Person jokes
What do you call someone with no arms and no legs?
A nugget.
What do you tell a depressed person?
Just hang in there!
What's it called when a Black person makes a joke? A joke, you racist.
JK, dark humor.
A blonde accidentally kills a cop and calls the police.
She exclaims, “Hello, is this 911?”
The other person, “Yes, what is your emergency?”
The blonde answered, “I called to inform you that you’re 910 now.”
What objects have the most gravitational force?
A Lambo and a gold digger.
Honestly
My true hero is the person who killed Hitler.
What's the difference between you and a fridge? The fridge doesn't moan when I put my meat in.
Imagine failing to commit suicide; you might as well go kill yourself.
What’s a Mexican person’s favorite spot?
Cross country. 😉
Remember that you're unique, just like everyone else.
What's the similarities between Spiderman and a homeless person?
They both have no way home!
When you decide to turn your high school into your personal shooting range, but you don’t give any proper notice except for a bullet to the head...
Oooo, Gabriel Casey.
What is a gay person's favorite book?
The dictionary.
You: “Knock knock.” Person: “Who’s there?” You: “Leaf.” Person: “Leaf who?” You: “Leaf this house!”
*Apple bottom jeans plays*
When a deaf person is on trial, is it really considered a hearing?
What do you call a smart person in America?
A tourist.
How can you surprise someone who is blind?
Leave a plunger in the toilet.
So my dad tells these jokes and someone posted one on this website so...
How many Polish people does it take to change a light bulb? 101, one to hold the light bulb and 100 to spin the house.
There’s also one about a bowling ball in a bath tub he hasn’t told me that though. I'll research that.
What is a homeless person's favorite joke?... Themselves.