Person jokes

I gave a blind person a gun and said it was a hair dryer.

Ya nan!

In his dream, some people gave the Hodja nine gold coins, but Hodja wanted ten. So he refused them. Suddenly, he awoke and saw that his hands were empty. So, he quickly closed his eyes again and said, "It's okay, I'll take the nine coins."

Are people too thick to realize the difference between a fruit, a vegetable, and a person?

A person went to tell a joke: "Knock knock!" "Who’s there?" "I don’t remember!" (I think we need to moove on to the next joke now.)

I just now made this one up! Then I realized it is in the cow category, so I added the moove on part! 😂

What's a dead person's favorite sentence?

"I made it."

Your sister: You're so ugly.

Me: But we look the same, so who's also ugly?

Lewis Clow

When a fat person wants to kill themselves, why are they so worried? The diabetes will get to them sooner or later!

What do you call a disabled Chinese person?

Som Ting Wong.

There were three people on the third floor of a building. The first one took a bite of an apple, then said it was too hard, so he threw it out the window. The second person took a bite of a lemon. He said it was too sour, so he threw it out the window. The third guy was drunk. He took a bite of a grenade and thought it was too crunchy, so he threw it out the window.

Then one of them went downstairs. He saw a dog laying on the ground dead. The apple had hit the dog in the head. Then there was a little girl crying with her cat in her lap. It had died because the lemon fell out the window and hit it in the head. Next, there was an old guy laughing. I asked him why he was laughing. He said, "I farted and the building behind me blew up."

What was Stephen Hawking's last meal?

His left shoulder.

I set a gay person on fire. We now call him LGBBQ.

What do you get when you put a clown, a peodophile, a gay wet person?

Answer: YOUR DAD

Let’s say there’s a person who should have never come to exist. How would you find them?

A: Look in a mirror.

When someone calls me ugly, I get sad and hug them.

I know life can be difficult for those with weak vision.

A person had a child named Bl, another named Es, and one named S. The next was named You. They were a very unholy family.

Their children were shamed upon because their names spell out "Bless you."

Someone in London is stabbed every two minutes. Poor guy.

A person asks a taxidermist what they do for a living. The taxidermist replies, "Oh, you know, stuff."

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