Person jokes
Feeling stressed? Have a nice cup of tea and spill it in the lab of the person bothering you.
What do a deaf person and an orphan have in common? Neither of them can hear their parents.
How do you know someone is going to die?
He can't stop coughing. (coffin)
Why does everyone respect midgets and dwarves?
They never look down on anyone.
What is the difference between a suicidal person and you? You're not dead.
Memes
What do cannibals call a person that is running?
Fast food.
When a person yells, just laugh and remember that they can’t hurt what’s already dead.
I robbed a person in a wheelchair. He cried and said: "You can run, but you can't hide." I ran, and I never saw him again.
Comment on this if you are somewhat like me: depressed, single, gay, and act like you're not burning inside.
Let's say I was immortal. No matter what I did, I would be alive. But, the catch is I’m the least flexible and least strong person in the world.
Now, I get my head chopped off. What would I do? I would roll over to my headless body and figure out what it's like to suck my own dick.
Chuck Norris is the only man that ever had sex with my wife and survived. Oh, how did I survive?
Fortunately, being her husband, I was the one person she wasn't fucking.
What do you call a night person? A night owl 🦉 who is up all night, lol!
Normal person: "I'm perfect!"
Goth person: "Nobody is."
There are two types of faces:
The handsome one, but the wallet is ugly.
Then there is this personal face full of bumps, but even they lack a wallet.
Q: What did the person who invented the door knocker get?
A: A no-bell prize.
Why did the nose cross the road to find the person who "nose"?
You know, being a bitch is hard... but I found the person who's up for the challenge... you.
Both man and woman have balls, but they like to play with the ball of each other because a person always loves what they don't have. 😁
What’s Stephen Hawking’s favorite food?
His shoulder.
Person: You suck!
Me: Tell that to your mom, and she’ll say the same thing, honey. 😎