Person jokes

Life

  • Me: Wanna hear a joke?

    Person: Sure.

    Me: Never mind, I was gonna say my life, but my life isn't a joke! Jokes have meaning.

    Person: Dear God...

    Diabetes

  • A "type person" is addicted to eating sugar.

    When the doctor saw this, he said,

    "From Type 2 Diabetes!"

    Get it?

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  • Life

  • Whenever someone calls me ugly, I get super sad and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.

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  • Male

  • Why did the straight white caucasian male cross the road?

    Because a black person was approaching.

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  • Light Bulb

  • So my dad tells these jokes and someone posted one on this website so...

    How many Polish people does it take to change a light bulb? 101, one to hold the light bulb and 100 to spin the house.

    There’s also one about a bowling ball in a bath tub he hasn’t told me that though. I'll research that.

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  • Adult

  • What is the difference between gross and kinky according to a Canadian?

    Using a toothpick to remove human feces between your teeth after licking another person's ass is gross, but performing a blowjob on a man who is well-endowed while he is eating a tuna fish sandwich, with maple syrup instead of mayonnaise, is kinky.

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