Person jokes

Spider-Man

A poor person came up to me and said, "You're ugly." I said, "You remind me of Spider-Man: No Way Home."

Suicide

I saw someone who was about to jump off a bridge. They were wearing a Nike "JUST DO IT" shirt.

Memes

Flashlight

How do you find a black person in the dark without a flashlight?

Tell them a joke to make them smile.

Stereotype

Indian

How do you tell an Indian person from a Muslim?

Are you 7/11 or 9/11?

Tea

Feeling stressed? Have a nice cup of tea and spill it in the lab of the person bothering you.

Shark

What do sharks and people have in common? The great ones are white.

Son

Imagine if you were an Arabic person shopping at Walmart with your son.

Now imagine he got lost and you had to start calling out his name.

...Now imagine his name is "Allahu Akbar."

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  • Time

    Bully: I wouldn't bother wasting my time on a shit person like you.

    Me: At least I have a brain unlike you.

    Bully: Well at least I have a mom unlike you.

    Me: Well your mom is so fat that she got stuck in her car and started bleeding Nutella?

    Bully: How would you know that?

    Me: Because she told me herself.

    Bully: How exactly?

    Me: She's on the phone right now.

    Phone: *High pitched animal noises*

    Me: Told you so!

    Word

    When a white person says the n word,

    black people: "Y'all mother fu...rs ain't gonna believe dis shit."

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  • Toilet Paper

    Why does the disabled person scrunch his toilet paper up? Because that’s the way he rolls.

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  • Mosquito

    What’s the difference between a mosquito and a blonde?

    One stops sucking when you slap it.