Person jokes
Q. What do you get when you cross a mentally disabled person with a pedophile? A. Jeffy Epstein.
If a person kills their counselor, does that mean that they don't need therapy anymore?
You do 1 line, you're not a crackhead. You drink 1 beer, you're not an alcoholic. But I murder 1 person...
Jeffrey Epstein was a horrible person, but at least he killed Jeffrey Epstein.
What is the difference between gross and kinky according to a Canadian?
Using a toothpick to remove human feces between your teeth after licking another person's ass is gross, but performing a blowjob on a man who is well-endowed while he is eating a tuna fish sandwich, with maple syrup instead of mayonnaise, is kinky.
How do you get a depressed person to jump?
Put them on a bridge.
What does a person that’s high and Helen Keller have in common?
Both stare off into space.
What do you call a person with Down syndrome in a bathtub?
Vegetable soup.
Kian. Legit, Kian is a joke.
What do you call a disabled Chinese person?
Sum Ting Wong.
You're so poor that homeless people feel sorry for you.
Gwen, let's chat at night for about 1 hour! I want to get to know each other better!
P.S., it's Jake.
Hey, wanna hear a construction joke?
Other person: Yes.
Sorry, I'm still working on it! 😅
1st Person: Do you want to know something funny?
2nd Person: Yeah, sure!
1st Person: I don’t know, I’m German!
What is a kind thing to say to someone and what is a rude thing to say to someone?
Kind thing to say to someone: You are the most perfect you there is. Your outlook on life is amaz- (BLAH, BLAH, BLAH ENOUGH!)
Rudist thing to say too someone: You more uglyer than my mama's boyfriend. You are a son of a b word! Okay that is so much rude and why you can say that to a tree but anyway not the point. Bonus: The world's most weirdest name to say to a girl, is Nutter butter, we know that's a weird *and* stupid name because she is not nutter or butter she is a person not a thing! Oh well bye!!!!
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What do you call a person who keeps making jokes about rappers?
An annoying prick whose black dad left him as a kid.
"Oh, you’re still talking? I thought background noise was supposed to fade out after a while. Must be tough waking up every day knowing your personality was a failed experiment."
Me: Wanna hear a joke?
Person: Sure.
Me: Never mind, I was gonna say my life, but my life isn't a joke! Jokes have meaning.
Person: Dear God...
Guy: Say "I'm a man" every time I stop.
Person:
Guy: You walk into a bar.
Person: I'm a man.
Guy: You meet a girl.
Person: I'm a man.
Guy: You and the girl go to a hotel.
Person: I'm a man.
Guy: You guys go on a bed.
Person: I'm a man.
Guy: She whispers into your ear...
Person: I'm a man!