Person jokes
When you're born on 4/20/69...
I asked a black man on the street if a white person paints their face black, it’s considered racist, but if a black person paints their face white, will the cops treat them better?
Guess the joke.
Your girlfriend.
What do you call a night person? A night owl 🦉 who is up all night, lol!
What do you call a down syndrome person that was hit by a car?
Mash potato.
working on a thing
You're so small that when you go to the doctor, he doesn’t know you're there.
When a person yells, just laugh and remember that they can’t hurt what’s already dead.
What's a depressed person's favorite drink?
A depresso espresso.
JK.
It's cyanide.
How do you punish a blind kid?
Move to a new house.
It's sad when the person that gave you memories becomes a memory.
You know one of the worst feelings ever to exist?
When your parents and friends all still see the happy little kid you used to be...
...but in reality, that kid has been long gone for years. (not my words)
If ignorance is bliss, BLESSEDBRIAN must be the happiest person alive.
What do you call it when a person with Down syndrome gets friendzoned?
Chromozoned.
What do you call a person that is both Black and Hispanic and was born on Wednesday? Miérkoolaids.
A person told an orphan to not move; otherwise, they would kill their parents. What did the orphan do?
It danced its a** off.
Somebody: Do you even eat and get sleep?
Me: I have depression, what do you think?!
A "type person" is addicted to eating sugar.
When the doctor saw this, he said,
"From Type 2 Diabetes!"
Get it?
What do you call it when you light a person in a wheelchair on fire?
Cooking the vegetables.
Person 1: Why did you put the baby feet first into the blender? Person 2: To see his facial expression. Why else?
They say there’s a person capable of murder in every friendship group.
I suspected it was Dave, so I killed him before he could cause any harm.
What's Stephen Hawking's shampoo?
Head and Shoulders. 😊