Person jokes
Random person: Minecraft is actually more peaceful than real life.
Me: Well, screw life. Maybe if I light a fire on myself, I will go to Minecraft (my excuse for suicide).
This is about Gwen.
I don't know her, but people are just causing too much drama over one person who never said one thing to them.
Q. What's a disabled person's favorite band?
A. System of a Down's syndrome.
What is a boyfriend?
This disabled girl started rolling after me, so I ran to the stairs.
Hi i thought this was funny i guess haha 💔⛓️
Why did Spencer eat cheese?
Because he was Jewish.
I got a heart pain then I went to [the] hospital. When the doctor says I am dead, but I run then I jump. I am not dead!
Q: What did the person who invented the door knocker get?
A: A no-bell prize.
Do you ever look at a person and think, "Just how many generations of inbreeding did it take to create you?"
Why are Republicans supporting giving felons the right to vote?
Because their own personal jeebus is a felon!
What person can't work at a family business? An orphan.
Tell an old person to pretend [they are] shaking salt in their mouth... you'll see!
Beau is gay.
When a stranger keeps telling kids to kill themselves AKA the Stigg.
Why shouldn't you let a Chinese person play baseball?
'Cause they'll eat the bat!
What's the difference between a Black person and a White person?
One has a dad, while the other searches.
What do you call it when a white person beats a black person?
A KKKO.
I go balls deep in your mum with no power.
Person A: Where do you come from?
Person B: Liberia.
Person A: *speaks softer* Oh sorry, do you come from?
Why should you put an autistic person in a refrigerator?
Because otherwise you’ll get a rotten vegetable.
(Not meant to be triggering).