Person jokes
Yo man, stand up.
*short person stands*
No, seriously man, stand up!
What do you say to an upset Down syndrome person?
I'd ask what's up, but it's definitely not you!
9 people walked into Bunnings Warehouse.
2 people bought plants.
3 people bought shovels.
1 person yelled.
3 people left Bunnings Warehouse.
1 person was me. I guess those three people are fired! πββοΈπ€¦ββοΈ
What do you call a person with Down syndrome in the military?
Special Forces.
When a white person says the n word,
black people: "Y'all mother fu...rs ain't gonna believe dis shit."
You aren't alone. If you ever need to chat, I'm here. From one person to another. I hate this condition. I wish we didn't struggle.
Teacher: Okay class, look at the person to the right of you and describe them with one word.
Me: *looks to the right of me and sees the pick-me girl* "Penny."
Teacher: *shocked* How is she a penny?
Me: 'Cause she's two-faced, flat, and always in someone's pants. Not to mention worth practically nothing.
What would be a good job for a fat person? A four-chin teller!
Why are Republicans supporting giving felons the right to vote?
Because their own personal jeebus is a felon!
How does a crazy person get to the woods?
He takes the psychopath.
Amelie is a meanie.
How to complement a depressed person: "I like your cuts, g."
The definition of a stalker is two people going on a romantic walk, but only one person knows about it.
Yo mama is so fat, she has her own personal gravity.
I am really gay. I just needed to confess this.
So who did it? the I.S.S. teacher said.
1 hour before:
So let me get...
Random person: Wait, what? You BROKE UP WITH HER!
Me: I SWEAR, JHONNY, THIS IS THE 3RD TIME YOU BUTT INTO MY CONVERSATION! SO... HERE... YOU... GO! *punches*
Yo mama so fat, she doesn't count as 1 person bro, she counts as 40 people.
Did you hear about the person who invented the door knocker?
He won a no-bell prize.
What is the difference between a suicidal person and you? None, you are both dead on the inside.
Somebody told another person that they would meet at the crack of dawn.
Let's just say Dawn got very mad.