Person jokes

Sister

    • I asked my friend if he would take a bullet for the last person he slept with.

    He said hell yeah, I'd do anything for my sister!

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    • Coffin

    • Me: Good night, everyone.

    My friends and family: Night.

    Me: *gets in coffin*

    My family: *stares at my friends* You aren't going to do something?!?

    My friends: *to my family* Nope, this is normal.

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    • Person memes

    Nationalist

    • What is meals on wheels to a Christian nationalist that is also a conservative Republican politician, a gay man in a wheelchair that is poor and also physically handicapped, and who is also well-endowed?

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    • Gun

    • Q: How do you punish a blind person?

    A: Give them a gun and tell them it's a hairdryer.

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    • Bus

    • A bus full of ugly people is driving down the street. The bus crashes and everyone goes to heaven. They see Saint Peter, and he feels bad for them and grants them one wish before they go into heaven. The first one says, "I wish to be attractive." The second one says the same.

    Meanwhile, the 3rd person in line is giggling and snickering and laughing while Saint Peter is granting wishes. Curiously, he asks why he is laughing. He says, "I was going to wish that they turned ugly again."

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    • Felon

    • Why are Republicans supporting giving felons the right to vote?

    Because their own personal jeebus is a felon!

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