Person jokes
You're cheap; no one even pays attention.
How are wet clothes and a depressed person alike? One gets hung up to dry, the other gets hung up to die.
Josh
I offered to share a meal with a homeless person once, but he said, "Piss off and buy your own!"
Person: Guess what?
Other person: What?
Person: Chicken butt!
Others, tearfully: Stop shipping real people!!
Me, packing an old lady in a FedEx box: Nope!
Q: What do you call a man in a wheelchair?
A: Disabled.
A cannibal went to the dietitian, and he got told to eat more vegetables, so he ate a disabled person.
What do you call a dwarf?
Adrian!
Person 1: Yassin has sex with a piece of sex.
Person 2: Nice, can I have some of your balls?
Person: "Sorry to bother you, but what's the quickest way to get to the hospital?"
Stranger: "Oh, just go stand in the middle of the road!"
What does a depressed person say when they're happy?
"..."
What game does a suicidal person who is very bad at word or guessing games love?
Hangman.
Helen Keller, more like hell 'n killer.
Why did the depressed person rob a bank? Because you're not killing yourself if a cop does it for you!
Personally, I think putting beans on toast is better than bullets in children.
Who is not hungry in Africa?
A dead person.
So why don’t blind people go sky diving? It scares the hell out of their seeing eye dog.
When does a blind person know when he’s about to hit the ground? The leash goes slack.
Lol making jokes about cancer makes me feel better as a person that had cancer, it’s great!
You know how bad of a person you are when you figure out how long you wait to smash. For me and my girlfriend, it was between the first plane crash and the last tower falling.