Person jokes
What do you call someone that no one loves?
An orphan.
How did the fat person cross the road?
It rolled.
I saw someone who was about to jump off a bridge. They were wearing a Nike "JUST DO IT" shirt.
I'm sure you could be the smartest person in your class.
If it were a class for the profoundly retarded.
What’s a Mexican person’s favorite spot?
Cross country. 😉
5 is enough
What is a gay person's favorite book?
The dictionary.
What's the difference between you and a fridge? The fridge doesn't moan when I put my meat in.
Me: Wanna hear a joke?
Person: Sure.
Me: Never mind, I was gonna say my life, but my life isn't a joke! Jokes have meaning.
Person: Dear God...
Q: What do you call a guy with no arms or legs in front of a door?
A: Mat.
Fat people: Do I look beautiful when I eat a pack of chicken?
Me: Yes, you look like a bunch of boulders crashing into each other.
Fat: Dang...
Me: Shut up, Jon Brower Minnoch.
John
Helen Keller is the kind of person to ask you what the time is.
A news headline read: "A toddler has shot a person every week in the US for two years straight."
He was in the infantry.
What do you call a virgin in Alabama? An orphan.
I called an Asian person and asked, 'Is this Mister Wing?' 'No.'
I called once more and asked, 'Is this Mister Wong?' 'No.'
I guess I 'winged the Wong number.'
What is it called when a depressed person gets a stroke?
A stroke of luck :)
Why do you never see a gay person in a wheelchair?
Because once you're a fruit, you can't be a vegetable.
Why did the suicidal person cross the road?
To slow down traffic!
You’re the type of person who would pee before a shower.
What's the similarities between Spiderman and a homeless person?
They both have no way home!