Person jokes
Chuck Norris is the only man that ever had sex with my wife and survived. Oh, how did I survive?
Fortunately, being her husband, I was the one person she wasn't fucking.
Ever absorb Griffin?
Brady Quinn!!
Person: You suck!
Me: Tell that to your mom, and she’ll say the same thing, honey. 😎
Why does everyone respect midgets and dwarves?
They never look down on anyone.
Why did the emo person cross the road?
TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE Haha.
Memes
Guys, the person that said "suck a dick" was Mase. His real name is Mason, so ya.
Me and a wheelchair person were playing tag, and I broke my leg so it can be fair for him.
If I had a dollar for every time you said something smart, I'd be broke.
This anorexic girl wanted to fight me. I told her that I would roast her, but she didn't have any meat.
Has anyone alive ever died?
Is this our eternal life?
They are hairy.
What is the difference between a suicidal person and you? You're not dead.
I robbed a person in a wheelchair. He cried and said: "You can run, but you can't hide." I ran, and I never saw him again.
What do a deaf person and an orphan have in common? Neither of them can hear their parents.
What do cannibals call a person that is running?
Fast food.
When a person yells, just laugh and remember that they can’t hurt what’s already dead.
How do you know someone is going to die?
He can't stop coughing. (coffin)
What do you say after making fun of a disabled person?
"Sorry, I didn't mean to step on your toes."
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Die.
Die who?
Me, I want to die.
Comment on this if you are somewhat like me: depressed, single, gay, and act like you're not burning inside.