Person jokes
There was a very lazy person. He saw a banana peel in front of him while he was walking... and he said: “Oh God, protect me from falling!”
You're the type of person to play "Girl on Fire" during a funeral.
Kevin Woody (look him up)
You're so short, when it rains you're the last one to know.
No one is smart. I am smart.
I made someone a PB and J sandwich... they died.
How do you blow up an Indian person?
You press the red button.
Little Johnny sits on a chair. He notices he is sitting on something. Then he sees a plastic di**. He asks his mom, "What's that?" and Mom didn't know, so when his dad comes home from work, he sees him with the plastic di** and says, "Son, why you messing with my personal toy?"
I remember locking my door, but then I went downstairs to hear someone say, "I'm inside your home." I said, "GTFO my house, BICH!"
Why be homophobic, transphobic, racist, sexist when you can be quiet?
People complain we are overpopulated.
Well, then if we committed suicide, then why do they be sad? It's one less person to think about. Why complain about it when in the end we become sad people?
Why do you joke about Helen Keller?
She was a good person, and she learned sign language and learned to talk. So why DO YOU MAKE FUN OF HER!
Today someone was killed with a starter pistol. Police think it might be race related.
Person A: C'mon person B, just be happy, smile.
Person B: Over my dead body.
Person B: *gets the noose*
You're so white that when I turn off the lights, you're a night light.
I went to the dam to take the dam tour, but the dam tour guide told me there wasn't going to be a dam tour that day. So I was thirsty and I wanted some dam water, but the dam man wouldn't give me any dam water, so I told the dam man to keep his dam water.
Is a disabled person who has no arms but has guns armed or not armed?
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I am the least serious person ever, but whoever is joking about cancer is vile :)
Get some fucking respect, you silly tramp!
What is a gay person's favorite book?
The dictionary.