Person jokes
You're so skinny that when you're driving, you have to put the seat forward to reach the pedals. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Whoever says a joke "is not a joke" should go commit bye die.
August 2020: LeafyIsHere gets terminated on Youtube for harassing Pokimane.
Billy, a toxic kid in Leafy's fanbase: "Imane's life is a joke, that's why I call her Jokeimane."
A person who simps for Pokimane: "And you look like you came from a farm, Hillbilly."
The closest thing in a depressed person's life is a knife and his/her throat.
Person: So, Jimmy, what do you do all day?
Jimmy Savile: Anyone who I can do.
My true hero is the person who killed Hitler.
Bro sat down too close for comfort. I told him to move or he would get hurt.
Come on, how hard could it possibly be To move a few inches? You’re touching my D.
A guy really needs his personal space. Disobey and I’ll shove it in your face.
What do you call a person with nobody and no nose?
What do an orphan and a blind person have in common? They both can't see their parents.
Knock knock.
Me, a person: Who's there?
A: Deez nuts!
I don't have a joke, I just have a friend named Jack.
When someone falls, you say to them, "I remember when I started to learn to walk."
They say Disneyland is the happiest place on earth. Well, apparently, no one has ever been standing next to you.
Fat people are like the Twin Towers. Once they go down, they don’t come back up.
How do you find a black person in the dark without a flashlight?
Tell them a joke to make them smile.
Person 1: Goodness, when is Michael Jackson going to stop eating these white chocolate truffles? He is already making a goddamn mess on his bed eating a few of them.
Person 2: Well, he cannot resist the little white balls.
Everyone laughs when a bully teases someone, but no one laughs when that person commits suicide.
Louie's IQ.
What do you call a person in a wheelchair with a speaker?
Rolling Loud 🎸🎸
You're so fat that people say you're the biggest bird!