Person jokes
Hi person reading this.
You bring everyone so much joy when you leave the room.
What do you call a deaf and blind axe murderer?
Helen Killer.
What's the difference between Batman and a gay person?
Batman has no one to call "daddy."
An American, a Cuban, a Russian, and a lawyer are sitting on a subway train, in the same seat. The Cuban pulls out a Cuban cigar for each person, and hands it out. The Cuban takes one puff of his cigar, and he throws it out the window. Everybody but the Cuban goes mad. "You just wasted an expensive Cuban cigar! How could you?" The Cuban simply says, "See, in Cuba, cigars are very cheap."
The other passengers are reassured and respond with, "Oh, OK."
The Russian takes out a small bottle of Russian vodka and pours a shot for all the passengers. The Russian downs his shot, and throws the vodka bottle out the window. The rest of the passengers are alarmed, once again. "You just destroyed an expensive bottle of Russian vodka! How could you?" The Russian simply states, "See, in Russia, vodka is very cheap." Yet again, the other passengers are reassured and respond with, "Ah, yes! Of course."
The American scratches his head and goes, "I think I see the pattern here." So he takes the lawyer, and he throws him out the window!
What can a dwarf do standing up that a tall person can't do standing up?
Perform fellatio.
Stephen was a great person, and he will be greatly missed, but I enjoy these jokes too much to not stop.
I'm not saying you're annoying.
But if a yeast infection were a person, it would be you.
How do you tell if someone is depressed?
The brains on the wall.
What's the difference between you and a fridge? The fridge doesn't moan when I put my meat in.
What's the difference between a retard and a normal person?
A normal person is not named Josh Wakling.
Ayo, who's online :')
I did just see a blind person trying to f*ck a dog.
Person 1: A life.
Person 2: I don't get it.
Person 1: Exactly.
What’s the difference between cereal and a baby?
I personally think cereal is not nutritious.
What do you call someone with one arm and no legs?
Names.
What do you say to a depressed person?
"I like ya cut, G."
What was Stephen Hawking's last meal?
His left shoulder.
What do you call a pedophile who's dying? You.
Knock knock. Who's there? Knock knock. Knock knock who? I'll knock knock you out if you don't stop.