Person jokes
What do you call an LGBTQ person getting grilled? LGBBQ.
Evan David Sandri is gay and he is adopted.
"Watch out, there's an iceberg!"
Other person: "We will be fine."
10 minutes later, drowns, says, "We will be fine."
What does an orphan have that a homeless person doesn’t?
A home, but what does a homeless person have that orphans don’t?
A parent.
What do you call a white person having a seizure?
A vanilla shake.
If a blind person can’t see, then do they sleep?
They’re the night watchers while people who see sleep.
Imagine if a disabled person's last name was Runner or Walker! 😬😂
Do you ever look at a person and think, "Just how many generations of inbreeding did it take to create you?"
The last words of a depressive person are: "Yay, Freedom."
What can you tell [is] the difference between Stephen Hawking and a carrot?
Nothing.
While I was out shopping, I tripped in a store and a lady would not stop staring at me. For fun, I said, "Sorry! It's been a while since I've possessed a body." She looked horrified.
Dads are like boomerangs... I hope!
Son: Dad, why is my name Experience? Dad: Son, Experience is the name we give our mistakes.
You won't eat a human, so why eat meat? Bold of you to presume I won't eat a person.
If someone is bullying you for being fat, remember, you're the bigger person, a MUCH bigger person.
Kid: Hey, what’s black and sneaky!
Social studies teacher: Harriet Tubman.
One day my kid with no arms came up to me and said, "Mom, what's dark humor?" I thought about it, then said, "Go wave to that blind person." He just looked at me, confused, but angry.
Chat anyone??? I'm sooooooooooooo bored.
"Ur mum gay..."
Sorry wrong person.
What do you call someone who’s blond, beautiful, and listens to what you’re saying, but only hears what they want?
Womxn
Did you hear about the person who invented the door knocker?
He won a no-bell prize.
Jeffrey Epstein was a disgusting person, but he could tie a good hangman's knot.
What does Stephen Hawking eat for his breakfast, lunch, and dinner?
His shoulder.