Person jokes
What can you give a white person that you can't give to a black person?
A black eye.
Never take a person canoeing or kayaking if they had a cerebrovascular accident.
They’ll hear the one word they hate the most: “STROKE, STROKE, STROKE!”
What do you call a person in a wheelchair?
Anything they can't catch you.
Rape jokes aren’t funny!!! And definitely not something to joke about, what’s wrong with ppl, like seriously what a world we live in. This is sick!
What objects have the most gravitational force?
A Lambo and a gold digger.
Me: Why do you need to use shampoo when you are already bald? 🤣
A lumberjack goes to a person's house.
Then he realized the tree was too big and was stumped and had to leaf.
What’s the difference between my ex and a unicycle?
A unicycle can only take one person at a time.
Person 1: Hi, I am Tom, and you?
Person 2: Andrew?
What do you call someone who is extra virgin?
Mrs. Frame.
I took 7 coins from someone. He even came back from the dead to get them.
Poop Jackson.
How do you know someone is autistic?
They get stuck in a loop very often.
What do you get when you cross breed a bear with a retarded person?
A feminist (a hairy and brainless beast).
One day my kid with no arms came up to me and said, "Mom, what's dark humor?" I thought about it, then said, "Go wave to that blind person." He just looked at me, confused, but angry.
I would never kill an animal. I'm more of a people person.
My grandpa personally killed 3 German pilots. He was the worst mechanic Luftwaffe had.
I asked a black man on the street if a white person paints their face black, it’s considered racist, but if a black person paints their face white, will the cops treat them better?
She asked me if I was hung like a horse, but I said no.
I'm hung like a person who wants to die, but then the rope broke.
Real quick, I'm autistic, and if anyone asks, I absolutely love some of these jokes. XD I found this while doing some research for a paper.