Person jokes
A hand job from a deaf person counts as oral.
If you're pro-life, I hope you get hit by a bus today!
Everyone laughs when a bully teases someone, but no one laughs when that person commits suicide.
My teacher made us watch a movie about the struggles of being an overweight person in this day and age.
It was really heavy on me.
Person 1: Goodness, when is Michael Jackson going to stop eating these white chocolate truffles? He is already making a goddamn mess on his bed eating a few of them.
Person 2: Well, he cannot resist the little white balls.
What is a gay person’s favourite meal?
Willy con carne.
What did the rope say to my depressed ass?
~ Hey, you wanna hang?
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite dance move? The worm.
Life is too short, just like me. Get roasted, short people!
Your sister: You're so ugly.
Me: But we look the same, so who's also ugly?
My true hero is the person who killed Hitler.
I gave a homeless person a phone but did not give him a home button.
What do you call a Chinese rapist? Rae ping you.
What's the one thing that makes a depressed person jump? A bridge.
1st Person: Do you want to know something funny?
2nd Person: Yeah, sure!
1st Person: I don’t know, I’m German!
Stephen was a great person, and he will be greatly missed, but I enjoy these jokes too much to not stop.
Same old boring ass day, until a person with Parkinson's fainted and got everyone's attention.
He really shook things up today.
What do you say when a person trips?
You say, "Why you trippin'?"
You are so skinny that they won't let you ride a fucking roller coaster because you flew before.
Isn't Gwen the most thoughtful person?