Person jokes
Donald Trump is to white Americans as O.J. Simpson is to black Americans. They will never choose to convict these people even if they murdered or raped.
Q: The person who makes it doesn't say what it is.
The person who receives it doesn't know what it is.
The person who knows what it is doesn't want it.
What am I?
A: A baby.
What do you call a black person in a dark room?
Invisible.
I am really gay. I just needed to confess this.
A woman decides to take a well-earned vacation, and she asks her brother to watch her cat while she's away.
On the second day, when she calls her brother to see how things are going, he tells her bluntly that the cat is dead.
The woman is really upset and goes into hysterics, before saying, "You can't tell a person bad news so bluntly. You should break the news gently. The first day, you should have said that Fluffy was stuck on the roof and couldn't get down. The second day, you could have said that she had fallen, but the vet said she would be okay. Then on the third day, you could have said that she died from complications."
The next day, the woman calls her brother again and asks how things are. He says, "Well, Grandma is stuck on the roof and can't get down..."
What's a depressed person's favorite drink?
Depresso espresso.
Do you know who Helen Keller is?
Neither did she.
You're so tall you can go see God, but you're so tall your balls got small.
You're so poor, when a robber robs your house, they feel bad for you and just leave.
Wow, paint can, you have such a colorful personality!
I moved so much stone today.
I feel like a guy from Palestine looking for his wife.
What do you call a bum person with a brain?
A hillbilly.
You look too old to be living with your grandma.
Alya?
Rape jokes aren’t funny!!! And definitely not something to joke about, what’s wrong with ppl, like seriously what a world we live in. This is sick!
Why can't orphans become famous?
Because it will become easier for Technoblade to track them down.
When you think you can’t fail anymore if you’re dead, then you fail at suiciding.
Why can't an orphan be a bully? Because they don't have parents.
So, there was this kid, and he went to a store and said to a person there, "I'm emo." Then the person told the emo, "Why the hell are you here? Shouldn't you be hanging in a tree somewhere?"
Real quick, I'm autistic, and if anyone asks, I absolutely love some of these jokes. XD I found this while doing some research for a paper.