Person jokes
How do you piss off a disabled person?
You put the cookie on the other shoulder.
You're so small that when you go to the doctor, he doesn’t know you're there.
Imagine failing to commit suicide; you might as well go kill yourself.
This anorexic girl wanted to fight me. I told her that I would roast her, but she didn't have any meat.
How do you piss off a color blind person?
Give them a Rubik's cube.
What do you call a man without a body and a nose?
What would fall out of a tree first, a depressed person or a feather?
Answer: The feather wouldn't. The rope would stop the person from falling all the way.
What do a black person and Alexander Hamilton have in common?
They both got shot.
What is the difference between tuna, a piano, and glue? You can tuna a piano, but you cannot piano a tuna.
(The person you ask should say what about the glue.) Response: I knew you would get stuck there.
Xzavier sucked off little Johnny.
Next person that says 67, I am gonna yell "9/11" and sweep their feet.
Somebody: Do you even eat and get sleep?
Me: I have depression, what do you think?!
LEGO Ninjago - I like it, okay?
Which of the ninja would be best for an undercover mission as the person in disguise?
Kai. He just has to leave his hair down and no one would know it was him. He uses hair gel, as Cole has said a couple times I think, because his hair looks like fire 🔥!
You know what is the worst mistake every human being made?
Answer: Living.
I guess age is just a number, but in your boyfriend's case, a personal preference.
It's not surprising there isn't a whole lot of good tree jokes.
Most foresters have a wooden personality.
A "type person" is addicted to eating sugar.
When the doctor saw this, he said,
"From Type 2 Diabetes!"
Get it?
A man was walking home but felt tired, so took a short cut through the cemetery. He then heard a tap, tap, then out of the corner of his eye, he saw a man with a hammer hitting the tombstone. The man said, "You scared me. I thought you were a ghost." The other person mumbled, "They spelled my name wrong."
Katie Price's answer for everything is darkness.
She isn't a dull person, but playing eye spy with my little eye with Harvey is just way too easy.
I fucking love Triple H and Jimmy Wang Yang!