friend: Name one gay person off the top of your head.
Me: Me.
What can’t a Black person say to a police officer?
"Thanks for the warning."
Feeling stressed? Have a nice cup of tea and spill it in the lab of the person bothering you.