Person jokes
Friend: Name one gay person off the top of your head.
Me: Me.
You are the reason why child abortion still exists in the world.
I'm not saying I'm ugly...
But when I'm watching porn, the hot, sexy women in my area always pop up and ask me if I'm rich.
Somebody: Do you even eat and get sleep?
Me: I have depression, what do you think?!
What do you call a night person? A night owl 🦉 who is up all night, lol!
Guys, the person that said "suck a dick" was Mase. His real name is Mason, so ya.
Me and a wheelchair person were playing tag, and I broke my leg so it can be fair for him.
Why does everyone respect midgets and dwarves?
They never look down on anyone.
I robbed a person in a wheelchair. He cried and said: "You can run, but you can't hide." I ran, and I never saw him again.
What do cannibals call a person that is running?
Fast food.
When a person yells, just laugh and remember that they can’t hurt what’s already dead.
What do a deaf person and an orphan have in common? Neither of them can hear their parents.
What is the difference between a suicidal person and you? You're not dead.
How do you know someone is going to die?
He can't stop coughing. (coffin)
What do you say after making fun of a disabled person?
"Sorry, I didn't mean to step on your toes."
This anorexic girl wanted to fight me. I told her that I would roast her, but she didn't have any meat.
Has anyone alive ever died?
Is this our eternal life?
If I had a dollar for every time you said something smart, I'd be broke.
Why did the emo person cross the road?
TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE Haha.
They are hairy.