Person jokes
My grandfather was the type of person who never threw anything away.
He died in World War II holding on to a hand grenade.
Friend: Name one gay person off the top of your head.
Me: Me.
You are the reason why child abortion still exists in the world.
If I flip off an Asian person, he can't see it.
What do you call a person with a flip flop?
My dad.
Why did the suicidal person cross the road?
To slow down traffic!
How does a blind person wipe their ass?
With braille toilet paper.
Bro sat down too close for comfort. I told him to move or he would get hurt.
Come on, how hard could it possibly be To move a few inches? You’re touching my D.
A guy really needs his personal space. Disobey and I’ll shove it in your face.
What do you say to an upset Down syndrome person?
I'd ask what's up, but it's definitely not you!
I'm not saying I'm ugly...
But when I'm watching porn, the hot, sexy women in my area always pop up and ask me if I'm rich.
I saw someone who was about to jump off a bridge. They were wearing a Nike "JUST DO IT" shirt.
A poor person came up to me and said, "You're ugly." I said, "You remind me of Spider-Man: No Way Home."
You're so poor that when you walked into an elevator, you thought it was a mobile home.
What do you call a night person? A night owl 🦉 who is up all night, lol!
Why did the emo person cross the road?
TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE Haha.
Guys, the person that said "suck a dick" was Mase. His real name is Mason, so ya.
Me and a wheelchair person were playing tag, and I broke my leg so it can be fair for him.
Has anyone alive ever died?
Is this our eternal life?
What would you call a person who hides in a house for 24 hours and then kills them?
Morgz.
Ever absorb Griffin?
Brady Quinn!!