Person jokes
Stephen Hawking had a high I.Q., but still had to learn how to be disabled.
A magician is driving, but then he "turns" into a driveway.
If you get this joke, you have no personality at all. Send all the help you can get:).
What did Caesar call a person?
She-Caesar.
Campbell.
What do you say after making fun of a disabled person?
"Sorry, I didn't mean to step on your toes."
People are insane
How are wet clothes and a depressed person alike? One gets hung up to dry, the other gets hung up to die.
How long does it take for a depressed person to change a light bulb?
5 days. & I’m pretty proud of myself.
Fat people are like the Twin Towers. Once they go down, they don’t come back up.
You're so poor you stink like poo-poo in your doo-doo.
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Knock, knock." "Knock, knock who?" "Can you let me in now?"
What can a dwarf do standing up that a tall person can't do standing up?
Suck a big dick.
Person: "My pony is crazy; it's always horsing around."
A cannibal went to the dietitian, and he got told to eat more vegetables, so he ate a disabled person.
What’s the difference between a living and dead person?
I don’t know, I just bury the coffin.
Neither of them respect boundaries.
A person could build a playground with your mood swings.
A person asks a taxidermist what they do for a living. The taxidermist replies, "Oh, you know, stuff."
When someone keeps talking while you are trying to focus on something, what is the rudest thing you can say to them?
SHUT UP!!!
He is looking for children. If you don't know who EDP445 is, look him up.
Be careful around EDP445.
Has anyone else ever been jealous when their laptop dies?