Person jokes
Why does the disabled person scrunch his toilet paper up? Because that’s the way he rolls.
Me: Wanna hear a joke?
Person: Sure.
Me: Never mind, I was gonna say my life, but my life isn't a joke! Jokes have meaning.
Person: Dear God...
What's a depressed person's favorite drink?
Coff- na, jk, bleach.
What can you give a white person that you can't give to a black person?
A black eye.
Person: I broke my arm in three places.
Doctor: Well, don't go to those three places then.
A "type person" is addicted to eating sugar.
When the doctor saw this, he said,
"From Type 2 Diabetes!"
Get it?
I'm Black, when a cop sees me, he shoots.
I will pay someone to kill me.
Fat people are like the Twin Towers. Once they go down, they don’t come back up.
Why did the suicidal person cross the road? He was waiting for a car.
Whenever someone calls me ugly, I get super sad and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.
Why does no one die a virgin? Cause life fucks us all.
Why did the straight white caucasian male cross the road?
Because a black person was approaching.
So my dad tells these jokes and someone posted one on this website so...
How many Polish people does it take to change a light bulb? 101, one to hold the light bulb and 100 to spin the house.
There’s also one about a bowling ball in a bath tub he hasn’t told me that though. I'll research that.
What is the difference between gross and kinky according to a Canadian?
Using a toothpick to remove human feces between your teeth after licking another person's ass is gross, but performing a blowjob on a man who is well-endowed while he is eating a tuna fish sandwich, with maple syrup instead of mayonnaise, is kinky.
What is a homeless person's favorite joke?... Themselves.
What do you call a night person? A night owl 🦉 who is up all night, lol!
What was Jesus' reaction when the first black person was born?
"Holy shit, I burnt one."
Who is the only person time waits for? Nun.
Your mama so fat, the scale said, "Only one person at a time, please!"